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  • saveme Jesus
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2009
    • 18

    #1

    Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

    My dog Blondie suddenly died this morning, a sad time for the whole family. Please pray for his soul while he is in doggie Heaven
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #2
    Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

    There is no "doggy heaven" - your dog's worm food. If you've buried him, you've lost the opportunity of selling his pelt to the Chinese; they pay good money.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • saveme Jesus
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2009
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        There is no "doggy heaven" - your dog's worm food. If you've buried him, you've lost the opportunity of selling his pelt to the Chinese; they pay good money.
        And which part of the great King John have you learned this from?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

          Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
          And which part of the great King John have you learned this from?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22878

            #6
            Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

            Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
            And which part of the great King John have you learned this from?
            King John? Is he the catlick patron saint of the washroom?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • saveme Jesus
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2009
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

              Dude you posted that video twice what are you retarded? By the way i have 2 more dogs, blondies mother and father named Eva Braun and Adolf.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                "Blondie" - ? Is your name Adolf, and you tacked an "e" on the end of "Blondi" trying to deceive us Good Christian Volk?

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                • saveme Jesus
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                  No folk's she was named after the rock band.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22878

                    #10
                    Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                    You should've called her "Linda McCartney", then she would have been "The dog with Wings".
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • saveme Jesus
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                      Yeh never thought of that.

                      Amen brother

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        You should've called her "Linda McCartney", then she would have been "The dog with Wings".
                        LMAOW !!!
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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22878

                          #13
                          Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                          Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
                          My dog Blondie suddenly died this morning, [...]
                          I take it you're over your feigned grief now? I find it sad that you killed your dog so that you could post on Landover.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            I take it you're over your feigned grief now? I find it sad that you killed your dog so that you could post on Landover.
                            One of his sort probably wanted to replace the poor DoG with a.....cat

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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692

                              #15
                              Re: Please pray for my dead dog Blondie.

                              Blondie's dead? Good! Their song "Rapture" was very disappointing, making no mention of the glorious "falling up" we True Christians™ will be doing in the near future.

                              May they burn, BURN in hell for their mockery.
                              True Christians are Perfect!

                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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