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Re: Pray for Paris
Smart thinking.
*Prays*
I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
*Prays*
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Just make sure you wear gloves when you handle the check. There's no telling where it's been.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostNow that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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I must admit that I have always been a skeptic when it comes to this wench Paris Hilton. Here is an example of rich and famous parents, who can afford the best education this Godly country has to offer, and yet produces vacuous offspring like her. Her prison sentence is quite mild in my opinion, but doing some hard time with the pastors here at Landover could certainly plant the seed of Jesus in her. Hope does spring eternal, and I will be praying that she finds Jesus soon.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Opening up to the Lord is better than opening up for eurotrash or some wasted Hollywood boytoy. Any talentless trollop who is named after the Capital of anti-Americanism needs a lot of prayer.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostComment
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Now see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Oh. Her. When I saw the title of this thread, I thought we'd be Praying for the God-less city of Paris, France.
So I'd already begun Praying for Gay ("Homer!") Paree before I clicked it open. So does this screw everything up?
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Well, here's hoping that the stupid, spoiled slutty little sh*t finally gets what she deserves in jail. Personally, I hope she leaves there in a body cast. It'd do her some good.sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostNow see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?
Just because her father is a hard-working citizen (except, didn't he come from money as well?) doesn't mean that she is. and money isn't everything. money is the root of all evil don't you know. i mean she could be a nice person, i just don't appreciate all the things she does just to get her name in a paper. perhaps this perchasing of a Bible is a publicity stunt. i found it kind of funny the cover of it was placed directly towards the camera...Comment
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Actually, I refuse to shop at Sprawl-Mart. I shop locally owned small businesses. You know the ones I'm talking about - the ones Sprawl-Mart is out to destroy.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostNow see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Sure, I know the ones....The ones that charge $800 for the same air-conditioner you can get (chink-built) from Godly Walmart for $350.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Wow, you liberals are so violent and hateful. It never ceases to astonish me how vicious some people can be.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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No.... It's actually more like pretty much everyone hates Paris Hilton, and wouldn't mind seeing her ugly blond butt on a spit.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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That is barbarious.
And they're blaming us for being barbarians
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You people still have to answer too Jesus for the Brussels Sprout.Originally posted by Appelfap. View PostThat is barbarious.
And they're blaming us for being barbarians
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Hell-O, Miss Chinky-winky, but have you ever noticed that your "Name" has a different spelling than your avatar does?
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