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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Pray for Paris

    Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord. We all need to pray that she gets the message. Pray extra hard.
    Party princess turned pending prisoner Paris Hilton seems to be sanctifying her sins by turning to the word of the Lord.
    The Hollywood Boulevard blonde was busted bumming around Beverly Hills carrying the self-help book “The Power of One” and the Holy Bible.
    404 | Fox News
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273693,00.html
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056
      #2
      Re: Pray for Paris

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord.

      She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Aethereal
          Sad young man seduced into witchcraft.
          Aka as Daniel, etc.
           
          • May 2007
          • 51
          #3
          Re: Pray for Paris

          Praise Jesus! She's just like me. She used to be an unsaved wretch but it looks like she's finally (again) on the right track. I'll be praying!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932
              #4
              Re: Pray for Paris

              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
              She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.
              Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru. Please attempt to show the Christian compassion that Brother Elliot is trying to elicit.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553
                  #5
                  Re: Pray for Paris

                  What amazes me about this story is that Bibles are even for sale in Los Angeles. Who knew?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056
                      #6
                      Re: Pray for Paris

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru.

                      And you would know this how? FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: Pray for Paris

                          LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056
                              #8
                              Re: Pray for Paris

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.
                              Sorry - I don't sleep with dead people.
                              Besides, I'm now married to the only love I need.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pray for Paris

                                  Then why do you choose your "Lovers" carefully if you have a husband?
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • Deaner
                                      Christ's Love Messenger
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 5932
                                      #10
                                      Re: Pray for Paris

                                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                      FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.
                                      And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?

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                                        • Old Iron Crotch
                                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                          • May 2007
                                          • 3056
                                          #11
                                          Re: Pray for Paris

                                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                          And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?

                                          Funny.

                                          But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
                                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                            • Deaner
                                              Christ's Love Messenger
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 5932
                                              #12
                                              Re: Pray for Paris

                                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                              It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
                                              That's true. Sometimes the feelings of disgust can be overwhelming after seeding my wife; it helps to have someone to share with.

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Pray for Paris

                                                  Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                                  Funny.

                                                  But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
                                                  You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • eliot mayfield
                                                      God Squad
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 9324
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Pray for Paris

                                                      Back on topic, Praying for Paris.
                                                      I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
                                                      Matthew:
                                                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                        • Old Iron Crotch
                                                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 3056
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Pray for Paris

                                                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                          You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.
                                                          You'd prefer that I lay with women?
                                                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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