[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I don't care if god has a problem with it, or if you do. The point is you said YOU WOULD ENJOY WATCHING DEMONS RAPE ME. And I am NOT AN ADULT YET, so that means you like CHILD PORNO.

That is pretty PERVERTED.

Listen here son. All of the Satan's tortures can be avoided, if only you turn to God like Paris did. She isn't going to be taken advantage of in Hell like you because she's now a Christian! Now all she has to do is stop attending those parties, because alcohol and white women sure do attract the Negroes, and they get most of their nightime ideas from the Devil himself!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Listen here son. All of the Satan's tortures can be avoided, if only you turn to God like Paris did. She isn't going to be taken advantage of in Hell like you because she's now a Christian! Now all she has to do is stop attending those parties, because alcohol and white women sure do attract the Negroes, and they get most of their nightime ideas from the Devil himself!

I'm not talking about Paris anymore, I wanna know why YOU said you WOULD ENJOY WATCHING ME BE RAPED BY DEMONS. To make it worse, SINCE I'M NOT AN ADULT YET that makes it CHILD PORN. But that's not all, it's also GAY CHILD PORN because WE'RE BOTH MALES. And since YOU ARE apparently 52, that makes you a PEDOPHILE.

Conclusion?: Gross.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I'm not talking about Paris anymore, I wanna know why YOU said you WOULD ENJOY WATCHING ME BE RAPED BY DEMONS. To make it worse, SINCE I'M NOT AN ADULT YET that makes it CHILD PORN. But that's not all, it's also GAY CHILD PORN because WE'RE BOTH MALES. And since YOU ARE apparently 52, that makes you a PEDOPHILE.

Conclusion?: Gross.

I already told you, but since God's sense of humor makes some a bit less gifted than others, I'll repeat myself. I'm not going to even flatter your attempted insults by responding to them.

I don't care how old you are, and neither does God. You are a sinner and a blasphemer of the Lord. Yes, He made you that way on purpose for His own enjoyment, but who are we to question the acts of God? You are going to burn in Hell and receive the same torture as any other Hellbound homosexual, regardless of age. Say hello to Pope John Paul II and Mother Teresa for me, will you?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Say hello to Pope John Paul II and Mother Teresa for me, will you?

I would, but they'd probably rape me, and then you'd get off on it.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I'm not talking about Paris anymore, I wanna know why YOU said you WOULD ENJOY WATCHING ME BE RAPED BY DEMONS. To make it worse, SINCE I'M NOT AN ADULT YET that makes it CHILD PORN. But that's not all, it's also GAY CHILD PORN because WE'RE BOTH MALES. And since YOU ARE apparently 52, that makes you a PEDOPHILE.

Conclusion?: Gross.

Hah! God's sense of humor goes farther than I thought! I checked your profile, and it shows you are 17. You called me a pedophile, so according to the dictionary you must be still prepubescent at your age? Why you little wimp! Forget demons, son! I'm sure the locker room taunts and jeers must be quite enough for your fragile ego. You are lucky the Landover Baptist football team hasn't had a go at you. Coach would have a sign on your neck in no time!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I would, but they'd probably rape me, and then you'd get off on it.

Well you are a bit old for the Pope, and I'm sure even that old Catholic hag had standards too. Stick with the demons son. Remember, they recently had Yasser Arafat too.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Hah! God's sense of humor goes farther than I thought! I checked your profile, and it shows you are 17. You called me a pedophile, so according to the dictionary you must be still prepubescent at your age? Why you little wimp! Forget demons, son! I'm sure the locker room taunts and jeers must be quite enough for your fragile ego. You are lucky the Landover Baptist football team hasn't had a go at you. Coach would have a sign on your neck in no time!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...revention.html

Right. Actually like its any of your business I do have pubes mate, though being a not legal adult, that means anything related to me being sexually active and you enjoying it is called pedophilia. Specially since you're old enough to be my grand father.

I don't go into the locker room, because I'm out of high school, and when I went into the locker room no one said anything because people where I come from aren't bastards. And I'm sorry about your foot ball team being gay for minors, perhaps you should let them at your little boys more often to get rid of that pent up frustration.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Right. Actually like its any of your business I do have pubes mate, though being a not legal adult, that means anything related to me being sexually active and you enjoying it is called pedophilia. Specially since you're old enough to be my grand father.

I don't go into the locker room, because I'm out of high school, and when I went into the locker room no one said anything because people where I come from aren't bastards. And I'm sorry about your foot ball team being gay for minors, perhaps you should let them at your little boys more often to get rid of that pent up frustration.

Putting your flagrant advances toward me aside, I will have to say I simply don't believe you.

Out of high school alreay? Those "gay" jocks must have encouraged you to work just a little harder! A person of your genius intelligence must have excelled in his marks! When did you drop out?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Putting your flagrant advances toward me aside, I will have to say I simply don't believe you.

Out of high school alreay? Those "gay" jocks must have encouraged you to work just a little harder! A person of your genius intelligence must have excelled in his marks! When did you drop out?

I didn't, in fact I started school a year early, because I wasn't a retard like inbred children, a common product of shut in groups that hide in compounds btw. So I don't really care if you believe me, you admitted on the internet that you would enjoy watching a 17 year old boy be raped by demons. That is gay, and of pedophilia. Henceforth, I shall never look at you the same, and never turn my back on you.

As for the jocks, I dunno if they were gay or not and I don't care, I'm willing to say they weren't since they didn't say they'd enjoy watching me be raped like you did.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I didn't, in fact I started school a year early, because I wasn't a retard like inbred children, a common product of shut in groups that hide in compounds btw. So I don't really care if you believe me, you admitted on the internet that you would enjoy watching a 17 year old boy be raped by demons. That is gay, and of pedophilia. Henceforth, I shall never look at you the same, and never turn my back on you.

As for the jocks, I dunno if they were gay or not and I don't care, I'm willing to say they weren't since they didn't say they'd enjoy watching me be raped like you did.

There is nothing in it for me in that respect, son. I only look forward to your pain. Perhaps in your sick, twisted little head you even think Satan's hula boys might be a good time, but Hell has its place for girly men too.

I know you'd love to flatter yourself by thinking I share your vile thoughts about children, but don't worry. Even if Jesus sends you to Hell after hormone therapy at age 30, the Lord and I will be still be pointing our fingers at you from Heaven and laughing until our tears sizzle in the magma you are thrashing in.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

There is nothing in it for me in that respect, son. I only look forward to your pain. Perhaps in your sick, twisted little head you even think Satan's hula boys might be a good time, but Hell has its place for girly men too.

I know you'd love to flatter yourself by thinking I share your vile thoughts about children, but don't worry. Even if Jesus sends you to Hell after hormone therapy at age 30, the Lord and I will be still be pointing our fingers at you from Heaven and laughing until our tears sizzle in the magma you are thrashing in.

So you're admitting you're a sadist then? Which are you a pervert of a weirdo? Make up your mind plz.

And yes I am interested in people my own age, whom to someone of your age would be called children, because I'm not a freaking pedophile.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

So you're admitting you're a sadist then? Which are you a pervert of a weirdo? Make up your mind plz.

And yes I am interested in people my own age, whom to someone of your age would be called children, because I'm not a freaking pedophile.

I am a man, and I am made in God's image. You have come here to our Church's webforum without even a single clue as to what the Bible is about. I doubt your limited comprehension skills allowed you to even get past the first sentence of the preface, if you have even bothered to pick one up. If sadistic is what you label God, then yes I am a sadist. The Devil is all of the above in your quote, so since it is his image you have been created in, you need only to look in the mirror to find your dream date. Enjoy bobbing for pumice rocks in pools of magma, my unblessed, emaciated child.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

I am a man, and I am made in God's image. You have come here to our Church's webforum without even a single clue as to what the Bible is about. I doubt your limited comprehension skills allowed you to even get past the first sentence of the preface, if you have even bothered to pick one up. If sadistic is what you label God, then yes I am a sadist. The Devil is all of the above in your quote, so since it is his image you have been created in, you need only to look in the mirror to find your dream date. Enjoy bobbing for pumice rocks in pools of magma, my unblessed, emaciated child.

Yes I do think god is a Sadist, and that means you're a copy cat. Pfft get original.

Take Zeke's advice, if you're going to say something about how hot Hell is, and I don't mean the temperature, then make sure to say how horrible it is too and how you won't enjoy watching boys get raped, cuz otherwise that means you're a pedophile, and they go to hell according to you.

And btw, I have read the Bible, and I'm even reading your version of it currently. OMG!

I know what the Bible is about and I'll describe the general overtone in a paragraph or less: A lot of sh*t that contradicts even more sh*t about some serious sh*t.

That about sums it up, not to mention sometimes when I say sh*t, I mean it literally, since it talks about smearing feces on people.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Yes I do think god is a Sadist, and that means you're a copy cat. Pfft get original.

Take Zeke's advice, if you're going to say something about how hot Hell is, and I don't mean the temperature, then make sure to say how horrible it is too and how you won't enjoy watching boys get raped, cuz otherwise that means you're a pedophile, and they go to hell according to you.

And btw, I have read the Bible, and I'm even reading your version of it currently. OMG!

I know what the Bible is about and I'll describe the general overtone in a paragraph or less: A lot of sh*t that contradicts even more sh*t about some serious sh*t.

That about sums it up, not to mention sometimes when I say sh*t, I mean it literally, since it talks about smearing feces on people.

Stop projecting. I see where your focus is at. I feel sorry for your mother when she has to clean your room after a sleepover.

Oh yes, and Hell will be very hot, but don't bother bringing sunscreen, because you will be wishing very soon that Satan didn't get ahold of that bottle you pathetic Sodomite!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Stop projecting. I see where your focus is at. I feel sorry for your mother when she has to clean your room after a sleepover.

Oh yes, and Hell will be very hot, but don't bother bringing sunscreen, because you will be wishing very soon that Satan didn't get ahold of that bottle you pathetic Sodomite!

Yeah, my focus is there because I get rightly creeped the f*ck out when an old man says he'd enjoy watching me be raped.

Wait what? You, a TC, giving a woman Sympathy? AHA HA HA! HA HA! That is rich.

Btw, I'm sorry to inform you, but if anyone's pathetic, it's a 52 year old Christian man whom was baited into arguing on the internet with a 17 year old kid about whether or not he was a pedophile. Seriously, think about what you did, think hard then go read some scripture to make yourself feel better. And perhaps regain your stones.