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    Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Like Satan Claws, the Easter Bunny is another way the vile Pagans and Wiccans try to take away the glory of our Lord.


    Landover Baptist Church 2009 Annual Easter Rabbit Extermination

    When Easter time rolls around I get an urge to shoot rabbits. I have to take my hat off to Pastor Pistle's winning of the last year's annual rabbit hunt. It was such a successful hunt that this year we will be importing some rabbits for the hunt. I would like to apologize once again for accidently shooting Jeb's Basset hound but accidents happen. Our Godly co-president Cheney proved that.

    We bagged a record number of rodents last year and that is testament to the top notch NRA youth training program. I think we will be doing even better this year.

    I would like some suggestions regarding the primitive weapons division.

    I am thinking we should stick to smooth bore muzzler loaders only and I would suggest that we allow compound and cross bows.

    I will be using .22 magnums and for the center fire round in the rifle division I would use the old stand by 7mm mag and 30 06 and 308.

    I will probably once again come in second to Pastor Pistle as he is LBC's finest marksman.

    The nine to eleven division will feature Daisy C02 rifles.



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  • #2
    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Count the Hutchins family in! My oldest just got his first assault rifle, the old standby, an AR-15 that he has been busy in the workshop making his own drop-in auto sear, bless his little heart.
    Is there going to be a girls division, you know, one where the rabbits are tied to a stake and cannot move?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

      You folks really know how to have fun. Being stuck down here by the Mexican border makes me feel as if we get left out of most of the fun. I can't imagine a more fun afternoon than being there with all of the men and children and blasting bunnies for Jesus.

      We don't have many rabbits down in our area so I have to just take the kids out and shoot at cans. (You know, portoree-cans, mexi-cans, afree-cans, etc. I tell ya' there is no better way to spend an afternoon than hiding in a bush near the border.) I don't know how we would swing it but I would seriously consider another quick trip up to Freehold just to participate in this glorious event.

      -ND

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

        Happy Easter.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Happy Easter.

          Aww Sister BTB, that is such a lovely pup you have! You truly are blessed!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

            I hope that Sister Sarah and co-President Brother Dead Eye Dick Cheney can make it this year. Perhaps we could fire live rabbits out of skeet launchers.


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            • #7
              Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

              Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
              I hope that Sister Sarah and co-President Brother Dead Eye Dick Cheney can make it this year. Perhaps we could fire live rabbits out of skeet launchers.

              He caught himself a really big one last year. I bet he'd love to go rabbit hunting again this year.
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              • #8
                Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                I hope that Sister Sarah and co-President Brother Dead Eye Dick Cheney can make it this year. Perhaps we could fire live rabbits out of skeet launchers.
                Dick "Dead Eye" Cheny is going to be there....

                Well that is godly news Brother. Obviously I will have to honor our former Vice President properly with a new bulletproof vest.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  He caught himself a really big one last year. I bet he'd love to go rabbit hunting again this year.
                  He's quite a good rabbit hunter and he has the proper fire power to drop Peter Rabbit. Those Wyoming jack rabbits require more ooomph that you standard varmit round.

                  Sister Sarah will be bringing Remington 1100 12 guage shot gun and her usual Carcano Manlicher, the rifle that slew papist JFK.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Dick "Dead Eye" Cheny is going to be there....

                    Well that is godly news Brother. Obviously I will have to honor our former Vice President properly with a new bulletproof vest.
                    If he get liquored up it will be for medicinal purposes only. They weight of have a hell bound lesbean daughter weighs heavy on his heart.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                      How do you justify killing all of those rabbits simply because they're rabbits? Of course it's one thing to kill an animal for food if you feel that it's necessary, but this is murder. Oh my God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                        Rabbits are pests. You kill them and eat them. What else would you do with all of them?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                          There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.

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                            Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                            Originally posted by Skitty View Post
                            There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.
                            Who cares what you object to? You're just a girl, and an unsaved one to boot. You should be busy in the kitchen learning how to bake a nice rabbit casserole.
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                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

                              Originally posted by Skitty View Post
                              There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.
                              Rabbits are a vile creature. They are a promiscuous abomination. They represent a throw back vile Pagan times.

                              Rabbits are a pest. They are a varmint! They are fun to shoot.

                              I hope that Brother Ted Nugent shows up when we wack em and stack em grill em and chill em!

                              We are soldiers of Christ and we are declaring war on his enemies and Easter Rabbits are his enemies. Wiping out this menace and having great joy in doing so pleases our Lord. The ones we don't cook and eat we will burn on an alter for the pleasure of our Lord. The Lord loves the swwet smell of burning flesh. Read your Bible! It soothes and pleases our Lord!

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