[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

It's a game. If you're taking a game seriously/relating a GAME to religion, why?

Sin is no mere game, boy!

For sin is no game, no toy, no bauble; Let me never forget that the heinousness of sin lies not so much in the nature of the is committed as in the greatness of the person sinned against.” – Valley of Vision

[Seventy]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

I have great news! I just got off the phone with Pete Flaherty, one of Mitt Romney's senior campaign advisors.

Pete understands the threat of Pokemon, and of My Little Porny: Friendship with Benefits, and all that other sick filth targeting our children, and agreed that Mitt will begin promoting a switch to a new ratings service for children's television programs and motion pictures . . . to be handled by none other than the Ladies of Landover! (With help from some wise and learned menfolk, of course.)

Soon, Poke-me-man and My Little Porny will be relegated to the late-night adult cable channels, where such smut belongs!

I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?

Ring them. I'm pretty certain their answer will surprise you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?

It'd be hard for them not to, given that I reported what Pete said to me.

You give Pete Flaherty a ring. You ask him whether Romney recognizes that children are at their most impressionable, and plans to protect them from perversions and anti-Christian programming like "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "PokeMeMon" with a new children's programming rating system.

Flaherty’s specialty is reassuring conservative Catholic and evangelical leaders that Mitt Romney believes the same way they do. Behind the scenes, Flaherty has promised Republicans that, “ Mr. Romney would select a running mate who shared his conservative views on social issues.”

And he did, Paul Ryan.

[Seventy]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

It'd be hard for them not to, given that I reported what Pete said to me.

You give Pete Flaherty a ring. You ask him whether Romney recognizes that children are at their most impressionable, and plans to protect them from perversions and anti-Christian programming like "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "PokeMeMon" with a new children's programming rating system.



And he did, Paul Ryan.

So Rod, are you saying that now I have to stay up late to watch My Little Pony? So are they going to have Toys "R" Us put up and adult section for filth like this? Because I was just there last month and they were on shelves for all to see. I wish he would do this before the election, it will give him a really big bump. Can you give me Pete's number? I want to give him my support also.

[Seventy]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

Ring them. I'm pretty certain their answer will surprise you.

Papist, after Akin's comment, it is very little from the extreme right the will surprise me. I just hate to see good people like you,Levi, and Rod get dragged down. Because there will be fallout(my favorite game by the way) and people will be running for the hills.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

So Rod, are you saying that now I have to stay up late to watch My Little Pony? So are they going to have Toys "R" Us put up and adult section for filth like this?

I don't have the details. The Ladies of Landover will be working on the ratings system.

It's no longer necessary for shows to be on late; there are parental filters for cable or satellite television nowadays. Welcome to the FUTURE!

Can you give me Pete's number? I want to give him my support also.

No, I am not going to hand out Pete Flaherty's cell number to some nameless troll on the Internet. Do you honestly think anyone would?? You'd be posting it all over 4chan and /r/atheism and whatever else.

However, you can reach Romney-Ryan campaign headquarters at (857) 288-3500 to express your support.

[Northern Baptist]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.

For a childish name? Little harsh, don't you think?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.

When did we nuke China?

Besides, it's American TV channels showing the cartoon, and American shops stocking the toys. Should we not clean up our own house before cleaning up someone else's?

[Northern Baptist]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

Besides, it's American TV channels showing the cartoon, and American shops stocking the toys. Should we not clean up our own house before cleaning up someone else's?

Indeed we should, but as messengers of God we need to clean everyone's houses and not just our own.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Synopsis

You think that Christians are the only ones burning Pokeman cards?

What a beautiful and uplifting video, thanks for posting this

[RisenTruth]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

Dear GOD=life,
where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

Dear GOD=life,
where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month

I think it is quite safe to assume that any drooling simpleton so entertained by trading inane cards with jap anime cartoons on them is not gifted to begin with, and the actual IQ is therefore moot. Would you not agree, friend?

And do you suppose Jesus would pass His time in such an imbecilic fashion?

In Christ

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

Dear GOD=life,
where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month

Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction forum so that we can properly greet you. Then we can discuss the finer points of your hentai addiction.

We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth