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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #286
    Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

    Originally posted by counter345 View Post
    It's a game. If you're taking a game seriously/relating a GAME to religion, why?
    Sin is no mere game, boy!

    For sin is no game, no toy, no bauble; Let me never forget that the heinousness of sin lies not so much in the nature of the is committed as in the greatness of the person sinned against.” – Valley of Vision
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Seventy
      Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
      • Sep 2012
      • 153

      #287
      Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      I have great news! I just got off the phone with Pete Flaherty, one of Mitt Romney's senior campaign advisors.

      Pete understands the threat of Pokemon, and of My Little Porny: Friendship with Benefits, and all that other sick filth targeting our children, and agreed that Mitt will begin promoting a switch to a new ratings service for children's television programs and motion pictures . . . to be handled by none other than the Ladies of Landover! (With help from some wise and learned menfolk, of course.)

      Soon, Poke-me-man and My Little Porny will be relegated to the late-night adult cable channels, where such smut belongs!
      I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #288
        Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

        Originally posted by Seventy View Post
        I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?
        Ring them. I'm pretty certain their answer will surprise you.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #289
          Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
          I wonder if Mitt and Pete know you are doing this? I wonder if they want to be associated with this type of site?
          It'd be hard for them not to, given that I reported what Pete said to me.

          You give Pete Flaherty a ring. You ask him whether Romney recognizes that children are at their most impressionable, and plans to protect them from perversions and anti-Christian programming like "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "PokeMeMon" with a new children's programming rating system.

          Flaherty’s specialty is reassuring conservative Catholic and evangelical leaders that Mitt Romney believes the same way they do. Behind the scenes, Flaherty has promised Republicans that, “ Mr. Romney would select a running mate who shared his conservative views on social issues.”
          And he did, Paul Ryan.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Seventy
            Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
            • Sep 2012
            • 153

            #290
            Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            It'd be hard for them not to, given that I reported what Pete said to me.

            You give Pete Flaherty a ring. You ask him whether Romney recognizes that children are at their most impressionable, and plans to protect them from perversions and anti-Christian programming like "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "PokeMeMon" with a new children's programming rating system.



            And he did, Paul Ryan.
            So Rod, are you saying that now I have to stay up late to watch My Little Pony? So are they going to have Toys "R" Us put up and adult section for filth like this? Because I was just there last month and they were on shelves for all to see. I wish he would do this before the election, it will give him a really big bump. Can you give me Pete's number? I want to give him my support also.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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            • Seventy
              Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
              • Sep 2012
              • 153

              #291
              Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Ring them. I'm pretty certain their answer will surprise you.
              Papist, after Akin's comment, it is very little from the extreme right the will surprise me. I just hate to see good people like you,Levi, and Rod get dragged down. Because there will be fallout(my favorite game by the way) and people will be running for the hills.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #292
                Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                So Rod, are you saying that now I have to stay up late to watch My Little Pony? So are they going to have Toys "R" Us put up and adult section for filth like this?
                I don't have the details. The Ladies of Landover will be working on the ratings system.

                It's no longer necessary for shows to be on late; there are parental filters for cable or satellite television nowadays. Welcome to the FUTURE!



                Can you give me Pete's number? I want to give him my support also.
                No, I am not going to hand out Pete Flaherty's cell number to some nameless troll on the Internet. Do you honestly think anyone would?? You'd be posting it all over 4chan and /r/atheism and whatever else.

                However, you can reach Romney-Ryan campaign headquarters at (857) 288-3500 to express your support.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Northern Baptist
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 14

                  #293
                  Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                  With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

                  Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #294
                    Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                    Originally posted by Northern Baptist View Post
                    With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

                    Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.
                    For a childish name? Little harsh, don't you think?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #295
                      Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                      Originally posted by Northern Baptist View Post
                      With what I've heard about this so-called "Pokemon", some of the names are sexually oriented. I remember having heard of a character called "Pikachu", which is the Chinese translation of "Dick-at-you".

                      Those crazy Chinamen should be nuked again, just like America did in WW2.
                      When did we nuke China?

                      Besides, it's American TV channels showing the cartoon, and American shops stocking the toys. Should we not clean up our own house before cleaning up someone else's?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Northern Baptist
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 14

                        #296
                        Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Besides, it's American TV channels showing the cartoon, and American shops stocking the toys. Should we not clean up our own house before cleaning up someone else's?
                        Indeed we should, but as messengers of God we need to clean everyone's houses and not just our own.

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                        • Bjorn Jensen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2355

                          #297
                          Re: Synopsis

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          You think that Christians are the only ones burning Pokeman cards?

                          What a beautiful and uplifting video, thanks for posting this

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                          • RisenTruth
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged putz
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 19

                            #298
                            Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                            Dear GOD=life,
                            where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
                            Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month
                            Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #299
                              Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                              Originally posted by RisenTruth View Post
                              Dear GOD=life,
                              where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
                              Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month
                              I think it is quite safe to assume that any drooling simpleton so entertained by trading inane cards with jap anime cartoons on them is not gifted to begin with, and the actual IQ is therefore moot. Would you not agree, friend?

                              And do you suppose Jesus would pass His time in such an imbecilic fashion?

                              In Christ
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #300
                                Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                                Originally posted by RisenTruth View Post
                                Dear GOD=life,
                                where exactly did you find these studies? I want actually proven facts and sources to help you back up these outragious claims. Until you can provide actual sources and facts to back up this statemtn, your point is incorrect and you will continue to look wrong and make a fool out of yourself.
                                Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month
                                Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction forum so that we can properly greet you. Then we can discuss the finer points of your hentai addiction.

                                We want to get to know you!

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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