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as my name suggests i have not yet found the right path. Can someone help me turn from my evil ways?
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Re: help me turn from my ways
Which evil way would that be?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: help me turn from my ways
Quick summary:
- Accept Jesus as your Savior
- Surrender to God
- Accept the KJV 1611 Bible as the only true Word of God
- Follow the entire Bible, not just the convenient parts
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: help me turn from my ways
jew4landover, Howyoudoin (I used to work in NY)Originally posted by jew4landover View Post
Mind if I call you joo? Marvelous, you are a pal!
Right path eh? Are a heb that got thrown out of the club? Did you work on a Saturday? I take it you want to renounce jooism and actually have a loaf of bread in an oven chance of becoming Saved(c), right? We need to know about you. Like how much of a joo you are, like do you wear the hat and have the curly cure spring hair weave things? Or do you just screw people over about money. Or are you one of those types that complains about be persecuted all the time?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Please tell us more about yourself and visit the noob section of the forum.Originally posted by jew4landover View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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http://www.christianbook.com/the-kin...N&view=details
Being a joo, you may be reluctant to spend 25 precious dollars, but I can assure it's worth every penny.Comment
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