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  • #46
    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Very true, but if we cannot make the necessary excavations within the time line it will all be for naught.
    Very true, Brother, very true. But as you know, Prof Bessemer is a high-ranking Professor in Flood Geology while I'm only a PhD Student it is hard to distribute goods and finances sufficiently.
    I hope it doesn't really matter, as a new sodium bearing ship is on its way, accompanied by Godly American Soldiers who are always willing to guide a True Christian(tm) vessel home.
    Otherwise, we will need to grab a shovel and work really hard.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #47
      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

      Is this Project meant to stave off RA10 ("Rat Attack 2010") by any chance?



      Just asking. Of course, I don't expect an answer. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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      • #48
        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        Very true, Brother, very true. But as you know, Prof Bessemer is a high-ranking Professor in Flood Geology while I'm only a PhD Student it is hard to distribute goods and finances sufficiently.
        I hope it doesn't really matter, as a new sodium bearing ship is on its way, accompanied by Godly American Soldiers who are always willing to guide a True Christian™ vessel home.
        Otherwise, we will need to grab a shovel and work really hard.
        Yes the Professor is an expert on the strata beneath Freehold that was laid down by the Great Flood. If he feels that using resources to better understand how to harvest sea creatures is more important, who am I to judge.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #49
          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I will, with Glad Heart, accept any sorts of Chastisements that you Boys wish to inflict upon me
          I'm sorry, Sister, but I will be working till 4 in the morning, and possibly during the entire weekend (ask Prof Bessemer why this is), so I can't aid you in this. Too bad.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #50
            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

            Gentlemen, I do apologize for my absence. My trip to Fire Island with Michael Glatze did come at an inopportune time. But while I was on the east coast, I was able to check on that "other project" that I thought we agreed not to discuss here.

            Suffice to say that the results were less than spectacular. The consistency of the flesh was disappointing to say the least. The underground workers at Project Habakkuk will now have more than enough explosives to finish the job. The trucks should begin arriving by noon tomorrow.
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            • #51
              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              strata beneath Freehold that was laid down by the Great Flood.
              Brothers, Beware. In addition to being remnants of The Great Flood, they may also be the bones of miscreant Children of The Old One.

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              • #52
                Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Brothers, Beware. In addition to being remnants of The Great Flood, they may also be the bones of miscreant Children of The Old One.
                Why are you worrying your pretty head about this, and not baking pies ?


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • #53
                  Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Why are you worrying your pretty head about this, and not baking pies ?
                  I'm Sorry....

                  I was actually Baking Pies as I was worrying, but if I mention this it will seem like back-sassing, of course....

                  I'm Sorry....So Sorry....

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                  • #54
                    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                    I'm sure it's temporary and it's really not that big of a deal, but is Project Habakkuk the reason the altimeters and the compasses in the AirJesus G550s no longer function within fifty miles of Freehold?

                    Me and the other pilots at Landover AirJesus don't have much need for the instruments when we're landing or taking off, as we all pretty much have the area memorized. But we had a plane come in from Haiti full of orphans and the pilot overshot the runway a bit.

                    I made sure he thought it was his fault, to avoid any legal hassles.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                      The underground workers at Project Habakkuk will now have more than enough explosives to finish the job. The trucks should begin arriving by noon tomorrow.
                      It actually works much better than with sodium this way. Thanks, Professor! We've seen some amazing progress today, and we are almost finished with the injun burial ground!

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      I'm sure it's temporary and it's really not that big of a deal, but is Project Habakkuk the reason the altimeters and the compasses in the AirJesus G550s no longer function within fifty miles of Freehold?
                      It very likely is. Haitian flights could better be redirected to Des Moines until at least coming Friday. Unless you are an experienced True Christian(tm) Pilot like you are, of course.

                      Coming Wednesday might be tough even for you, however, as there might be thick clouds of black smoke hovering over Freehold from 11 AM until at least 9 PM.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                        My goodness Portway, that is terrible!

                        Was the runway damaged or was it back in use after a good hosing down?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                          Once it's cleaned up they can take the fuselage to the park as playground equipment.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            Haitian flights could better be redirected to Des Moines until at least coming Friday. Unless you are an experienced True Christian™ Pilot like you are, of course.

                            Coming Wednesday might be tough even for you, however, as there might be thick clouds of black smoke hovering over Freehold from 11 AM until at least 9 PM.
                            There might be a few issues with rerouting through DSM. We have a much more cozy relationship with the Freehold law enforcement authorities. I'll just tell the folks flying the kids in from Haiti to wait for a few days.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            My goodness Portway, that is terrible!

                            Was the runway damaged or was it back in use after a good hosing down?
                            The runway is fine now. We had to fill in a few gouges and deal with the burned area, but we just billed the owner of the plane for the clean-up. I'm sure he'll pay us once he regains consciousness.

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            Once it's cleaned up they can take the fuselage to the park as playground equipment.
                            That is a fine idea Brother Sayved! We fast-tracked the FAA investigation, so unless the owners want to exercise their salvage rights, we can just flop that thing down at the new Haitian Concentration Bible Camp and Funtime Orphan Distribution Center out by the trailer park!
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                            • #59
                              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                              Drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered.-- Habakkuk 2:16
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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