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  • #31
    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
    Brethren,

    Would that I could somehow, someday, make reparations for my past transgressions that keep me from becoming a True Christian™. Yet, I stand ever-ready to lend my considerable culinary skills to the project (whatever it may be), even if only to provide those at the heart of the project with an occasional respite from their selfless and ceaseless dedication to God's work. God's Blessings are surely upon you all and keeping you safe as this phase of His project nears it conclusion.

    In Jesus' name,

    Paul
    Thanks, Brother, you're most welcome! Actually, there is some gastronomic aspect of the Project, but at the moment it consists mostly of planning and preparing for stages to come. You see, it is quite likely that at a point, some people will need daily nourishment for quite a while without having any external food source available. If you are interested, please contact Josh Donalds, he owns Josh' Godly Take-Away Delicacies, Zephaniah Flint Lane 73, Freehold. He is currently in charge of this.

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?
    Praying is always helpful, Sister!
    Also, provide your husbands, many of which work on the Project, with everything they ask for when at home with you, as it includes quite a lot of exhausting work at the moment. If you need any more information, please contact Ms Betty Bowers or Pastor Deacon Fred on this.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #32
      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?
      Naturally, lots of pies dear Sister. Be cautious where you collect the ingredients however. The Project has caused some small issues with possible contamination logistical problems.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • #33
        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

        I'm going to start handing out infractions to those of you with loose lips. Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk. Some of our sponsors at IaGOP are becoming nervous. Four unmarked semis have just arrived; I want the rest of them to arrive!
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        • #34
          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          I'm going to start handing out infractions to those of you with loose lips. Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk. Some of our sponsors at IaGOP are becoming nervous. Four unmarked semis have just arrived; I want the rest of them to arrive!
          I'm very sorry, Brother, the enthousiasm of the Holy Spirit got the better of me. I will try to be more discrete from now on.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #35
            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

            Brother Bathfire, I'm pleased to say I'm feeling much better now. I can even go around my neighbor's livestock safely, without any, er, disruptions.

            Thank you so much for your detailed advice!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #36
              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

              It's also nice that the nightly explosions have stopped.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #37
                Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                It's also nice that the nightly explosions have stopped.
                Yes, we're currently out of sodium. We import it from the Middle East, but there was a small problem off the coast of Somalia. We're working on that.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #38
                  Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  Yes, we're currently out of sodium. We import it from the Middle East, but there was a small problem off the coast of Somalia. We're working on that.
                  Ammonium nitrate is available at the local elevator Brother. No need for God's work to be impeded by skinny nigras.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                    Ammonium nitrate is available at the local elevator Brother. No need for God's work to be impeded by skinny nigras.
                    I'm afraid that's not an option; Prof Bessemer bought their complete stock of ammonium nitrate for his experiments in the Atlantic Ocean...
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      I'm afraid that's not an option; Prof Bessemer bought their complete stock of ammonium nitrate for his experiments in the Atlantic Ocean...
                      That was a little while back, did they not reorder ?


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        That was a little while back, did they not reorder ?
                        Prof Bessemer bought everything for three months in advance. I've asked him if he could miss something, but it really was all necessary. I don't know about the technical details of his part, but we all know that you will need an awful lot of the stuff to prevent hydrologic recollapse...
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          Prof Bessemer bought everything for three months in advance. I've asked him if he could miss something, but it really was all necessary. I don't know about the technical details of his part, but we all know that you will need an awful lot of the stuff to prevent hydrologic recollapse...
                          The Professor can be exuberant about his research. I have told him that there are other ways to fish, but he is insistant.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            The Professor can be exuberant about his research. I have told him that there are other ways to fish, but he is insistant.
                            Well, I do know in fact that regular seafood harvesting strategies likely becomes insufficient after Phase 14E, so we really need to explore all possibilities we have.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Suddenly we are discussing the logistics of food supplies with the womenfolk.
                              Forgive me, Brother, as it was I who was indiscreet - foolish female that I am

                              I will, with Glad Heart, accept any sorts of Chastisements that you Boys wish to inflict upon me

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                              • #45
                                Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                Well, I do know in fact that regular seafood harvesting strategies likely becomes insufficient after Phase 14E, so we really need to explore all possibilities we have.
                                Very true, but if we cannot make the necessary excavations within the time line it will all be for naught.


                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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