Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

[True Disciple]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

as we all know, Project Habakkuk has reached a milestone last Friday, and I would like to take this opportunity to thank again all the contributors and tithers of our Godly Church: without your help, we wouldn't have come this far. We can't express how grateful we are for that.

You've all heard Pastor Deacon Fred explain last Sunday that Project Habakkuk enters a new phase now. Most Creation Scientists over here are working on it now, and I can say that some of us have found themselves working overnight last Monday. As you, I hope, all realize, it just requires a lot of work, and we will be very busy the coming weeks, as we really need to solve several troubling complications before coming March.

So, we really need the prayers of all of you, more than ever before. We are feeling strenghtened by the uplifting words some of you spoke to us after Sunday afternoon's service, and we are bolstered by your prayers so far. So, please carry us in prayer, that the Lord may bless us in our efforts. I thank you with all my heart.

Yours In Christ,

True Disciple

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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I will pray that it is completed before the Rapture on March 4th!

[Cranky Old Man]

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My family will pray to our Savior Jesus Christ until all our knees bleed for Project Habakkuk.

1 John 5:14 "And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I will pray that the good folks at Landover see clear to ensure that their sister congregation in North Salem, Indiana is provided the opportunity to help with Project Habakkuk!

We have many talented men (and lovely women) here in North Salem.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Please, all members of Landover that reside in the Freehold area, be aware that there will be Project Habakkuk related blasting at various locations on the dig site this week, and the nearby erosion prevention channels are also being widened.

Some streets in the area will be closed temporarily, and we are sorry for this inconvenience. And as usual, we ask that you refrain from using RF emitting devices from 9:00PM until 6:00AM on alternate nights through the end of the month.

We are also working diligently on the television signal interference problem and should have that issue sorted out by the 20th.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Some streets in the area will be closed temporarily, and we are sorry for this inconvenience. And as usual, we ask that you refrain from using RF emitting devices from 9:00PM until 6:00AM on alternate nights through the end of the month.

This is very important to follow, for the success of this project and your own health. Do not use cell phones, radios, and other electrical devices in the vicinity of the work.

Also, the low infrasound hum that some people have been reporting recently has nothing to do with Project Habakkuk. Please do not be alarmed. Avoid listening to rumors and participating in mass hysteria. If anyone has heard suspicious rumors relating to this project, please contact a pastor or senior official for the project.

[True Disciple]

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Okay, tests are run right now using sheep-sized mammals and larger. Ted Martins almost came too close when he left his farmhouse because the bleating made him think some of his sheeps had escaped and followed the sound into the testing ground, but luckily we stopped him in time, so Jesus prevented this disaster from happening. Praise Him!

The first results are very promising as well! Professor Bessemer, it would be great if you could find some time to look at them this morning. There are some physiological complications in the pectoral regions of the larger test objects which require a trained eye, I think.

I'm going to catch some sleep now, I'll be back tomorrow morning at 9.

And thank everyone who has been praying!

[Aristotle]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Okay, tests are run right now using sheep-sized mammals and larger. Ted Martins almost came too close when he left his farmhouse because the bleating made him think some of his sheeps had escaped and followed the sound into the testing ground, but luckily we stopped him in time, so Jesus prevented this disaster from happening. Praise Him!

The first results are very promising as well! Professor Bessemer, it would be great if you could find some time to look at them this morning. There are some physiological complications in the pectoral regions of the larger test objects which require a trained eye, I think.

I'm going to catch some sleep now, I'll be back tomorrow morning at 9.

And thank everyone who has been praying!

PRAISE JESUS! Its almost time!

[Mistress Cookie]

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I will pray that the good folks at Landover see clear to ensure that their sister congregation in North Salem, Indiana is provided the opportunity to help....We have many talented men (and lovely women) here in North Salem.

You sure do!

Thanks for the True Christian(tm) prayer assistance from across the state line!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I could have done without that explosion last night, but I rest in peace knowing that with Project Habakkuk it is all for a good cause.

Isaiah 55:8-9 "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I have noted seismic activity beneath my estate from the lateral tunnels that are being excavated. It is inspiring to hear/feel progress beneath my feet.

GLORY!

[True Disciple]

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I could have done without that explosion last night, but I rest in peace knowing that with Project Habakkuk it is all for a good cause.

Yeah, sorry for that, we had spontaneous combustion in one of the sodium vats, apparently young Philip thought it was seasalt. However, I have full confidence that Philip will recover from his coma before March, and my eyebrows will have grown back by next Wednesday.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Anyone who visited the observation deck directly east of the main site between last Monday and this morning who experiences loss of appetite, intense deja vu, or unexplained calf pain should visit my office at Landover Baptist University at their earliest convenience.

Also, please do not transport any backyard fruit out of the greater Freehold area until further notice, unless it was canned prior to October first of last year.

[Wide-Open]

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Professor, can I ask you if I'm safe here at my Outreach Post?

I'm not sure what this is all about - I wasn't briefed on the project for some reason - but it does sound very important. (and apparently not entirely without risks...)

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

Anyone who visited the observation deck directly east of the main site between last Monday and this morning who experiences loss of appetite, intense deja vu, or unexplained calf pain should visit my office at Landover Baptist University at their earliest convenience.

Also, please do not transport any backyard fruit out of the greater Freehold area until further notice, unless it was canned prior to October first of last year.

What about hair loss, and formation of open sores I am asking for a friend of course.