[VikingFromIceland]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Indeed, I am a sinner

I really am demon. I and my fellow demons really enjoy watching Lazy Town aswell!

Now what should I do next? murder? rape? both?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Indeed, I am a sinner

We can agree on that.

I really am demon. I and my fellow demons really enjoy watching Lazy Town aswell!

You are not a demon, you nitwit -- although you will meet a fair few if you die unsaved.

Now what should I do next? murder? rape? both?

Neither. Give your life to JESUS, and repent of your silly LARPing.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

We can agree on that.


You are not a demon, you nitwit -- although you will meet a fair few if you die unsaved.


Neither. Give your life to JESUS, and repent of your silly LARPing.

Can't we even pray with out the Satan worshipers bothering us? I Pray Sweet Jesus take them out today! Amen

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I have never worshipped anything else than God and Jesus. My anchestors did over a millenia ago, does that make me a pagan?

According to God, you can be held perfectly accountable for the sins of your ancestors:

Deuteronomy 5:9
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

I'm not even old enough to vote.

Then what makes you think you are old enough to engage in debate with adult people?

The music she makes, has nothing to do with me. I don't even like her music, she is terrible.

You are the one allowing it, just as you allow lazytown. If you were a Godly country, you would have forbidden this evil long ago.

I don't know what to say to this?

Then be silent!

Indeed I am.

Why do you want to exterminate the Jews?

I would like to follow up with another short prayer.

Sweet Lord Jesus,
Please do not avert Your face from this evil!
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! Smash them against the rocks for their fathers iniquity!
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth!
Make their death and descent into Hell swift!
Scatter their broken bodies over the block of ice they live on!
As you did to David, please do so unto us, Lord.

Amen.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Now what should I do next? murder? rape? both?

Have fun being raped in your ass by satan for all eternity .

[Hersir]

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Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!

Well! You certainly told us! So your ice god rose you out of the ocean, eh? FYI, Our God created the heavens and the Earth, ocean included. Are you sure Iceland was not a smudge on our God's grand blueprint? It would account for a lot.

[God bless you all]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I am raised in a Christian family and I am a man of faith. I have to admit that many of the things my fellow Icelanders have said are very rude and sarcastic. But I have to say that I am very suprised to see this kind of behaviour from Christian people. I expect more from Christians than I do from athiests. Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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If the people of Iceland had even a tiny particle of human decency, they would be at the forefont of the international movement to pray for God to destroy their country. The fact that they not only continue to believe that they have a right to live, but mock the calls of True Christians(tm) all over the world for their violent distruction shows just how despicable and evil they truly are.

[Son of Stan]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

(i) You have worshiped false gods, (ii) you have elected a lesbian as President, (iii) you have, through your greed and lust for money, brought down the Godly Capitalist system, (iv) you have ruined music with that half-troll Bjork, (v) you are a terrorist group (Britain knows this) (vi) you are Lutherans (vii) You have encouraged the young to turn to rape and fornication with Lazytown.

So you have discovered our evil master plan have you?
Well, you ain´t seen nothing yet!

(i) May I remind you that Lucifer is the first born son of God. Unlike that bastard half human wimp looser Jesus who died crying on that cross like a common criminal.
(ii) A lesbian ex stewardess as a prime minister....oh yeah! I think you are just jealous because you have only that sinner golfer Obama woods as a president.
(iii) Greed is good! That is the first commandment of Capitalist system. And this was only the beginning. Soon all the world will only be using our currency...Ice...
(iv) You forgot to mention the whining homo elves in Sigurrós.
(v) Soon the world will tremble before our suicide penguins. Muhaha
(vi) You know that Lutherans stand for Luciferians do you not?
(vii) Lazytown is only the beginning. As your puritan christian cult has become desensitized by Lazytown we will soon bombard you with a even younger and sluttier version of Stephanie...or even Steve (we must not forget the homo pedophiles).

Christians! come over to the winning dark side. It is only a matter of time now before we win.

p.s. Remember that good girls go to heaven but bad girls are welcomed everywhere.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja



Come back when you decide to be original.

And can spell "loser".

[Thor the Thunder Demon]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You shall not touch Iceland, for I, Thor - Am the God of Thunders!

No tsunamy for I control them!
No earthquakes for Loki loves Iceland!
No volcanos for Surtur loves Iceland!

[Son of Stan]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Come back when you decide to be original.

And can spell "loser".

You talk of originality...and you lot have been reading the same boring book for 2000 years!

The second "o" in loser was there to emphasize how much of a looooser Jesus was letting himself being hanged without a fight.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You talk of originality...and you lot have been reading the same boring book for 2000 years!

The second "o" in loser was there to emphasize how much of a looooser Jesus was letting himself being hanged without a fight.

I'd say something about your blasphemy, but then figured your mockery comes from shocking ignorance.
"Hanged"?!?
Do you even know what a Bible is?!?!

[Thor the Thunder Demon]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

He did hang on that cross, didn't he?
But that doesn't matter. I came here to convert you poor pagans to the right religion, you can choose from two if you want ; Norse or Lutherism.

Which do you want?