[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Yes I have. No I would not apologize (this conversation can go on like this for ever, so let's drop it in you say no I say Yes)
What is it that a eskimo could say in the introduction forum?

Something about himself, what church he attends, how many sons he has, favorite bible verse etc. What do you think an "introduction" means?

Haven't misunderstood anything you've written. But thanks for the tip.

No, you're purposely misinterpreting our words just so you can use them against us. Why do you hate Jesus?

Is it that you are a shamed of your prayers you pray at home, would you feel naked if you would send me a audio clip or is there no prayer?
You as a person talking about having brains, should have already gotten that I'm not asking for a audio readings from the Bible. I'm looking for actual prayers coming from persons living today at your church.

We cannot say your prayers for you. Besides, why would we send recordings of our prayers to an eskimo atheist who only wants to mock our religion?

Here's the KJV1611 Holy Bible in audio format: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm

Luke 6:37 (King James Version)


37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

Leviticus 19:15:
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Let's not, because the god you love is not the same God we love, i.e., the God of the Bible. So which sealing-humping eskimo demon is it that you worship?

Let's. Though you look really old on this pic you still mumble like a child, what grown up talks about sealing-humping eskimo demons?

I promise not to judge you too harshly. I understand that Icelanders are a primitive people; it is understandable that you would feel intimidated by those of us who live in sophisticated English-speaking countries. I imagine it must be like communicating with someone from the future! How very exciting that must be for you.


If you think Christians should not judge others, then this section is for you.
.......

Well if you choose to be judge then judge. I choose life.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Yes I do love him. But this could go also you say no me say yes. So lets skip this.

Let's not, because the god you love is not the same God we love, i.e., the God of the Bible. So which sealing-humping eskimo demon is it that you worship?

I promise not to judge you too harshly. I understand that Icelanders are a primitive people; it is understandable that you would feel intimidated by those of us who live in sophisticated English-speaking countries. I imagine it must be like communicating with someone from the future! How very exciting that must be for you.

Luke 6:37 (King James Version)

37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

If you think Christians should not judge others, then this section is for you.
.......

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

doesn't that mean that we all are damned?

No, although most people are.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

So it is a part of eskimo mythology, I suppose? Or has it something to do with the upcoming Earth Day, when pagans from all over the world congregate to worship the earth?

Nope, nothing of that. It's just a common knowledge over the world that Americans aren't especially clever. Sry if that insults you.

And where did I imply that I was either unwilling or unable to learn? I'm doing multiple PhD's in Creation Science. Did you think that you could learn about Hydroplate Theory or Polonium Halo Dating without a brain and the ability to process new information?

Well let's say you are the exception of the rule. But if you think PhD's need brains, then you would be surprised how MANY Icelanders actually have brains.

No, you haven't. If you had, you would have apologized by now for your previous ramblings in this thread, and joined us in prayer for the destruction of Reykjavik. Additionally, you would stop posting incoherent ramblings, and introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum, as forum rules require.

Yes I have. No I would not apologize (this conversation can go on like this for ever, so let's drop it in you say no I say Yes)
What is it that a eskimo could say in the introduction forum?

So? Is this considered a rational argument in your frigid wasteland?

No it's called being in a conversation with American and letting him know that

They do. However, if I want to defend by friends from the attacks of the unsaved, I will do that, whether you like it or not.

No never after you have made the answer for them, your just preventing there develop as humans. You can prevent them further for all i care, just more immature ppl in the US. Guess they are friends that need protection.

Could you please back up this ridiculous claim with Scripture, friend?

First thing I agree on with you was a ridiculous claim. I was just making point like for example Old cranky there has made, so it was a mirror

No, it wouldn't. I'm not going to delete entire posts because you are too stupid to understand them. The True Christian™ way of dealing with this is directing you to a resource where you can actually look up the meanings of the difficult words, as you obviously have no proper dictionary in your iglo:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

Then why did you offer to leave out the longer and more adult words. I don't see you make any prayer now that I could use in my IPOD. Don't make speculations you will never meet.

There you go, friend. Now you have no excuse anymore to misunderstand my posts.

Haven't misunderstood anything you've written. But thanks for the tip.

No, you do not. For more information about how Icelandic eskimoes hate God, see this thread.

Yes I do love him. But this could go also you say no me say yes. So lets skip this.

So you are using our prayers to do "stuff," to make up for the absence of a brain in your head? What kind of "stuff" would that be. Does it have anything to do with accepting Christ as your Lord and Saviour?

Come on this is just something that makes me think I'm talking to a five year old. AGAIN I say yes you say no thing going on here.

My voice doesn't matter. It does not matter that it is me praying, what matters is that it is a True Christian™ Prayer that is answered by God.

No I know your voice doesn't matter, you voice would actually sound like a robot of some kind through the program. I thought you had the brains to tell yourself that.

Well, my prayers are primarily composed of Psalms. At least, my prayers in this thread are. So in this case, an Online Audio Bible(KJV) will do the trick as well.

Is it that you are a shamed of your prayers you pray at home, would you feel naked if you would send me a audio clip or is there no prayer?
You as a person talking about having brains, should have already gotten that I'm not asking for a audio readings from the Bible. I'm looking for actual prayers coming from persons living today at your church.

You must be a very friendless person...

You still not getting it?

I live in Iceland not America, it's rarely needed to talk to ppl from Iceland like idiots. My guess is that I wouldn't have many friends in America, but who needs a idiotic friend?

That may be, but unlike me, you are not allowed to judge, while I am, as you are a natural man who can not discern the things of the Spirit, while I am a True Christian™ and therefore spiritual:

1 Corinthians 2:14-16:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

Luke 6:37 (King James Version)


37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

[TheProdigy]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You are a funny person! This thread is proof that Jesus actually has heard our prayers, and that He hates Iceland. If He would want to protect Iceland, why did He listen to our prayers and made that volcano erupt? You make no sense!

Well, God actually loves the people of Iceland, but would hate the sin that people would be committing, just as he hates the sin that you commit, everyday, just like me.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

So, Who will Jesus damn, the first verse on that list says Hippocrates, but doesn't that mean that we all are damned? And why is Reykjavik being targeted? Sin is everywhere and dwells within any person, christian or not. Would you wish for retribution to be paid unto yourself?

I never read anything about Hippocrates in Pastor Ezekiel's signature, but it is true that he, as the "father of medicine," will have a special spot in Hell for bringing godless medical science to the world.

And we have explained extensively why Reykjavik is being targeted here.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

No, Dont leave, Jesus will protect you. you have nothing to fear.
of and BTW, its not God Forsaken, God Is Everywhere.

You are a funny person! This thread is proof that Jesus actually has heard our prayers, and that He hates Iceland. If He would want to protect Iceland, why did He listen to our prayers and made that volcano erupt? You make no sense!

[TheProdigy]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

That's something only you can answer. What have you done to enrage Jesus so much?

So, Who will Jesus damn, the first verse on that list says Hippocrates, but doesn't that mean that we all are damned? And why is Reykjavik being targeted? Sin is everywhere and dwells within any person, christian or not. Would you wish for retribution to be paid unto yourself?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

And hey, before I get "cleaned up". Enjoy video of the volcano

Well, you are a very cheerful person, I have to give you that. It's unfortunate you will no longer be cheerful once you burn in the fires of hell .

[TheProdigy]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Nothing -- and that's the problem. You should have left that Godforsaken iceblock years ago.

But it's not too late; convert to Christianity, and get out of there!

No, Dont leave, Jesus will protect you. you have nothing to fear.
of and BTW, its not God Forsaken, God Is Everywhere.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Ooops didn't mean to post your friends there.

Here is some volcano

http://www.mbl.is/mm/frettir/innlent/2010/04/01/mallar_afram_naestu_vikurnar/

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

And hey, before I get "cleaned up".

Enjoy video of the volcano

http://mbl.is/mm/frettir/sjonvarp/?fl=0;media_id=47996;play=1&ref=fpsjonvarp

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

True true. Hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple. Just a treat for you, you seem to find some hidden massage in everything, and you got a magnificent ability to find something between the lines. My blessed retarded friend

I would explain it to you, but you seem to be similar to the others. So it's no need to try to expand your mind since Americans have extremely low ability to learn.

So it is a part of eskimo mythology, I suppose? Or has it something to do with the upcoming Earth Day, when pagans from all over the world congregate to worship the earth?

And where did I imply that I was either unwilling or unable to learn? I'm doing multiple PhD's in Creation Science. Did you think that you could learn about Hydroplate Theory or Polonium Halo Dating without a brain and the ability to process new information?

This just has to be true, since everything is going up in flames here. But I thought I had accepted Jesus already, Bring me the teaching of your fellow followers of how in the world do I do it.

No, you haven't. If you had, you would have apologized by now for your previous ramblings in this thread, and joined us in prayer for the destruction of Reykjavik. Additionally, you would stop posting incoherent ramblings, and introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum, as forum rules require.

What do you know, you come from America dude.

So? Is this considered a rational argument in your frigid wasteland?

Why do you find the need to answer for everybody here, allow your fellow followers to answer for them self, it will increase there changes of ever being mature.

They do. However, if I want to defend by friends from the attacks of the unsaved, I will do that, whether you like it or not.

It isn't just "Godly" coping verses from the bible. It has to be done by intelligent persons with intelligent words following.

Could you please back up this ridiculous claim with Scripture, friend?

Yes please could you do that for me? Just leave it as a reply in this thread. It would be True Christian™ of you if you could go over every post you've made in this thread, but just delete the words that are so hard to understand. thx.

No, it wouldn't. I'm not going to delete entire posts because you are too stupid to understand them. The True Christian™ way of dealing with this is directing you to a resource where you can actually look up the meanings of the difficult words, as you obviously have no proper dictionary in your iglo:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

There you go, friend. Now you have no excuse anymore to misunderstand my posts.

What do you know about that, your still the American you where few lines earlier. I do not hate Jesus I luv him.

No, you do not. For more information about how Icelandic eskimoes hate God, see this thread.

Of course it is easier for me (with brains) to do stuff, but it won't be the same as having your prayers on loop.

So you are using our prayers to do "stuff," to make up for the absence of a brain in your head? What kind of "stuff" would that be. Does it have anything to do with accepting Christ as your Lord and Saviour?

I'm going to use your words for the program. It will give you a voice (and I want your voice to be unique).

My voice doesn't matter. It does not matter that it is me praying, what matters is that it is a True Christian™ Prayer that is answered by God.

Where did you see me say I wanted to listen to something that King David, Asaph, Solomon or the others there wrote? I was asking for your prayers!! (sry for my yelling, I forgot that you Americans need to hear everything pretty often to understand a bit).

Well, my prayers are primarily composed of Psalms. At least, my prayers in this thread are. So in this case, an Online Audio Bible(KJV) will do the trick as well.

I'm sorry, I just talk to you ppl like I would with every idiot that would come my way.

You must be a very friendless person...

I'm like True Disciple, I'm open in telling folks what I thank about them.

That may be, but unlike me, you are not allowed to judge, while I am, as you are a natural man who can not discern the things of the Spirit, while I am a True Christian™ and therefore spiritual:

1 Corinthians 2:14-16:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I believe the cleanup crew will soon arrive.

Oooh how sad. Do I make you so speechless that you need me cleaned up Thats just a sad performance from you Sister Kitty, and you who came in here acting like you where something.