[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Sounds to me like you sniffed to much of those volcanic gasses.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Only a devil worshiper would say things like that.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Only a devil worshiper would say things like that.

No come on! Be a friend!

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

Would be nice if the recordings could be available for me to dl. before 02:00 pm tomorrow, you know, the lava is pouring pretty much as we speak.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

No come on! Be a friend!

I am your friend.

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

Don't be retarded, say your own prayers and read the Holy Bible KJV1611.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

There is no such thing as a "True Christian Viking". Everybody knows that vikings cannot be Christians.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Jesus hates you.

That's right, I said it. Do you think Jesus does not hate sinners?

Romans 9
11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

No come on! Be a friend!

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

Would be nice if the recordings could be available for me to dl. before 02:00 pm tomorrow, you know, the lava is pouring pretty much as we speak.

I suggest you just take a program that transfers text to speech, like the DSpeech program you can download here, and then enter this thread into the program.

Are you sure you don't want to try to save your skin and the skin of your fellow eskimoes by allowing Christ into your heart?

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I am your friend.

Don't be retarded, say your own prayers and read the Holy Bible KJV1611.

There is no such thing as a "True Christian Viking". Everybody knows that vikings cannot be Christians.

Friends don't call friends retarded. But I do understand your misunderstanding, usually ppl don't only have retarded friends around them like you do, so the True Earthlinks™ just call there friends friend, but it can be understood being only in the surroundings of retards that ppl start to call friends, yes, retards.

I do read the bible, but it's like your prayers are working so mighty.

You got to do better then this. Yes True Christian Vikings™ do exist (I even put a ™ behind it, makes as much sens as your ™s)

Jesus hates you.

That's right, I said it. Do you think Jesus does not hate sinners?

Romans 9
11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Yes yes Sister Kitty. I thank we all got it, you don't have anything inntelligant to say and you don't make any more sense then Cranky old man. Go collect yourself some posts where you do make sens (doubting that you will find that place), don't you have any forum called "New beginners who need training in being annoying"?

I suggest you just take a program that transfers text to speech, like the DSpeech program you can download here, and then enter this thread into the program.

Are you sure you don't want to try to save your skin and the skin of your fellow eskimoes by allowing Christ into your heart?

Good idea!

Finally you said something that did make sens.

Still you're confusing me! I am a Viking, and I'm born as such and will die as such. Edit: For your informations and Education, Viking is something you are born as and will die as, just like being born black, yellow, white etc. So isn't the only right thing for me to take my Suburban (thats a car more informations/education) and surf the lave listening to you ppl praying in my IPOD until I die.

How can a man make a sens of how your church thinks or doesn't think?

My home is under the lava so I moved myself to my friends house (he lives up on the hill), so the true Christians out there that know how to use some kind of recording device still have time to send me some clips.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You have insulted three Christian members in one post.

Mind your betters or your time here will be short indeed!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Friends don't call friends retarded.

Why not? If your friend is retarded, why not tell him? I always am open with my friends with these things. I think that that is essential for a healthy friendship.

But I do understand your misunderstanding, usually ppl don't only have retarded friends around them like you do, so the True Earthlinks™ just call there friends friend, but it can be understood being only in the surroundings of retards that ppl start to call friends, yes, retards.

What are True Earthlinks(tm)?

I do read the bible, but it's like your prayers are working so mighty.

Yes, that's because we are True Christians(tm), and God answers our prayers, but not yours, as you are not a True Christian(tm). You can fix this by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.

You got to do better then this. Yes True Christian Vikings™ do exist (I even put a ™ behind it, makes as much sens as your ™s)

Of course they do not. Vikings are heathens. Listen to "viking metal," (a retarded style of music, designed to mock God and honor Odin) and you will understand what I mean.

Yes yes Sister Kitty. I thank we all got it, you don't have anything inntelligant to say and you don't make any more sense then Cranky old man. Go collect yourself some posts where you do make sens (doubting that you will find that place), don't you have any forum called "New beginners who need training in being annoying"?

You are treading dangerous ground here, boy! Sister Kitty is a great True Christian(tm) Sister, and though she has been here shorter than you have, her posts are without exception a thousand times more Godly than yours. Whiny heathens like you can learn a lot by reading her posts. It is not her fault that you misinterpret her True Christian Love(tm). Try to keep up, I realize that it is hard for your tiny eskimo brain to follow, but everything we say here is Biblical, and therefore Godly.

Good idea!

Finally you said something that did make sens.

Yeah, I thought, maybe I should leave out the longer and more adult words, so you might comprehend what I'm saying.

Still you're confusing me! I am a Viking, and I'm born as such and will die as such. Edit: For your informations and Education, Viking is something you are born as and will die as, just like being born black, yellow, white etc. So isn't the only right thing for me to take my Suburban (thats a car more informations/education) and surf the lave listening to you ppl praying in my IPOD until I die.

That is sad, and it is not true. No one is born a viking, just as no one is born gay. Why do you hate Jesus so much? He died for your sins and this is how you treat Him?

How can a man make a sens of how your church thinks or doesn't think?

Well, that is very easy. Just read the Bible. We agree with the Bible on every point. If you know the Bible, you know how we think.

My home is under the lava so I moved myself to my friends house (he lives up on the hill), so the true Christians out there that know how to use some kind of recording device still have time to send me some clips.

I say it is easier to use the program to which I linked you. You can copy the prayer in this thread. You can also use an online Audio Bible and listen to the Psalms directly.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Why not? If your friend is retarded, why not tell him? I always am open with my friends with these things. I think that that is essential for a healthy friendship.

True true. Hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple. Just a treat for you, you seem to find some hidden massage in everything, and you got a magnificent ability to find something between the lines. My blessed retarded friend

What are True Earthlinks™?

I would explain it to you, but you seem to be similar to the others. So it's no need to try to expand your mind since Americans have extremely low ability to learn.

Yes, that's because we are True Christians™, and God answers our prayers, but not yours, as you are not a True Christian™. You can fix this by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.

This just has to be true, since everything is going up in flames here. But I thought I had accepted Jesus already, Bring me the teaching of your fellow followers of how in the world do I do it.

Of course they do not. Vikings are heathens. Listen to "viking metal," (a retarded style of music, designed to mock God and honor Odin) and you will understand what I mean.

What do you know, you come from America dude.

You are treading dangerous ground here, boy! Sister Kitty is a great True Christian™ Sister, and though she has been here shorter than you have, her posts are without exception a thousand times more Godly than yours. Whiny heathens like you can learn a lot by reading her posts. It is not her fault that you misinterpret her True Christian Love™. Try to keep up, I realize that it is hard for your tiny eskimo brain to follow, but everything we say here is Biblical, and therefore Godly.

Why do you find the need to answer for everybody here, allow your fellow followers to answer for them self, it will increase there changes of ever being mature.

It isn't just "Godly" coping verses from the bible. It has to be done by intelligent persons with intelligent words following.

Yeah, I thought, maybe I should leave out the longer and more adult words, so you might comprehend what I'm saying.

Yes please could you do that for me? Just leave it as a reply in this thread. It would be True Christian™ of you if you could go over every post you've made in this thread, but just delete the words that are so hard to understand. thx.

That is sad, and it is not true. No one is born a viking, just as no one is born gay. Why do you hate Jesus so much? He died for your sins and this is how you treat Him?

What do you know about that, your still the American you where few lines earlier. I do not hate Jesus I luv him.

Well, that is very easy. Just read the Bible. We agree with the Bible on every point. If you know the Bible, you know how we think.

Checked.

I say it is easier to use the program to which I linked you. You can copy the prayer in this thread.

Of course it is easier for me (with brains) to do stuff, but it won't be the same as having your prayers on loop.

I'm going to use your words for the program. It will give you a voice (and I want your voice to be unique).

You can also use an online Audio Bible and listen to the Psalms directly.

Where did you see me say I wanted to listen to something that King David, Asaph, Solomon or the others there wrote? I was asking for your prayers!! (sry for my yelling, I forgot that you Americans need to hear everything pretty often to understand a bit).

You have insulted three Christian members in one post.

Mind your betters or your time here will be short indeed!

DID I!?! Thats easy then Isn't it something you just do without any help at all. Just by being who you ppl are? regards to your believe. Am I keeping on insulting you? I'm sorry, I just talk to you ppl like I would with every idiot that would come my way. I'm like True Disciple, I'm open in telling folks what I thank about them.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I believe the cleanup crew will soon arrive.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I believe the cleanup crew will soon arrive.

Oooh how sad. Do I make you so speechless that you need me cleaned up Thats just a sad performance from you Sister Kitty, and you who came in here acting like you where something.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

True true. Hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple. Just a treat for you, you seem to find some hidden massage in everything, and you got a magnificent ability to find something between the lines. My blessed retarded friend

I would explain it to you, but you seem to be similar to the others. So it's no need to try to expand your mind since Americans have extremely low ability to learn.

So it is a part of eskimo mythology, I suppose? Or has it something to do with the upcoming Earth Day, when pagans from all over the world congregate to worship the earth?

And where did I imply that I was either unwilling or unable to learn? I'm doing multiple PhD's in Creation Science. Did you think that you could learn about Hydroplate Theory or Polonium Halo Dating without a brain and the ability to process new information?

This just has to be true, since everything is going up in flames here. But I thought I had accepted Jesus already, Bring me the teaching of your fellow followers of how in the world do I do it.

No, you haven't. If you had, you would have apologized by now for your previous ramblings in this thread, and joined us in prayer for the destruction of Reykjavik. Additionally, you would stop posting incoherent ramblings, and introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum, as forum rules require.

What do you know, you come from America dude.

So? Is this considered a rational argument in your frigid wasteland?

Why do you find the need to answer for everybody here, allow your fellow followers to answer for them self, it will increase there changes of ever being mature.

They do. However, if I want to defend by friends from the attacks of the unsaved, I will do that, whether you like it or not.

It isn't just "Godly" coping verses from the bible. It has to be done by intelligent persons with intelligent words following.

Could you please back up this ridiculous claim with Scripture, friend?

Yes please could you do that for me? Just leave it as a reply in this thread. It would be True Christian™ of you if you could go over every post you've made in this thread, but just delete the words that are so hard to understand. thx.

No, it wouldn't. I'm not going to delete entire posts because you are too stupid to understand them. The True Christian™ way of dealing with this is directing you to a resource where you can actually look up the meanings of the difficult words, as you obviously have no proper dictionary in your iglo:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

There you go, friend. Now you have no excuse anymore to misunderstand my posts.

What do you know about that, your still the American you where few lines earlier. I do not hate Jesus I luv him.

No, you do not. For more information about how Icelandic eskimoes hate God, see this thread.

Of course it is easier for me (with brains) to do stuff, but it won't be the same as having your prayers on loop.

So you are using our prayers to do "stuff," to make up for the absence of a brain in your head? What kind of "stuff" would that be. Does it have anything to do with accepting Christ as your Lord and Saviour?

I'm going to use your words for the program. It will give you a voice (and I want your voice to be unique).

My voice doesn't matter. It does not matter that it is me praying, what matters is that it is a True Christian™ Prayer that is answered by God.

Where did you see me say I wanted to listen to something that King David, Asaph, Solomon or the others there wrote? I was asking for your prayers!! (sry for my yelling, I forgot that you Americans need to hear everything pretty often to understand a bit).

Well, my prayers are primarily composed of Psalms. At least, my prayers in this thread are. So in this case, an Online Audio Bible(KJV) will do the trick as well.

I'm sorry, I just talk to you ppl like I would with every idiot that would come my way.

You must be a very friendless person...

I'm like True Disciple, I'm open in telling folks what I thank about them.

That may be, but unlike me, you are not allowed to judge, while I am, as you are a natural man who can not discern the things of the Spirit, while I am a True Christian™ and therefore spiritual:

1 Corinthians 2:14-16:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.