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  • Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX TOYS

    Pray this foul, pinko, second generation sex kitten is struck down, soon!

    WHAT'S NOT GREEN ABOUT SEX?
    Vanessa talks good toys, bad toys and Earth-friendly sex.

    You’ve gotta love the creative juices that have given rise to the vast variety of sex products available. They’ve had a profound impact on our lives: the pleasures and benefits to our health and well-being are innumerable. Unfortunately, much of what’s good for our sex lives — from condoms, lubricants, toys and apparel to birth control — have a profoundly negative impact on our health and the environment.

    Let’s set aside for a moment the environmental consequences of the manufacturing, packaging, transportation and disposal of all those wonderful sex gadgets and look instead at a rarely considered consequence of product labeling laws. In far too many states across the country, laws ban the sale of even the most innocuous sexual devices. In Texas, for example, the creation and sale of anything "designed or marked as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs" is banned. The significance of these types of laws becomes apparent on the label. Therefore, the adult sex toy industry must label items like vibrators and dildos “for novelty use only,” or “for educational or instructional use only.” Why does that matter? Because the products that come into the most direct and intimate contact with our bodies do not have to be regulated for human health effects, as they are only “novelties.”

    All sorts of chemicals you would never consider putting in your body are used in the manufacturing of adult toys because they are — by law and labeling — not meant for, well, what they're meant for.

    In addition to other toxins, sex toys contain chemicals called phthalates, a substance used to soften hard plastics like PVC — often providing that jelly feeling. The EU has banned a range of phthalates, and California is following their lead. Phthalates and other toxic chemicals are regulated minimally in toys for children and pets, but that is not true for adult toys — because legally, they will never actually be used. Read these MNN articles for more information about phthalates and BPA.

    So what to do? Ultimately, we must work to get these laws overturned and demand that all products be safe for human and planetary health. In the meantime, opt for accessories made from sustainably harvested and recycled substances such as leather, glass, metal or wood. And don’t neglect the vegetable drawer (locally grown and organic, of course).
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    Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

    I will pray for that Sister.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

      FILTH!

      You’ve gotta love the creative juices that have given rise to the vast variety of sex products available. They’ve had a profound impact on our lives:
      And our after lives. What is with all of these women spitting in the face of Jesus?
      Drama queen

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      • #4
        Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

        This reminds me of Brother Bobby-Joe's excellent analysis of the cucumber. I'm willing to bet this harlot would advise would-be whores to shop the local produce section for their next sexual partner.

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        • #5
          Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

          Clearly what this poor lost soul needs, Rev. J.O., is a good multi sermon session in your young ladies ministry. She is obsessed with solo sex (SIN) and does not realize how truly green chriostian based sex is.

          I have been trying to teach my wifes that they need to take turns serving God with me so they don't use their energy. Its just that simple.

          I wouldn't be surprised if Al Gore and other libs like Muslim Obama own stock in sex toys. They're always using climate change to scare us perfect folk into sin.

          And if you MUST practice solo sex you must think of something pure like Jesus or your family. I find that watching my son while I masturbate makes me feel so catholic that my angel stick won't go boom. Thus I am able to avoid sin henceforth
          Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

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          • #6
            Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

            Originally posted by grey goose View Post

            I have been trying to teach my wifes that they need to take turns serving God with me so they don't use their energy. Its just that simple.
            How many wives do you have?


            And if you MUST practice solo sex you must think of something pure like Jesus or your family. I find that watching my son while I masturbate makes me feel so catholic that my angel stick won't go boom. Thus I am able to avoid sin henceforth
            You have you son watch when you do what. Are you a Mary worshiping,ring kissing Papist?


            Genesis 38:9,10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

            And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

            You best Get right with Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

              I was a heathen until about six months ago. I was passing through Freehold, which was a bit outta the way but I'd heard wonderful things about your congregation so I took the long route
              home.

              Suffice it to say, it was a life changing experience. I had my rosary in the window and thought I was in the Lord's grace. One of the Negros in town quickly pointed out my infidelous ways while he was asking me for some money to get gas.

              I know Jesus has no patience for the weak so I should be strong. Please pray for me, I don't waant to catch the gay.

              Four wives. It is Gods will that caucasian christians breed out all other religions, including the Chinks.

              How many glorious children have you fathered for the Prince of Princes, Mr.Dewitt?
              Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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              • #8
                Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

                This is one of the most bizarre and self-defeating ideas I've ever seen. Everyone knows that fornication causes natural disasters like tsunamis and earthquakes, so the only sex toy that didn't damage the environment would be one that wasn't a sex toy at all. What's next - non-flammable cigarettes? Vegetarian haggis? Waterproof towels? Black politicians?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
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