make me believe

[narc_yah]

good morning my christian fellahs,

i know i'm not realy loved by this christian community, but i ask you for one thing. if you can make this happen, i will believe in you're god. simple like that.

why? i don't believe unless i see prove. and now i'm pretty stuck.
my ex girlfriend wants to make here boobs bigger by godless plastic surgery..

so, well, now i need her to change her mind, and this will be impossible, unless you have the correct god.

i don't think your prayers will work, but if you want to try, please, by my guest, and if she does change her mind, i know who to thank ^^

[Petal]

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my ex girlfriend wants to make here boobs bigger by godless plastic surgery..

Mr.narc_yah, i gonna prays for your ex girlfreinds boobies cuz plastick surgerys be no goods. it all start whens a lady get a liddle work done an then she want a liddle more, an then just a liddle bit more, an then one day she change, she mutates, she look like every other lady who ever hads the plastick surgerys cuz they all morphs into the same person

[narc_yah]

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Mr.narc_yah, i gonna prays for your ex girlfreinds boobies cuz plastick surgerys be no goods. it all start whens a lady get a liddle work done an then she want a liddle more, an then just a liddle bit more, an then one day she change, she mutates, she look like every other lady who ever hads the plastick surgerys cuz they all morphs into the same person

indeed.. that's what i'm afraid of.
so, thank you very much. if it works, you'll have a new christian

[Talitha]

Re: make me believe

The Lord made us True Christian™ Ladies perfect in every way without resorting to Ungodly means to change the way HE made us.
I suggest you dump your Girlfriend who is obviously less than perfect.
You then need to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, become a Christian and find yourself a True Christian™ Lady to be your wife and Mother to your intended 8 or so children.

[GOD=life]

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Small breasts may be a sign of infertility. Definitely a red flag.

[Wide-Open]

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The Lord made us True Christian™ Ladies perfect in every way without resorting to Ungodly means to change the way HE made us.

Amen Sister. He doesn't want any mucking about with the dirty pillows.

1 Timothy 2:9
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

This looks like a very, um, costly array.



Do you realize how hard they will explode when she gets tossed in the lake of fire?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I do realise that you being from the Netherlands your fiancée might be worried about rising sea levels from global warming (let's face it - you're all doomed one way or another) - but surely that surgery as a means of survival by attaching floats to herself is a little extreme?

Plus, it would just make her an easy target for sharks and seagulls.

Talk her out of it even if just for practical neo-liberal-hippy-pot-smoking-Nederelands reasons, if not for the Bible.

Alstublijft!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: make me believe

good morning my christian fellahs,

i know i'm not realy loved by this christian community, but i ask you for one thing. if you can make this happen, i will believe in you're god. simple like that.

why? i don't believe unless i see prove. and now i'm pretty stuck.
my ex girlfriend wants to make here boobs bigger by godless plastic surgery..

so, well, now i need her to change her mind, and this will be impossible, unless you have the correct god.

i don't think your prayers will work, but if you want to try, please, by my guest, and if she does change her mind, i know who to thank ^^

Why don't you ask these people to ask their god to increase your girlfriend's breast size? After all, God is supposed to be able to do anything, right?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Why don't you ask these people to ask their god to increase your girlfriend's breast size? After all, God is supposed to be able to do anything, right?

A watersports shop to buy a life jacket would seem more appropriate than waste the Lord's time on floating devices.

[narc_yah]

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x'D

then she's happy, and i'm fine with it.. but.. still.. they're praying to the wrong god, so that pretty much fails.. x'D

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mr.narc_yah, i gonna prays for your ex girlfreinds boobies cuz plastick surgerys be no goods. it all start whens a lady get a liddle work done an then she want a liddle more, an then just a liddle bit more, an then one day she change, she mutates, she look like every other lady who ever hads the plastick surgerys cuz they all morphs into the same person

Carly Simon?!

[Brother Enoch]

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Your girlfriend is attempting to deceive men. Large breasts signal to a man that a woman is an excellent potential mate because she can properly nourish the many soldiers for Jesus she will bear. To stick plastic in there to make them appear bigger and therefore more nourishing is an abomination. In the old days we would stone a deceitful witch like that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Your girlfriend is attempting to deceive men. Large breasts signal to a man that a woman is an excellent potential mate because she can properly nourish the many soldiers for Jesus she will bear. To stick plastic in there to make them appear bigger and therefore more nourishing is an abomination. In the old days we would stone a deceitful witch like that.

Amen brother. Jesus sees through such shabby tricks.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Your girlfriend is a whore if she wants breast implants. And Christians do not partake in the flesh with them.

1 Cor. 6:15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. (Genesis 1:1)

There's PROOF that God exists and created the world, since it came from the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, the most accurate document ever created.

Here's some more motivation to believe:

And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house (Acts 16:31)

You want to go to Heaven, right?