[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

Gosh, I didn't make the Utah connection with the Mormons! ... hmmm ... those miners are mor(m)ons, you think? ...

I think Jesus is saying something about people who attack the Godly American soda and coffee industries.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

So now it turns out that three more are dead. Perhaps the only way to stop these causalties to the send a surge of rescuers to pacify and hold the mine.

It is clear that what's going on out there is nothing short of sheer anarchy. We need to bring democracy to these people, and fast!