Friday fish fetish

[handmaiden]

Brethren, it is Friday. As an ex-Mary worshipper I am struggling with the irresistable temptation to abstain from eating meat.

The call of my Catholic cum* Pagan past is luring me to go out and get a fish filet sandwhich, something that I have been doing for many decades.

Please pray for me on this day. Also please express ship a 9 oz sirloin steak. I prefer mine medium rare. Do not forget the side items as I do not want to divert my focus from resisting not eating meat by cooking.

Thank you for your prayers and protein

Optimisticaly Yours,

Handmaiden

* It's Latin, okay, not something lascivious-- uh oh, using Latin, my Catholic past is catching up with me! Do not delay on the steak!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Why not shoot your own meat?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Brethren, it is Friday. As an ex-Mary worshipper I am struggling with the irresistable temptation to abstain from eating meat.

The call of my Catholic cum* Pagan past is luring me to go out and get a fish filet sandwhich, something that I have been doing for many decades.

Please pray for me on this day. Also please express ship a 9 oz sirloin steak. I prefer mine medium rare. Do not forget the side items as I do not want to divert my focus from resisting not eating meat by cooking.

Thank you for your prayers and protein

Optimisticaly Yours,

Handmaiden

* It's Latin, okay, not something lascivious-- uh oh, using Latin, my Catholic past is catching up with me! Do not delay on the steak!

Speaking as a fellow EX-Catholic don't give in to the temptation; breaded fried fish is Satan's tasty lure back into damnation! First it is a fish sandwich, then it is playing Bingo, well you know were this is leading to. You will be down on your knees before a priest signing "Ava Maria" before you know it.

First: go out and gets your self the biggest hamburger you can find and eat it NOW!

Second join a recovering Catholic group. You need the support to escape the nightmare of Marry worship.

[handmaiden]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Why not shoot your own meat?

That is a thought. But I'm afraid that it may take awhile to stalk, shoot, eviserate, skin, lug home, butcher,and cook. Why the stalking process alone could make me so hungry that I might be tempted to give up and head for the nearest McDonalds. (Which is very conveniently located right next to my favorite hunting grounds.)


Better send the steak.


Hungrily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Lady, if you're looking for a handout you've come to the wrong place.

Why don't you sell your food stamps and head over to McDonald's.

[Dirk]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Brethren, it is Friday. As an ex-Mary worshipper I am struggling with the irresistable temptation to abstain from eating meat.

The call of my Catholic cum* Pagan past is luring me to go out and get a fish filet sandwhich, something that I have been doing for many decades.

Please pray for me on this day. Also please express ship a 9 oz sirloin steak. I prefer mine medium rare. Do not forget the side items as I do not want to divert my focus from resisting not eating meat by cooking.

Thank you for your prayers and protein

Optimisticaly Yours,

Handmaiden

* It's Latin, okay, not something lascivious-- uh oh, using Latin, my Catholic past is catching up with me! Do not delay on the steak!

Eat meat, it's healthy!

[handmaiden]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Lady, if you're looking for a handout you've come to the wrong place.

Why don't you sell your food stamps and head over to McDonald's.

Aww shucks, Pastor Zeke, I wasn't looking for a handout. There's been some mention on different threads about porterhouse steaks is all. I figured it was some sort of specific ministry and I was eager to partake.

Especially if it cures me of my "no meat" compulsion on Fridays.

And Pastor I must deny that I am on food stamps. I am proudly self-sufficent with my underpaid, over stressed, insult to my intelligence and capabilites ,job. There's even a great cafeteria that serves delicious fish dishes. (Usually on Thursdays, though, leaving me to eat crappy pizza on Fridays )

If I am not welcome to partake in the porterhouse fellowship, please just say so; please don't hurt my delicate, insanely sensitive, feminine feelings.
(sniff)

And McDonald's is the problem; I've had a filet'o fish there every single Friday for as long as I remember. I even had lunch there on my wedding day. ( No, my parents were not that cheap. We had an evening wedding.)

So, if you won't share your meat, I may once more be tempted to taste fish. Frankly, I was hoping for more support.

Self-Pityly Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. Could it be that I have given offense with my preference for sirloin over porterhouse?

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Friday fish fetish

So, if you won't share your meat, I may once more be tempted to taste fish.

Stop blaming others for your own failures. There must be a million ways for you to get some meat. We are not a supermarket.

[handmaiden]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Stop blaming others for your own failures. There must be a million ways for you to get some meat. We are not a supermarket.

Well, there are a few large creatures in the neighborhood. If I did catch me some meat, I might enjoy the eviseration process. Just one quick slice up the length and the deed is done.

Cheerfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Robert Jones]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Well, there are a few large creatures in the neighborhood. If I did catch me some meat, I might enjoy the eviseration process. Just one quick slice up the length and the deed is done.

Cheerfully Yours,

Handmaiden

A Dog or Cat will do. Just get your hands on some meat now before you finding yourself falling back into sin. I'm eating some meat as I write this. Meat is not that hard to come by.

[handmaiden]

Re: Friday fish fetish

A Dog or Cat will do. Just get your hands on some meat now before you finding yourself falling back into sin. I'm eating some meat as I write this. Meat is not that hard to come by.

Brother Jones, are you certain that dogs and cats are kosher? Excuse me, I mean are they Bible certified to NOT be an abominiation?

Forgive my little slip. During my lapsed "tolerant" days, I was friends with several Jews and even made an attempt to learn about their culture. I even conversed with an orthodox Jewish rabbi!

Happliy, those days are behind me. Now I must purge myself of any lingering influences from my damaging Catholic past. With all their hypocritical teachings on sex and the demand for fishy Fridays, there may seem like a lot of repairs needed on my psyche. But Praise Jesus, if I can manage to follow every word of the Bible, I'll never be mixed up again!

Joyously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Robert Jones]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Brother Jones, are you certain that dogs and cats are kosher? Excuse me, I mean are they Bible certified to NOT be an abominiation?

Forgive my little slip. During my lapsed "tolerant" days, I was friends with several Jews and even made an attempt to learn about their culture. I even conversed with an orthodox Jewish rabbi!

Happliy, those days are behind me. Now I must purge myself of any lingering influences from my damaging Catholic past. With all their hypocritical teachings on sex and the demand for fishy Fridays, there may seem like a lot of repairs needed on my psyche. But Praise Jesus, if I can manage to follow every word of the Bible, I'll never be mixed up again!

Joyously Yours,

Handmaiden

God said that it was ok for Peter to eat unclean animals. Joo Kosher foods are nonsense.

Acts 10:10-15

10And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Brother Jones, are you certain that dogs and cats are kosher? Excuse me, I mean are they Bible certified to NOT be an abominiation?

Forgive my little slip. During my lapsed "tolerant" days, I was friends with several Jews and even made an attempt to learn about their culture. I even conversed with an orthodox Jewish rabbi!

Happliy, those days are behind me. Now I must purge myself of any lingering influences from my damaging Catholic past. With all their hypocritical teachings on sex and the demand for fishy Fridays, there may seem like a lot of repairs needed on my psyche. But Praise Jesus, if I can manage to follow every word of the Bible, I'll never be mixed up again!

Joyously Yours,

Handmaiden

Post scriptures that back up your claim.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Friday fish fetish

Post scriptures that back up your claim.

Brethren, let us focus on this woman's problem; she is struggling with the temptations of Papism! Right now Lucifer is luring her back to soul bondage with Rome with fried fish. Don't you all agree her eating a dead squirrel is vastly better than her ending up some Ash Wednesday with filth smeared over her forehead making her was a harlot of the Anti-Christ?

[Robert Jones]

Re: Friday fish fetish

I certainly agree. She should grab whatever meat she can find to avoid the flames of hell that reverting to kathlicksism brings.