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  • #16
    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

    I saw Dick this afternoon and it gave me a thrill. Dick was standing tall, and giving the nurses what for.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

      Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post


      Brother Tannor, I shall fall to my knees and offer the full use of my tongue in aid of wonderful Dick!

      What more could my Dick want? I stand in awe, Brother McPherson.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • #18
        Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
        What more could my Dick want? I stand in awe, Brother McPherson.
        I very much appreciate your gratitude. It is a pleasure to help people who love Dick!
        Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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        • #19
          Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I saw Dick this afternoon and it gave me a thrill. Dick was standing tall, and giving the nurses what for.
          Praise Jesus

          Nothing can keep Dick down.
          Drama queen

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          • #20
            Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

            You can count on my prayer! I don't like to get all mushy, but I have to say it: I love Dick! I know some of you love Dick as well, but I have a very hard time believing anyone loves Dick more than me and my lovely Bride. Just thinking about Dick makes me feel all warm inside.

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            • #21
              Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

              My wife and I have always held Dick in high regard. Even though I live across the pond, Dick's presence has always been sizeable throughout my life; my wife is particularly penetrated by his speeches, which have affected her deeply I am certain. On more than one cold winter night have we shared a walk, thinking solely about Dick. She always takes her hands out of her muff (link for you Americans!) to give a little prayer, I will be extra hard on her to do so because of you, Brother Tannor.

              My youngest, 2 year old Sarah, will also be praying for Dick. Until recently, she had never heard of Dick, but I have forced her to experience some which I have filmed.

              Originally posted by Ninnyboy View Post
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              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • #22
                Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world(r) (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world® (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.
                  Excellent point, Brother BJ, but knowing Dick as I do, I am confident he could perform to satisfaction even without a heart, if need be.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorius Dick

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    All this concern about Dick!

                    Doesn't anybody care about Bush?

                    After all, Dick was never better then when teamed up with Bush.


                    Miffedly Yours,

                    Handmaiden
                    I am still quite fond of Bush. But I get the feeling Bush is worn out these days. Something about Bush just seems a bit fishy. Near the end, Bush seemed a bit dry, and nobody could get a real reaction out of Bush. Even when they attempted to press Bush's buttons. I do believe that the polls really got to Bush. Deep inside Bush felt cramped, his energy bled. We can only hope in time Bush's period of weariness will pass.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                      I hope that Dick gets well soon, if Jesus kills him, he will become a stiff, nothing worse that a stiff Dick.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray even harder for my Glorius Dick

                        Old Bush's time is past. The relationship between Dick and old Bush is no longer fruitful. Time for Dick to find some new Bush!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                          The things that come out of Dick really stick in your ear. If I don't get a good dose of Dick everyday, my self-esteem begins to suffer. I feel like the world has a right to a good daily Dicking. That's why I bought my wife a calendar with Dick on every page.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                            If the Florida Bush starts getting noticed, Will Dick be the stand up type he has always been in the younger years and get back into the game?
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                              It's been a long time since there's been a Dick in the White House.
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                                Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
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                                Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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