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  • #46
    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

    Originally posted by SticksAndStones View Post
    Tannor, there are a lot of medications that you can try for making sure your Dick springs back to his finest shape. I don't know their name, but you can always check on Google.

    I am sure your realize prayer may not be good enough, since Dick has sinned and is not a True Christian, however religious you may be.
    Get you filthy atheist mind out of the gutter you pervert.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #47
      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
      Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
      Hey!! Why so testy? Dick has given every inch of himself to America, so the least you could do is get on your knees in the spirit of love and give a little back to him!

      I implore you to get into your prayer closet right now and think of nothing BUT DICK. I am sure once you are there, you will succumb to the immense power Dick holds and then, never look back.

      All I am saying is give Dick a chance.

      YIC,

      Mrs.P Wintersnow




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • #48
        Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post

        All I am saying is give Dick a chance.
        Thank you, Mrs. P Wintersnow.

        That uppity negress needs a good whipping by my beloved Dick.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • #49
          Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

          Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
          Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
          I'm having a hard time swallowing all that rasist spew.
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • #50
            Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

            How is Dick faring? Last night I prayed so hard for him that I swear there was an invisible presence in my mouth! It was almost as if he came in the room with me.

            He truly is the greatest Dick the world has seen!
            Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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            • #51
              Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

              Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post

              He truly is the greatest Dick the world has seen!
              That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


              Prayfully Yours,

              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #52
                Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


                Prayfully Yours,

                Handmaiden
                A different Dick for a different age.
                Some Dicks come and some Dicks go but the real Dick's for the ages.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #53
                  Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


                  Prayfully Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  Actually Dick was a member of Nixon's administration. I'm a little too young to actually remember much of the Nixon era, but to see both Dicks, when they were young and strong, working together, that would of brought me to my knees.
                  Drama queen

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                  • #54
                    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                    Hey!! Why so testy? Dick has given every inch of himself to America, so the least you could do is get on your knees in the spirit of love and give a little back to him!

                    I implore you to get into your prayer closet right now and think of nothing BUT DICK. I am sure once you are there, you will succumb to the immense power Dick holds and then, never look back.

                    All I am saying is give Dick a chance.

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P Wintersnow
                    I'm in the closet right now (thank you Jesus for the iphone!) and I just got done working up a real holy lather, my mind fixed firmly on Dick. Lord, please keep that little doohicky pumping our Dick until you're ready to bring him home and kneel before you to receive your blessing.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                      I, too, will be praying for Dick. My husband thinks it very important that I do that as a good Christian woman.
                      Here's hoping that Dick's pump works and brings him to the fullest possible and makes him ready to explode back onto the scene soon enough! He truly is one of the greatest Dicks America (heck, maybe the whole world!) has ever seen.

                      I may be marked as "unsaved trash" right now on this forum, but rest assured, like all you True Christians, I will be praying for Dick. No heart condition could ever be a problem for America's greatest Dick. He will overcome it all- nobody can lick Dick!
                      Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                      2 John 1: 9-11

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