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  • David Rothstein
    Unsaved trash, Christ-killing joo
    • Sep 2010
    • 95

    #1

    Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

    Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

    Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

    Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

    Shalom
    Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
  • Wash O'Hanley
    Debate Moderator (and participant)
    Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
    Louder Than Reason
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2126

    #2
    Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

      Why not become a Christian, then you won't have to beg for money.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

        I will indeed pray...that your son gets up at his bar mitzvah and shares an impassioned speech about how he has accepted Jesus Christ as his one true savior, and that the lot of you are nothing more than God-mocking scum riding in car #666 on Satan's express train to Hell.

        A bar mitzvah is a nothing more than a pact with Satan. It's spitting in the eye of Baby Jesus and you know it!

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Rebuko the Clown
          The Friendliest Clown in Town™
          Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 197

          #5
          Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Why not become a Christian, then you won't have to beg for money.
          Hmm...are we sure he's really Jewish? Jews are pretty greedy, but they're always filthy rich and don't need to resort to begging. Something smells gefilte fishy to me.


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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #6
            Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

            Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
            Hmm...are we sure he's really Jewish? Jews are pretty greedy, but they're always filthy rich and don't need to resort to begging. Something smells gefilte fishy to me.
            It's actually pretty common for them to invite as many as they can to a barmitzvah in order to teach their children how to grub money. It's as if at the age of 13 they're teaching their children how to start screwing using the gentiles.

            If you don't go, they start the Jewish mother guilt trip on you. I've been invited to more than one where I didn't even know the kid. But they always want that cash gift from you.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

              I spit on your joo rituals. Accept Jesus or spend eternity being sodomized by demon pigs in hell.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                Is a Bar Mitzvah where the Rabbi chews the end of the boy's penis off and spits it out?

                You penis gnawing, hooked nosed, dreidel spinning Joo's are disgusting.
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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                  You would be lucky to this $100.00 from me



                  You so called pagan worship has just as much value with the Lord as the fake monopoly money.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                    Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
                    Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

                    Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

                    Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

                    Shalom
                    Here's my "gift" you filthy joo. The expiration date is 2009, but you hebes never waste anything so enjoy and "shalom" to you
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                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                      You're so cheap you can't even afford to pay for some commas.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                        Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
                        Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

                        Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

                        Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

                        Shalom
                        Typical joo.. trying to FLEECE the sheep of The Shepherd of all their hard earned dollars!

                        R.S.V.P = No.

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt




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                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • SamSeekingSalvation
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 41

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                          Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
                          Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

                          Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

                          Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

                          Shalom
                          Who is Yahweh, what's a Torah, why do you want money, and why should I care? Shouldn't Benjamin be working for his money like anyone else?

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                          • Shela Tansper
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 240

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                            Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
                            Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

                            Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

                            Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

                            Shalom
                            Get him a paper round so that he knows the value of earning money, apart from that i can't make as I'm slaughtering one of the pigs that day and will be up to my knees in blood and entrails. oops looks like i may of missed it anyway, here piggy piggy
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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

                              I shall pray for a towelhead to fly an aeroplane into your son's nose, as a warning to the rest of you to straighten out and get right with Christ.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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