[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Brothers and Sisters: Let's stop pussy-footing around another issue.


All those people are papists and I'll bet every one of them was buggered by a priest during their lives.

We all know that some of them probably liked it, and it's like they have a smorgasboard down that "shaft."

I can barely imagine all those preversions they must be having. It gets pretty hot the further down in the ground you go and all those hot, sweaty bodies are rubbing together. The mind boggles.

Brother you don't think that they are down there buggering each other do you? I shudder at the thought of those men, all covered in sweat, prancing around naked in the heat doing unspeakable things to each other all the while on the time clock. Thats just wrong on so many levels. As a business man I would be very upset at having to pay them for not working much less sodomizing each other!

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

As a business man I would be very upset at having to pay them for not working much less sodomizing each other!

And that is exactly why I recommend a highly-paid operative in your australian diamond mine.

Should, God forbid, your mine collapses, I'd wager you would rest comforatbly knowing your overseer would make sure those underground workers keep their hands busy at something other than playing "hide the weenie".

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

And that is exactly why I recommend a highly-paid operative in your australian diamond mine.

Should, God forbid, your mine collapses, I'd wager you would rest comforatbly knowing your overseer would make sure those underground workers keep their hands busy at something other than playing "hide the weenie".

Brother Tannor, I have to get you on my payroll, as a part of my think tank. Only an True Christian (TM) can think like that. How much is it going to take for you to head up the team?

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Brother Tannor, I have to get you on my payroll, as a part of my think tank. Only an True Christian ™ can think like that. How much is it going to take for you to head up the team?

Very tempting, Brother James, very tempting.

I will, of course, need to continue to devote time to my newspaper distribution business. I have nearly 43 households that rely upon my timely services.

In addition, my moped salvage yard can be quite demanding during the warm weather months. Granted the season is quickly ending for those that cannot handle inclement times - and here I'm talking about the beaners who switch over to their "chivvies" whenever the temperature drops below 55 degrees. (I never was able to crack the coon market since they prefer fifteen-year-old Buicks over jap and chink two-wheelers.)

So, back to your offer. Are there retirement benefits?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Very tempting, Brother James, very tempting.

I will, of course, need to continue to devote time to my newspaper distribution business. I have nearly 43 households that rely upon my timely services.

In addition, my moped salvage yard can be quite demanding during the warm weather months. Granted the season is quickly ending for those that cannot handle inclement times - and here I'm talking about the beaners who switch over to their "chivvies" whenever the temperature drops below 55 degrees. (I never was able to crack the coon market since they prefer fifteen-year-old Buicks over jap and chink two-wheelers.)

So, back to your offer. Are there retirement benefits?

Tell ya what, here is my offer
1) a handsome 5 figure salary
2) a box(1 dozen) doughnuts from Casey's General store every Friday
3) your very own coffee pot/ with fresh coffee daily
4) your own office at the yet to be constructed Ezekiel Flint Memorial Building
5) A key to the executive wash room and sauna
6) A twice yearly seminar in Las Vegas( travel via Greyhound) includes meals and room.
7) Health, dental, eye coverage
8) Use of my winter home in the Florida Keys for 1 week during the summer.
9) Use of my Man cave for one week a year ( When Phebe and I are abroad)
10) You can hire Dolly or Dotty as your personal sexatary
11) last but not least after ten full years of employment you will be eligible to start a pension fund, funded by your self of course. You will be able to retire at your pace.

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Tell ya what, here is my offer
1) a handsome 5 figure salary
2) a box(1 dozen) doughnuts from Casey's General store every Friday
3) your very own coffee pot/ with fresh coffee daily
4) your own office at the yet to be constructed Ezekiel Flint Memorial Building
5) A key to the executive wash room and sauna
6) A twice yearly seminar in Las Vegas( travel via Greyhound) includes meals and room.
7) Health, dental, eye coverage
8) Use of my winter home in the Florida Keys for 1 week during the summer.
9) Use of my Man cave for one week a year ( When Phebe and I are abroad)
10) You can hire Dolly or Dotty as your personal sexatary
11) last but not least after ten full years of employment you will be eligible to start a pension fund, funded by your self of course. You will be able to retire at your pace.

Brother James:

I accept your offer and am already on the job thinking about stuff, just like those fellows in the Heritage Foundation.

(It was number 11 that convinced me come aboard. By my calculations, 3,651 days from now, it's adios, bro.)

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

I already prayed and the mine already collapsed. How much more praying do I have to do?

[David Micheal]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

I already prayed and the mine already collapsed. How much more praying do I have to do?

Until they are all dead, we don't need their new breed of a new HIV virus-coated drugs. This is why I don't invest my company's money into countries like Chile, the only outcome of it will be an evil that will make True Christians lives harder. Bad enough Obama is paving the way for Satan, we don't need more people to play the role of Satan's pawn.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

This is a bad Day. With the Power of our Prayers, we trapped that Drug-Miners near Hell, ready to be Judged by Jesus. Unfortunately, the Evil Goverment of Chile used all their Manpower to Rescue the Drugs from beeing buried.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11506710

Chile, the last word is not spoken yet!

[Heinrich Brunzel]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

My dear Landover Babtists,
how shocking to read that you have a problem with catholics.
Of course we worship Mother Mary. She was a virgin her whole life on earth and so she is in heaven. Nobody touched her there as far as I am concerned.
In fact we from the german missionare-anschnur board are trying to make all people in the world becoming catholics. We have a pope and we even have something to eat in our churches. Also you would never be pestered by the view of an female vicar. We also believe that catholics never gets drunk although they love to drink whole barrels full of beer. We are also better cardrivers than the Lutherans who gets drunkpoisened after consuming an alcolholic praline and are the most dangerous cardrivers in the whole world.
Please note also that we catholics are very fond of little children. Those ones who doesn`t spill any beans that is.
But to the topic of this thread. I agree with you that those guys in chile should not be saved. God put them down there. He let this thing fall down. If he wants them to get out of the hole, they would be out a long while ago.
If they get out, God will get a bibletruck smashing them.
Hallelulja! Praise the love of the Lord!

Heinrich Brunzel, grandinq.and founding member of www.missionare-anschnur.org

[logicalthinker]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Those miners have FAMILIES, CHILDREN. And you want them dead. If you wanted it done that badly go there and collapse it yourself. Furthermoree, how fair is it to thier FAMILIES if they died? What would your family do if you died violently?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

My dear Landover Babtists,
how shocking to read that you have a problem with catholics.
Of course we worship Mother Mary. She was a virgin her whole life on earth and so she is in heaven. Nobody touched her there as far as I am concerned.
In fact we from the german missionare-anschnur board are trying to make all people in the world becoming catholics. We have a pope and we even have something to eat in our churches. Also you would never be pestered by the view of an female vicar. We also believe that catholics never gets drunk although they love to drink whole barrels full of beer. We are also better cardrivers than the Lutherans who gets drunkpoisened after consuming an alcolholic praline and are the most dangerous cardrivers in the whole world.
Please note also that we catholics are very fond of little children. Those ones who doesn`t spill any beans that is.
But to the topic of this thread. I agree with you that those guys in chile should not be saved. God put them down there. He let this thing fall down. If he wants them to get out of the hole, they would be out a long while ago.
If they get out, God will get a bibletruck smashing them.
Hallelulja! Praise the love of the Lord!

Heinrich Brunzel, grandinq.and founding member of www.missionare-anschnur.org

At least you are an honest Cat-lick. How rare.

[Heinrich Brunzel]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Those miners have FAMILIES, CHILDREN. And you want them dead. If you wanted it done that badly go there and collapse it yourself. Furthermoree, how fair is it to thier FAMILIES if they died? What would your family do if you died violently?

My little boy,
who told you that we want those guys dead? We just think that God knows what he is doing. Why don`t you pray for them. Pray to the good lord that he give those wifes and children strength to take the burden of losing their fathers and husbands.
If I would be there by myself, I wouldn`t try to get out. I would thank the Lord for testing my faith.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Maybe, just maybe, during their time of trial one or two of those men gave some real thought to Jesus instead of mumbling prayers to His mother.

We can always hold out hope that one of those men will go on to spread the true truth about True Religion to his countrymen. Chile needs more religion--True Religion, that is.

The Bible is the Best. Any other so-called wisdom is just a guess.


Joyously Yours,

Handmaiden

[HTannor]

Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

Pray to the good lord that he give those wifes and children strength to take the burden of losing their fathers and husbands.
.

Excellent point, Heinrich.

And I can well imagine should one of those miners croak in the process, the benefits to the family will be quite generous.

And, here I'm talking:

- a gunny sack to bury him in.
- a death benefit payment that should cover the priest's fee to bury him.
- a pension of several pesos per month that should provide the family a dozen or so cans of chicken broth each month.

I would wager Free Market Fred might complain about these lavish benefits, but I tend to feel a bit more compassion for them. I am, after all, a bit of a softie.