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Magicians are agents of Satan, using black art to perform acts of pure evil, such as making a quarter materialize behind someone's ear or guessing which card an audience member has selected from a deck. Some purport that such magic is not rooted in the supernatural and has a logical explanation. It's all smoke and mirrors, they say. Pardon my language, but that's poppycock. I smoke a pipe, and I have mirrors in my home. Why don't rabbits materialize in my hats? How come a dove doesn't fly out of the skillet every time my wife removes the lid? It's obviously not smoke and mirrors. The ONLY explanation is that magicians are getting their powers from the Devil.
Magicians have beautiful assistants. Why? Because they need to distract the audience while they sacrifice a goat and/or first-born son to their dark master so they can be granted power for their next trick.
What's even more deplorable is that many magicians cater to children, incorporating puppets into their acts. I have personally seen these puppets talk all by themselves. It is positively chilling.
I find celebrity magicians most frightening, as they have power and money. Here are some famous sorcerers of Satan:
David Blaine
Blaine has become a household name through well-publicized stunts, such as living in a box and starving, which is totally mind-blowing. Only a magician or a homeless person could pull off a feat like that.
David Copperfield
Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, which proves that he hates America. He also dated supermodel Claudia Schiffer, his most astonishing trick of all.
Doug Henning
You can't spell "magically" without g-a-y.
Friends, I'm tired of living in fear. God has already killed Doug Henning, but there are many, many more magicians out there. These wicked conjurers need to be rounded up and summarily executed so the madness can end. How many more pitchers of milk have to be poured into newspaper cones? How many more steel rings have to be linked and unlinked? Please pray that Congress enacts a law that will purge our Christian society of these unholy minions of Lucifer. In the meantime, be wary of magicians. Luckily they are not terribly difficult to spot. Look for cheap capes and ill-fitting top hats.
They also typically have silk handkerchiefs and names that start or end with "the amazing" or "the great," which shows how egotistical they are. Only narcissists carry silk handkerchiefs.
The threat is real. Your prayers are needed. May God have mercy on us all.
Magicians have beautiful assistants. Why? Because they need to distract the audience while they sacrifice a goat and/or first-born son to their dark master so they can be granted power for their next trick.
What's even more deplorable is that many magicians cater to children, incorporating puppets into their acts. I have personally seen these puppets talk all by themselves. It is positively chilling.
I find celebrity magicians most frightening, as they have power and money. Here are some famous sorcerers of Satan:
David Blaine
Blaine has become a household name through well-publicized stunts, such as living in a box and starving, which is totally mind-blowing. Only a magician or a homeless person could pull off a feat like that.
David Copperfield
Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, which proves that he hates America. He also dated supermodel Claudia Schiffer, his most astonishing trick of all.
Doug Henning
You can't spell "magically" without g-a-y.
Friends, I'm tired of living in fear. God has already killed Doug Henning, but there are many, many more magicians out there. These wicked conjurers need to be rounded up and summarily executed so the madness can end. How many more pitchers of milk have to be poured into newspaper cones? How many more steel rings have to be linked and unlinked? Please pray that Congress enacts a law that will purge our Christian society of these unholy minions of Lucifer. In the meantime, be wary of magicians. Luckily they are not terribly difficult to spot. Look for cheap capes and ill-fitting top hats.
They also typically have silk handkerchiefs and names that start or end with "the amazing" or "the great," which shows how egotistical they are. Only narcissists carry silk handkerchiefs.
The threat is real. Your prayers are needed. May God have mercy on us all.
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