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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12446

    #16
    Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

    When you think about it, have you ever seen a picture, TV or newspaper, of a person in those starvation areas who is working at a job? I've never seen anyone driving a truck and working behind a desk. They are just sitting there on the ground, kind of bent over, and doing nothing.

    I wonder if we could round up the money to send over a Christian inspirational speaker?

    A first rate speaker could turn things around over there, lift spirits and let people know they can be whatever they want to be.

    JJH
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      When you think about it, have you ever seen a picture, TV or newspaper, of a person in those starvation areas who is working at a job? I've never seen anyone driving a truck and working behind a desk. They are just sitting there on the ground, kind of bent over, and doing nothing.

      I wonder if we could round up the money to send over a Christian inspirational speaker?

      A first rate speaker could turn things around over there, lift spirits and let people know they can be whatever they want to be.

      JJH
      Great Idea, a speaker, I have a few bucks to kick in. The question who the hell is dumb enough can we send? If it will keep them in Africa I might foot the entire bill.

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      • Forest Spirit
        Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
        Investigation Ongoing
        • Dec 2009
        • 153

        #18
        Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

        Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post

        Look how skinny that poor girl is we waste so much food already you would think that we could spare a little bit to send to africa to help keep some of those people alive..... if you think that you can be Christian and not care about the poor and starving around the world then you are totally mistaken,,,,, GOd wants you to care for everyone and to help to poor and suffering what's wrong with you that you can't even see that???????
        Dog's are mans best friend .

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        • Janine Walker
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 420

          #19
          Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

          Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
          Look how skinny that poor girl is we waste so much food already you would think that we could spare a little bit to send to africa to help keep some of those people alive..... if you think that you can be Christian and not care about the poor and starving around the world then you are totally mistaken,,,,, GOd wants you to care for everyone and to help to poor and suffering what's wrong with you that you can't even see that???????

          I agree, we should really stop wasting food on them which is why I made this post. By the way, is it usual for you to make a sentence with 80 words in it? I'm actually impressed by your ability to make such a long sentence!

          James Dewitt, I think Forest Spirit is a willing volunteer for our cause!

          Praise the Lord, Janine Walker

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #20
            Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

            The reason they don't have any food is because they don't have jobs. The reason they don't have jobs is that they are lazy. A jigaboo is as lazy as the day is long. It's as simple as that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #21
              Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Great Idea, a speaker, I have a few bucks to kick in. The question who the hell is dumb enough can we send? If it will keep them in Africa I might foot the entire bill.
              Hmmmm. I've been thinking of taking some time off. Let me check my court calendar. I'll get back to you.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #22
                Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                Obviously, God created the starving children of Africa to serve as hosts for a variety of His most ingenious parasites, such as the eye worm, the pin worm, the hookworm, the brain-eating amoeba, tse-tse flies, malaria, ebola, etc.

                You'd think that the liberal, animal-loving PETA freaks would realize that God created African children as the petri dishes for His parasitic animal kingdom. But no--- the Godless liberals would rather eliminate these essential and Godly parasites from the world by curing these African children than encourage biodiversity!!! Come on, liberals!!! At least be consistent in your insane arguments!!!

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #23
                  Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                  I couldn't agree more. Give a child some food and they eat for a day. Teach the child about Jesus, and they eat in Heaven for eternity! We all know what this child needs:



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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #24
                    Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    I couldn't agree more. Give a child some food and they eat for a day. Teach the child about Jesus, and they eat in Heaven for eternity! We all know what this child needs:



                    A King James Bible!
                    Okay, so why isn't he hunting that Bird? God's provided him a meal that's just standing there, waiting to be shot or bonked on the head, and the kid is completely ignoring it.

                    Talk about lazy.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12446

                      #25
                      Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      Hmmmm. I've been thinking of taking some time off. Let me check my court calendar. I'll get back to you.
                      That would be such a gift if you could go, Brother Tanner. We have so much talent right here in Freehold I'm sure we can provide perhaps several inspirational speakers. Another person I've been hoping might be willing to go is Pastor Zeke.

                      With Brother DeWitt's financial help and messengers on fire for Jesus, I'm confident we will have these people charging forward with confidence in no time.

                      JJH
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • jennabenna
                        Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                        • May 2010
                        • 262

                        #26
                        Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Okay, so why isn't he hunting that Bird? God's provided him a meal that's just standing there, waiting to be shot or bonked on the head, and the kid is completely ignoring it.

                        Talk about lazy.
                        That appears to be a vulture, or perhaps some other form of carrion bird. Fitting, since the child will die soon because you people are too cruel to send him a 23 cent can beans. Or perhaps he's already dead, I certainly have no proof he's alive.
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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                          Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                          That appears to be a vulture, or perhaps some other form of carrion bird. Fitting, since the child will die soon because you people are too cruel to send him a 23 cent can beans. Or perhaps he's already dead, I certainly have no proof he's alive.
                          Well the last time I saw that picture, I was told that the kid was playing with the bird.

                          Anyway, once again if he's dead, then the Lord has supplied the vulture with a meal since they seem too lazy to bury their dead over there. No wonder there's so much disease. If he's not dead, then God has provided him with a meal. Anyway, when was the last time you mailed a can of beans (which costs way more than 23 cents) to Africa?
                          Drama queen

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #28
                            Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                            Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                            That appears to be a vulture, or perhaps some other form of carrion bird. Fitting, since the child will die soon because you people are too cruel to send him a 23 cent can beans. Or perhaps he's already dead, I certainly have no proof he's alive.
                            Send him a can of beans, when he has no way to open it? How could you be so cruel?

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                              All these people used to have jobs and were well cared for. Then Apartheid was removed, now they cannot feed themselves.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #30
                                Re: Pray for the starving children in Africa

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Send him a can of beans, when he has no way to open it? How could you be so cruel?
                                Perhaps he could use his hipbone as a can opener.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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