Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

[TC Patriot]

Where do I start with this liebrul, lesbean, harlot, negress glutton?

She has lived in sin with with that big buck Stedman Graham and now she's munching the rug with that other harlot Gayle King.

She has that psycho babbling Dr Phool in her Satanic line up along with that other lesbean Suzi Orzman who is a lezbean and a joo. Then she has that Dr Oz whi I think is some sort of Arab mooslime.

O.W.N. This crazy fat harlot wants to take over the world. O.W.N. also means Oust Whites Now! I heard that form a very reliable source. Dr David Duke!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Would it not be more efficient to pray for Oprah to fall? She looks as if she would never get up again after falling down. Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Might not the earth be bruised if Oprah fell upon it?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

We need some signal jamming equipment now before she make inroads into the Christian community.

[ReallyImAChristian]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Would it not be more efficient to pray for Oprah to fall? She looks as if she would never get up again after falling down. Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

I believe that effiency in prayer is simply up to God Himself.

[Hank]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

given the way she been gettin into the fried chicken and watermelon we may not need to pray, her cholesterol might take care of it for us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

I will pray that the whale both fails and falls.

Based on my personal 1 on 1 converstations with God, he has assured me our wishes will be granted. He told me this is like shooting a (in his words) 'Shamu in a barrel'.

He also mentioned this one is easy compared to that iceland volcano we wanted before.

[John Creeser]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Oprah Winfrey is a bad example to any young women out there - for instance:

1. She was born to unwed teenage negro parents
2. She was raped 3 times and never married one of them
3. She rebelled against her parents and was so bad, the detention home refused her entry.
4. She became pregnant at 14 (not that there is anything wrong with that) and God smited her with a stillborn for not being married.
5. She recommends books other than the KJV1611
6. She's overweight
7. With all that money she still hasn't built a menstrashack (can you imagine the smell?)
8. Pursued a career instead of tending to the home

Just a few highlights from a lifetime of sin.

[Hank]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

I can't even believe the she-boon got this far in a career on tv. Modern science considers the average adult negras itelligence level is equal to that of an 11 year old white American.*




*Henry Fairfield Osborn, "The Evolution of Human Races", Natural History, April 1980, p. 129

[Bill Engvall]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Where do I start with this liebrul, lesbean, harlot, negress glutton?

She has lived in sin with with that big buck Stedman Graham and now she's munching the rug with that other harlot Gayle King.

She has that psycho babbling Dr Phool in her Satanic line up along with that other lesbean Suzi Orzman who is a lezbean and a joo. Then she has that Dr Oz whi I think is some sort of Arab mooslime.

O.W.N. This crazy fat harlot wants to take over the world. O.W.N. also means Oust Whites Now! I heard that form a very reliable source. Dr David Duke!

Job 40:15

See now the Great Beast, whom I made, even as I made you; he takes grass for food, like the ox.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

Job 40:15

Unfortunately she doesn't have a tail as thick as a cedar. I'm pretty sure that the brontosaurus would be embarrassed to be put in the same class as that THING!

This woman is one of the worst things that has ever happened and a sure sign of the end times. She set up that girls school in South Africa so that her friends could go over there and lesbian rape the poor girls. She claimed that American children weren't worth her help. She has started her own religion, and will raise up those who worship her, and lay down any who come against her.

Come to think of it, is it possible that she is the Beast? I'm really tired today, but is there any evidence that the Beast is a man? Or are we just assuming that?

[Little Josh]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

I think you all are threatened by the knowledge that these people are better than you in many ways and you are all very racist.

God loves ALL of his creatures and when you go to in front of Him to be judged you will all go to hell.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/...lies/smile.gif

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

...God loves ALL of his creatures...

Is that why the Roman Catholic Church still hasn't excommunicated Adolf Hitler?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

God loves ALL of his creatures and when you go to in front of Him to be judged you will all go to hell.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/...lies/smile.gif

If he loves ALL, then why would he send SOME to Hell? That's something you false liberal salad-bar "Christians" never can seem to explain.

[dominoes delivers]

Re: Pray for the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) to fail

If he loves ALL, then why would he send SOME to Hell? That's something you false liberal salad-bar "Christians" never can seem to explain.

because they that go to hell chose not to follow jesus and damned to hell