[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

again, God gave us the ability to masturbate and didn't outlaw it directly in his book, so i don't see how you can call it abusing ourselves and going against his purpose.

God gave us the ability to perform abortions.

God gave us the ability to eat other humans.

God gave us the ability to build vast gas chambers to execute Jews by the millions.

God did not "outlaw directly" any of these things in His book. Does that make them OK, and in accordance with His will?

Not that I've ever masturbated here people - I am just trying to philosophise God position on it.

I would certainly HOPE you'd never masturbated here! This is not that kind of a site!

[WaitingToBelieve]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I have just been reading through this thread, and wanted to pose a question, as i was curious to your opinions, my question is, if masturbation is sinful because it is considered as spilling of the seed, or the loss of souls, what is it considered when a normal adult male experiences a nocturnal emission, by no fault of his own doing. As the human body was created by god, and it is a normal bodily function?

Thanks

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I have just been reading through this thread, and wanted to pose a question, as i was curious to your opinions, my question is, if masturbation is sinful because it is considered as spilling of the seed, or the loss of souls, what is it considered when a normal adult male experiences a nocturnal emission, by no fault of his own doing. As the human body was created by god, and it is a normal bodily function?

Thanks

If you are Saved© by the blood of Christ, you won't sin at all. But for those who are unsaved trash, God will make them pay dearly for each and every sperm/soul that cannot be accounted for.

Why don't you venture over to the "introductions" thread and tell us about yourself, pal? Your screen name is intriguing.

[WaitingToBelieve]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

Why don't you venture over to the "introductions" thread and tell us about yourself, pal?

I did a search, but was unable to find it, could you please link me?

[supride]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

i will masturbate rite now.
and all and each one of you can pray for me... and the countless souls that are going to be spilled soon.
after that all is forgiven.

hope the cycle can continue.

[supride]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

Just an update
The deed is done!

so each and everyone one of you true Christians, please pray for me... and the countless souls i have butchered.
I must say for being the cold blooded murderer that i am, i do not have any guilty feelings to have commited such hanus crime.
Perhaps this is the "light" for me.
but this cant be...
I want to see the true light, and want to be a true christian.

HOW can i do this? What must i DO?
is there such thing as Redemption for me?
is there a place in heaven for me... will i see those souls i have butchered?
Will they then embrace me? (well if they dont, will just have to butcher more and more so that eventually heaven get so clogged up!!)

Please help. i am in need of a lot of HELP.
I enjoy it too much, please pray for me, o Holy brothers and sisters...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

Just an update
The deed is done!

so each and everyone one of you true Christians, please pray for me... and the countless souls i have butchered.
I must say for being the cold blooded murderer that i am, i do not have any guilty feelings to have commited such hanus crime.
Perhaps this is the "light" for me.
but this cant be...
I want to see the true light, and want to be a true christian.

HOW can i do this? What must i DO?
is there such thing as Redemption for me?
is there a place in heaven for me... will i see those souls i have butchered?
Will they then embrace me? (well if they dont, will just have to butcher more and more so that eventually heaven get so clogged up!!)

Please help. i am in need of a lot of HELP.
I enjoy it too much, please pray for me, o Holy brothers and sisters...

Don't worry friend. Quarantine will cure you of your trolling friend.

[Roberta]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I think you are in the wrong forum. Try the "Backdoor" threads and seek help!

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

The seed chosen by God is the key point. Not the seed chosen by man while he is madly servicing himself in his disgusting depravity. God gets to chose who lives and dies, who is saved and damned, not you and not me. He didn’t outlaw masturbation out right because He gave us a brain. There is an underlying logic here’ sodomy bad, bestiality bad and not reproductive sex in general is bad. Why? Seed murder. So the same goes for masturbation.

But the masturbator isn't choosing, the world is preordained, the seed is already chosen.

No! As MacDaddy pointed out female masturbation is still a sin in the mind and God counts those.

No! MacDaddy failed to show this, he against brought up sexual wantoness and impure thoughts and all that is outlawed in the bible. Masturbation is not. Think pure thoughts, you are doing nothing wrong, inherently.

And JennyD - God outlaws those things in his book directly.

Apart from cannibalism..: Leviticus 26:29 "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat."

I'm confused over that one.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

But the masturbator isn't choosing, the world is preordained, the seed is already chosen.

TRUE Christians believe in personal responsibility. The mastubator should take ownership of his sinful nature that God created him with and stop blaming others.

[lord warrior]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I have a question for one of the pastors here. A boy in our church asked this. If you are masterbaiting to prevent you from fornicating, then is the masterbaiting OK then?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I'd like to offer my advise on this unsavory subject.

Although praying helps stop the urge to abuse one's self. Using Handz Off Anti-mastubatory cream and gum almost guarantees results.











These products are available at the Landover Commissary.



Lve, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I have a question for one of the pastors here. A boy in our church asked this. If you are masterbaiting to prevent you from fornicating, then is the masterbaiting OK then?

No. Masturbating IS fornicating, and its queer. All True Christians™ should know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. If he is diddling himself for any "reason" then he has to accept the fact that he is going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I'm convinced that a hard days work in the fields will cure even the horniest of any desire to please themselves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for Chronic Masturbators

I'm convinced that a hard days work in the fields will cure even the horniest of any desire to please themselves.

Amen to that! Idle hands ARE the devils playtoys. Keep those kids busy and they won't have the time or energy to think about such degeneracy.

I hope you stick around, Mr. Hackwith.