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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #46
    Re: Update on Chris

    You know what, I'm getting a little peeved here.

    First she threatens to KILL me for asking about her friend. Then all of you guys ask what he was doing in the grave yard at Midnight when he was shot and she still refuses to tell us.

    I think she shot him. After all, she had no qualms about threatening to take MY precious life.

    I'm going to request an official DOF investigation.
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #47
      Re: Update on Chris

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      So is that the dead goth queer Kerby's been whining on about so much? Good riddance to bad rubbish.
      They come and go, Brother.

      Leviticus 23:22
      And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not make clean riddance of the corners of thy field when thou reapest, neither shalt thou gather any gleaning of thy harvest: thou shalt leave them unto the poor, and to the stranger: I am the LORD your God.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #48
        Re: Update on Chris

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Those facts are disturbing, but what about your friend merits prayer? Was he a Christian? What was he doing in the cemetery? By 'ongoing investigation', do you mean that the police haven't caught you yet?
        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

        I think she shot him. After all, she had no qualms about threatening to take MY precious life.

        I'm going to request an official DOF investigation.
        I'm with you, sister.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Kerby316
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          • Jan 2008
          • 48

          #49
          Re: Update on Chris

          Who shot him?and what is this DOF? because I'm not getting any calls or knocks from this DOF.

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: Update on Chris

            Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
            Who shot him?and what is this DOF? because I'm not getting any calls or knocks from this DOF.
            You shot your friend, in a typical drug crazed Goth moment! Turn to Jesus NOW!

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            • Kerby316
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              • Jan 2008
              • 48

              #51
              Re: Update on Chris

              I shot my friend??? I dont think so.....Hmmm....Yup, thats believeable. Now who are these DOF people?

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #52
                Re: Update on Chris

                Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
                Now who are these DOF people?
                You're about to find out.

                Friend, it's time to come clean. Either you murdered your friend, or you're making the whole thing up. However you slice it, you've still committed a sin in the eyes of the LORD.

                Which is it? Are you a murderer or a liar?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Kerby316
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 48

                  #53
                  Re: Update on Chris

                  ...Um. I'll go with neither. But!!!! IF you can give me a chance and visit Katy, Texas, and look in the obituarary's I'm positive you will see the truth, and that this was all NOT a lie. Would you be willing to do that?

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #54
                    Re: Update on Chris

                    I'm sure that a lot of people have died in Texas. The obituaries (did you pass 3rd grade, yet?) must be full; it's a big state with a lot of people. Maybe time to go into the mortuary business?

                    Anyway, you come here moping about your poor friend, but when asked for even one item of proof, you divert and attack us again. We're losing patience with your story, and with you, too, Kerby.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Kerby316
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 48

                      #55
                      Re: Update on Chris

                      You don't need any proof. You just need to say "Dear Lord, please pray for chris" and thats it. and besides, I'm not going to release vital hard evidence to people who I am not even on a first name basis with, sorry.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #56
                        Re: Update on Chris

                        Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
                        You don't need any proof. You just need to say "Dear Lord, please pray for chris" and thats it. and besides, I'm not going to release vital hard evidence to people who I am not even on a first name basis with, sorry.
                        What makes you think that we give generic blessings to ficticious people?

                        Apparently YOU need to say, "Dear Lord, please pray for Kerby". If Chris is dead, it's too late. What will praying do for him now? Unless you're a Catholic.

                        Also, what do you think we would be able to do with your friend's obit? He's dead, apparently, so why would he care?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Kerby316
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                          • Jan 2008
                          • 48

                          #57
                          Re: Update on Chris

                          and what is this D.O.F? Please will someone tell me.

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                          • Kerby316
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                            • Jan 2008
                            • 48

                            #58
                            Re: Update on Chris

                            Well, what if it was one of you're loved ones? Wouldn't you want people to pray about them once they die?

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #59
                              Re: Update on Chris

                              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
                              Well, what if it was one of you're loved ones? Wouldn't you want people to pray about them once they die?
                              Why can't you pray for your own loved ones?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #60
                                Re: Update on Chris

                                Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
                                ...Um. I'll go with neither. But!!!! IF you can give me a chance and visit Katy, Texas, and look in the obituarary's I'm positive you will see the truth, and that this was all NOT a lie. Would you be willing to do that?
                                I just searched the obit's for the Katy Times online...no Christopher Straub. Why are you lying to Baby Jesus?

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