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    Update on Chris

    They found my friend who was missing. He was shot dead in an cemetary, he was hot in the head by a .45.The police found on him friday, and wednesday is the funeral. There is currently an ongoing investigation as to who would take the life of my friend.
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  • #2
    Re: Update on Chris

    I will pray for your friend's soul. May he rest in peace. You take care too.
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    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • #3
      Re: Update on Chris

      Those facts are disturbing, but what about your friend merits prayer? Was he a Christian? What was he doing in the cemetery? By 'ongoing investigation', do you mean that the police haven't caught you yet?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Update on Chris

        Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
        There is currently an ongoing investigation as to who would take the life of my friend.
        One word, friend: Canadians.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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        • #5
          Re: Update on Chris

          I'd like to know the details of this case so that I might better pray over them. What was your friend's full name? What city did this take place in? I'm sure it made the local news, so I'd like to read more about it.

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          • #6
            Re: Update on Chris

            I'll say a Prayer for your friend but it would help if I could pass his name on to Jesus.

            Oh, by the way;
            I wasn't there.
            I have Witnesses who will testify I was elsewhere when the shooting happened, whenever it happened.
            I only ever carry a .44 Magnum.
            The object I was seen throwing into the river was just a harmless trinket and looked nothing like a Handgun. Police Divers recovered absolutely nothing.
            That Roll of $100 Bills I dropped in front of the Police Sargeant was a total accident, as my Joo Lawyer will Testify.

            I'm sorry for your loss.

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            • #7
              Re: Update on Chris

              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              They found my friend who was missing. He was shot dead in an cemetary, he was hot in the head by a .45.The police found on him friday, and wednesday is the funeral. There is currently an ongoing investigation as to who would take the life of my friend.
              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              They found my friend who was missing.
              68% of all murderers are known to their victim

              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              He was shot dead in an cemetery
              79% of Life prisoners are below average intelligence

              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              he was hot dead by a .45
              Why was his head hot? Why do you have access to the ballistics report? Did your lawyer show it you?

              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              The police found on him friday, and wednesday is the funeral.
              So the police have all the forensics they need…

              Originally posted by Kerby316 View Post
              There is currently an ongoing investigation as to who would take the life of my friend.
              Confession is good for the soul upon which the Lord may (or may not) have mercy.



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              • #8
                Re: Update on Chris

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                I'll say a Prayer for your friend but it would help if I could pass his name on to Jesus.

                Oh, by the way;
                I wasn't there.
                I have Witnesses who will testify I was elsewhere when the shooting happened, whenever it happened.
                I only ever carry a .44 Magnum.
                The object I was seen throwing into the river was just a harmless trinket and looked nothing like a Handgun. Police Divers recovered absolutely nothing.
                That Roll of $100 Bills I dropped in front of the Police Sargeant was a total accident, as my Joo Lawyer will Testify.

                I'm sorry for your loss.
                Oh and I can testify with three other witnesses that Sister Talitha was with us for the entire day

                (What day was that Talitha?)

                Terribly sorry to here about your' friends death. Canadian sounds like a terrible place.

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                • #9
                  Re: Update on Chris

                  Found dead in a cemetary?
                  Makes me wonder why he was in a cemetary in the first place. Murder in a cemetary gives the impression of a crime committed at night. Was he desecrating a grave or urinating on a soldiers tombstone? Could he have been doing drugs or buying drugs? What set did he claim? A .45 is a manly round to use on a mere drug dealer, blacks usually carry 9mm anyway so who was mad at him? The Mafia maybe? Was it the Colombians? They execute informants all the time.
                  Who was your friend informing on?
                  Looks like you left out too many details for me to feel comfortable praying over his soul.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Update on Chris

                    He was probably a Gothtard dancing on someone's grave or doing some kind of Satanic ritual.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Update on Chris

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      He was probably a Gothtard dancing on someone's grave or doing some kind of Satanic ritual.
                      Matthew 7: 1-5

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                      • #12
                        Re: Update on Chris

                        I don't see sister BTB dancing among graves in cemeteries.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Update on Chris

                          His me was Christopher Straub, it took place in Houston, TX. We had a funeral yesterday...I don't know why it happened in a cemetary, or why it happend in the first place. I just know he's in a better place. And yes he was a Christian. Babtist to be percise, me and him went to the same church, and have known each other since we were kids. His brother is taking is hard than anyone. They use to do everything together. He was the kind of guy to drop whatever he's doing and help. Chris was completly and utter selfless, if you would have seen him, you probably wouldn't notice him a a room, but he was the person who saved me from eternal damnation, and I thank him for it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Update on Chris

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            He was probably a Gothtard dancing on someone's grave or doing some kind of Satanic ritual.
                            And don't you dare talk about him like that!!!! You dont know him at all!!! He was my FRIEND!!! and if you disrespect him one more time, you'll get whats coming to you sooner or later. Yeah, Karma will kill you.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Update on Chris

                              is there an obit online?
                              The only one I could find was for some fellow that died Feb 2nd but it was in 2006.

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                              All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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