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  • #76
    Re: Update on Chris

    Maybe someone who cares will bake him a cake and put a file in it so he can escape from jail for murdering Christ in that cemetery.

    You never know.
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    • #77
      Re: Update on Chris

      I will.

      I'm urgenly in need of improving my pie baking skills. Shame on me.


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      • #78
        Re: Update on Chris

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        You do not have to throw barbs at me. You must be a very lonely girl and I will pray for you.
        Perhaps you are projecting your own loneliness at our own Godly Sister? When one knows the Lord(tm), there is no loneliness, since He is with us at all moments. When you meet Him, you leave all despair behind, and move into the Light. I strongly suggest you give Him a try: what have you to lose but your filthy stains of sin and all eternity to gain? You will have to give up your lesbianism, but that's my next point...

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Yes, I do have a Volvo but I keep it scrupulously clean. I like to get off into the mountains so I am saving for an Audi. They are absolutely the best in the snow!
        you drive a suspiciously clean Volvo? I suspect you are also a rug muncher, and unfortunately, this is not compatible with God. You need to spend less time with your face in your partner and more time with it in God. He is the only one that can save you; your lesbo can only bring you AIDS, ratty jeans and piercings. Jesus can save your mortal soul! To find out what your partner can do for you, I suggest you dip your "toys" into some Grade A tabasco sauce...

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        What vehicle do you use to get off?
        I'm sorry, but True Christians(tm) do not derive sexual pleasure from automobiles, as this is truly an abomination to the Lord. If Jesus hates two men getting it on, I can only imagine how He feels about fornication with an inanimate object. Even solo-rape, aka masturbation, is a no-no! This is even worse. Speak with a pastor immediately!
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        • #79
          Re: Update on Chris

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Perhaps you are projecting your own loneliness at our own Godly Sister? When one knows the Lord™, there is no loneliness, since He is with us at all moments. When you meet Him, you leave all despair behind, and move into the Light. I strongly suggest you give Him a try: what have you to lose but your filthy stains of sin and all eternity to gain? You will have to give up your lesbianism, but that's my next point...


          you drive a suspiciously clean Volvo? I suspect you are also a rug muncher, and unfortunately, this is not compatible with God. You need to spend less time with your face in your partner and more time with it in God. He is the only one that can save you; your lesbo can only bring you AIDS, ratty jeans and piercings. Jesus can save your mortal soul! To find out what your partner can do for you, I suggest you dip your "toys" into some Grade A tabasco sauce...


          I'm sorry, but True Christians™ do not derive sexual pleasure from automobiles, as this is truly an abomination to the Lord. If Jesus hates two men getting it on, I can only imagine how He feels about fornication with an inanimate object. Even solo-rape, aka masturbation, is a no-no! This is even worse. Speak with a pastor immediately!
          WHO IS THIS KOOK? HE MUST HAVE JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK!
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          • #80
            Re: Update on Chris

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            blather
            Dr. Ville is a True Christian(tm) gentleman and your better in every way! You watch your mouth, missy!
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            • #81
              Re: Update on Chris

              Wow, what has the world come to. Do you know how much the scientific advisor usually charges for his advice?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #82
                Re: Update on Chris

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                You are wrong, Jenny dear. It means "laugh out loud" and was a comical response to all Kreby's karma threats. Pastor Zeke has already given me an infraction for quoting John Lenin.

                You do not have to throw barbs at me. You must be a very lonely girl and I will pray for you.

                Yes, I do have a Volvo but I keep it scrupulously clean. I like to get off into the mountains so I am saving for an Audi. They are absolutely the best in the snow!

                What vehicle do you use to get off?

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                • #83
                  Re: Update on Chris

                  You know I thought that true Christians Would be more understanding.
                  Chris was not a goth. He was not a liar. And he was not (unlike most on this thread) a hypocrite.

                  He would have prayed for you all whether you liked him or not. He would have just said okay... And gone home and PRAYED. He was a chrstian. He had no ill will toward anyone. He was a quieter person.

                  If you must know He was shot dead by a gun that he bought. A 22. Rifle.
                  He had Lived in katy but he died in a nearby town called wallice.
                  It takes a long time to close an investigation with 2 people working on it.

                  And I thought that christian people belived that jesus died for ALL our sins not just those Yall like.

                  And as for the car thing WTF

                  This is a request for prayer for a pure soul. Reading this had made me disgusted with all of you save for the 2nd post.

                  Ohh who are you to say this about him did you know him.
                  Well if you can't figure it out I'm his brother and If you think jesus will judge you kindly for slandering him like this...

                  Enjoy your stay in hell...

                  Oh but I would like to thank those who Did pray for him It means alot to me and my parents.
                  So thank you and ignore anything these false christians say about you.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Update on Chris

                    Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                    You know I thought that true Christians Would be more understanding.
                    Chris was not a goth. He was not a liar. And he was not (unlike most on this thread) a hypocrite.

                    He would have prayed for you all whether you liked him or not. He would have just said okay... And gone home and PRAYED. He was a chrstian. He had no ill will toward anyone. He was a quieter person.
                    How can Chris be a Goth and a Christian? Our whole point is the entire Goth lifestyle is in direct opposition to Christianity.

                    Anyway your’ thoughts, opinions and expatiations don’t define what a Christian is, God does that threw The Bible.

                    Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                    If you must know He was shot dead by a gun that he bought. A 22. Rifle.
                    He had Lived in katy but he died in a nearby town called wallice.
                    It takes a long time to close an investigation with 2 people working on it.
                    Which suggests he killed himself; that’s murder and against God’s commandments.

                    Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                    And I thought that christian people belived that jesus died for ALL our sins not just those Yall like.
                    Jesus sacrifice is not did not remove our sins, it just created the possibility of humans to making atonement to God. Until someone repents of their sins and accepts Jesus as their personal savior they are still a sinner damned to hell.

                    Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                    [And as for the car thing WTF

                    This is a request for prayer for a pure soul. Reading this had made me disgusted with all of you save for the 2nd post.

                    Ohh who are you to say this about him did you know him.
                    Well if you can't figure it out I'm his brother and If you think jesus will judge you kindly for slandering him like this...

                    Enjoy your stay in hell...

                    Oh but I would like to thank those who Did pray for him It means alot to me and my parents.
                    So thank you and ignore anything these false christians say about you.
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                    False? Well if you say we are false then were is your scripture? As a TRUE Christian I have no time for some other mortal’s opinions, I accept only God’s. I say you are the false one because you kept fellowship with a sinner, your’ brother, against the commandments of God. Not to mention your’ outrageous presumption of God’s powers by condemning us to Hell.

                    No, you Staub are the one who needs to get things right with Jesus. I will pray that He helps you see the error of your' ways.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Update on Chris

                      Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                      Well if you can't figure it out I'm his brother and If you think jesus will judge you kindly for slandering him like this...
                      So perhaps YOU can show us a link to his obituary, or the article about his untimely demise?

                      No?

                      Yeah, we didn't think so.

                      I told you before (under your OTHER screen name) that God would just laugh at us if we prayed for someone who didn't exist!

                      What part of that didn't you understand?
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                      • #86
                        Re: Update on Chris

                        It's people like you that start crusades and killing in "gods" name.

                        I'll bet none of you ever had tough time the trials of god to speak of...

                        If there is one last post I'd like to leave it is this.

                        See I wanted to leave death threats, as I have the computer skills to track each and every one of you down... (i'm an IT major now)

                        But, my brother would not want that so I shall leave it up to God to decide.

                        Because god has rewarded me and my family for our faith I know that even though it ended up as a suicide he is with god...

                        I challenge you to answer me this... How much of the bibles you read has been interpreted through translators. Tell you what I'll answer for you. ALL of it.
                        The Original bible was written in hebrew, a rare and dying language.
                        So take your passages and put them through a translor 2 times and whoa Hey new meaning.
                        The bible you stay so close to is innacurate AT BEST. ALL you need is love for god and love for your fellow man. Why would we need any thing else?

                        Oh and as for that obit... Wallice is a small town of about 1000 people and since it is deep in the texas country This "internet" Thing is new to them. so there is no online obit. If you really want one go and get a febuary 3rd copy of the wallice times yourself, I have better things to do.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Update on Chris

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                          I told you before (under your OTHER screen name) that God would just laugh at us if we prayed for someone who didn't exist!
                          This is my one and only screen name DUMBSHIT...

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                          • #88
                            Re: Update on Chris

                            Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                            It's people like you that start crusades and killing in "gods" name.

                            I'll bet none of you ever had tough time the trials of god to speak of...

                            If there is one last post I'd like to leave it is this.
                            Good bye friend. I'm sorry you didn't find Jesus amid our Forum.
                            Just as God wrote The Bible in his own hand, so he gave us the privilege of being his favorite Forum.

                            I'm so pleased you have Computer skills. Maybe one day when you are earning lots of money you would see fit to come back and make a small donation to our cause

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                            • #89
                              Re: Update on Chris

                              Originally posted by Straub154ftl View Post
                              It's people like you that start crusades and killing in "gods" name.
                              We only worship one God here, pal.
                              I'll bet none of you ever had tough time the trials of god to speak of...

                              See I wanted to leave death threats, as I have the computer skills to track each and every one of you down... (i'm an IT major now)
                              If you really are an IT major, you would understand that the DOF would be able to track YOU down and pass your information on to the FBI. They love that sort of thing.
                              But, my brother would not want that so I shall leave it up to God to decide.
                              [your brother didn't want you to go to GTMO.]
                              Because god has rewarded me and my family for our faith I know that even though it ended up as a suicide he is with god...

                              Who are you referring to as 'it'?

                              I challenge you to answer me this... How much of the bibles you read has been interpreted through translators.
                              ALL you need is love
                              Who are you, John Lennon?
                              Oh and as for that obit... Wallice is a small town of about 1000 people and since it is deep in the texas country This "internet" Thing is new to them. so there is no online obit. If you really want one go and get a febuary 3rd copy of the wallice times yourself, I have better things to do.
                              Like what, hassle peaceful Christians? Why don't you go attack some towelheads for Jesus and leave us alone like you promised?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Update on Chris

                                Originally posted by DUMBSHIT View Post
                                This is my one and only screen name DUMBSHIT...
                                OK, Ok! That's all you had to say. We are willing to work with you here.
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