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  • #31
    Re: My father told me that he's gay.

    hahahahahahaahhaha. I'm surprised you idiots even know how to use the internet. Choose to be gay? I don't remember choosing to be straight. I couldn't get a hardon for a dude if i had a gun to my head and its certainly not because of my love for some fake deity a bunch of retards came up with 2000 years ago. If i could i'd fuck a dude right now just to piss the lot of you off I would. But as it so happens the thought grosses me out. Lucky for you guys! I must have chosen that at somepoint....funny I can't remember doing it.

    I invite all of you to prey for my eternal damnation. Have fun with your fucked up sick fantasies of this god free man burning forever.
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    • #32
      Re: My father told me that he's gay.

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      hahahahahahaahhaha


      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      I'm surprised you idiots even know how to use the internet .
      It toke me a while but I soon managed it.

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      Choose to be gay? I don't remember choosing to be straight.
      I choose to be straight. When I see a naked man I do not try to pervert myself with thoughts of him in a sexual manner. A fag (for lack of a better word) chooses to twist their vision to see something 'sexy'.

      Some people have a harder problem with this- the devil is trying really hard to convert them to his side of faggotry (for lack of a better word). They is no such thing as a gay man but just men for are weak and succumb to Satan's desires easily. That's why most gay men are sissies.

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      I couldn't get a hardon for a dude if i had a gun to my head and its certainly not because of my love for some fake deity a bunch of retards came up with 2000 years ago.
      Your run-on sentences and lack of punctuation is making me feel uncomfortable.


      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      If i could i'd piffle a dude right now just to piss the lot of you off I would.
      And you call yourself straight!

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      But as it so happens the thought grosses me out.
      -says something very gay hinting at a lust for men-
      -says that he isn't gay-

      You're sending me mixed messages. Are you coming on to me?

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      Lucky for you guys! I must have chosen that at somepoint....funny I can't remember doing it.
      Either that or you are refusing to admit your sickness.

      Originally posted by playgodplaydead View Post
      I invite all of you to prey for my eternal damnation. Have fun with your piffleed up sick fantasies of this god free man burning forever.
      I will prey that you get rid of your perverted thoughts, find Jesus and love God.

      If not then I will prey you will realize how wrong you were in Hell.

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      • #33
        Re: My father told me that he's gay.

        Hail, puny humans! I am G.O.D., your omnipotent savior! My son, the not-so-successful carpenter, martyred himself for your sins and came back from the dead as a zombie to eat the ungrateful bastards who refused to believe him!

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        • #34
          Re: My father told me that he's gay.

          Originally posted by GoldOilDrugs View Post
          Hail, puny humans! I am G.O.D., your omnipotent savior! My son, the not-so-successful carpenter, martyred himself for your sins and came back from the dead as a zombie to eat the ungrateful bastards who refused to believe him!
          Allo, boring one! I am Mary-Yves! A person from Quebec! Are you trying to be shocking to us?

          Try, harder, silly boy!

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          • #35
            Re: My father told me that he's gay.

            Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!

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            • #36
              Re: My father told me that he's gay.

              Originally posted by GoldOilDrugs View Post
              Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!
              Seeing as you put a period after each letter in G.O.D. it infers a word for each letter.

              Goof On Drugs?

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              • #37
                Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                Beanofhope, I believe your father is playing a joke on you. There's no way he is gay, it's impossible. Just look at the facts! Queers cannot reproduce since men cannot have children. So how do you think you got here?

                Don't feel bad about being tricked. Sometimes I don't always see things right away either!
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                • #38
                  Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                  Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

                  Leviticus 20:13 " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                  Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

                  For a man to lie with another man is clearly an abomination. To commit abomination is to hate God. God visits the iniquity of the fathers on upon the sons. Therefore, your father is going to be punished for his sins and you..well....sorry to say, but you are also most likely a homer and will be punished as well.
                  Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                  Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                  • #39
                    Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                    Originally posted by GoldOilDrugs View Post
                    Fool! You shall fear the awesome wrath of G.O.D.! Whether it be today, or at your second cousin's wedding! You shall see, you shall all see!
                    Oh my! Dear god. I've been busy these past two days and missed you. And now you have been banished. What next? Are you going to steal a starship?
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • #40
                      Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      Beanofhope, I believe your father is playing a joke on you. There's no way he is gay, it's impossible. Just look at the facts! Queers cannot reproduce since men cannot have children. So how do you think you got here?

                      Don't feel bad about being tricked. Sometimes I don't always see things right away either!
                      It's a fact that playing gay and even bisexual is very fashionable these days with teens and the college bound. For this reason my dearly protected homeschooled children will never go to college. My boys will work hard honestly, and my daughter is preparing herself for wifehood and motherhood to a Godly man one day. Anyway, perhaps the OP's father is simply having a midlife crisis and rather than purchasing a sporty car, he decided to play like a teenager. I would watch for unfamiliar teens and boys in your neighborhood, he could be luring them with candy and gameboys. In any case, he is most definitely confused and the adversary has a tight grip on him. But our LORD is stronger than ANY grip Satan can have! Glory Hallelujah! Pray for him without ceasing! Pray with the faith that moves mountains and if you truly have faith in God, He will hear your prayer and be merciful with your father! He will turn your father's gay eyes away from the boys he wants to abuse! A whole new generation of boys in your neighborhood can be spared from becoming faggots themselves if you pray hard and pray with faith that the LORD your God will deliver your father from the clutches of Satan!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #41
                        Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        It's a fact that playing gay and even bisexual is very fashionable these days with teens and the college bound. For this reason my dearly protected homeschooled children will never go to college. My boys will work hard honestly, and my daughter is preparing herself for wifehood and motherhood to a Godly man one day. Anyway, perhaps the OP's father is simply having a midlife crisis and rather than purchasing a sporty car, he decided to play like a teenager. I would watch for unfamiliar teens and boys in your neighborhood, he could be luring them with candy and gameboys. In any case, he is most definitely confused and the adversary has a tight grip on him. But our LORD is stronger than ANY grip Satan can have! Glory Hallelujah! Pray for him without ceasing! Pray with the faith that moves mountains and if you truly have faith in God, He will hear your prayer and be merciful with your father! He will turn your father's gay eyes away from the boys he wants to abuse! A whole new generation of boys in your neighborhood can be spared from becoming faggots themselves if you pray hard and pray with faith that the LORD your God will deliver your father from the clutches of Satan!

                        How sad and disturbed.

                        So many teenagers are treating this sin as a fashion craze. It's madness! They think it is 'sexy' and 'cool' but little do they know that by pretending to be gay will make them vunerable to the pervert thoughts a gay would feel. Their weakness will force them to Hell.

                        It is quite sad- Jesus would be crying if he was as weak as a homer.

                        God bless,
                        Isaac

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                        • #42
                          Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                          How tragic that your father converted to Satanism! However, clearly it's recent, I believe that the mere thought of a blessed union between a man and a woman is enough to make all but the most determined sodomites's twisted genitalia soften, so there's no way he actually conceived you after getting these thoughts. I will pray for your father's immediate salvation, however, according to Leviticus, I'm afraid (well, no I'm not, I'm quite joyful, but it's an expression, you know) that as a Christian, it's my duty to stone your abominable hellbound father to death.
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                          • #43
                            Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                            Originally posted by Beamofhope View Post
                            But I am here to ask for your prayers. I'd like all my christian brothers and sisters to gather with me in a prayer. A prayer for my father to perish in flames right away for turning away from god at the late age of 58, for turning away from God either way. For supporting same-sex marriage. I want all of us to join in prayer and wish him to die as soon as possible!

                            Blessed be the sweet name of our LORD Jesus Christ and our father in heaven with his unconditional love! Amen!
                            I feel very sorry for you Brother; but there is a hard question that we all must ask ourselves in dealing with sinners.

                            Do you feel you did anything to provoke this behaviour? Did you ever bend over in your 'jammies and give your father a good tight view of your buttocks? Did your father ever hold your penis when he was teaching you how to pee and you did nothing to stop him?

                            While I realize that your were most likely a mere child and knew no better; I think you should apologize to Baby Jesus for anything you may have done to induce his queerness. Just to be safe my Brother.

                            Then you will be able to watch you father roast in hell as we all laugh and spit on them at Christ's golden feast table. No long saddy, sad faces up there my friend.

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                            • #44
                              Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                              Originally posted by Beamofhope View Post
                              Brothers & sisters of Christ! Yesterday night was a hard night for me: I happened to find out that my father was a hellbound heathen!

                              He told me that he has been gay his whole life and that he couldn't live a "lie" anymore. I couldn't help but to ask him "What made you turn away from God this late? You had chosen to be straight and now all of a sudden you are a hellbound queer"

                              I know my bible very well that i am to respect my father & not be rebellious Deuteronomy 21:18

                              But i suddenly felt as if the holy spirit entered my body, went all the way into my right hand and smacked my father on the face. Since we must not forget : Leviticus 20:13 Praised be the sweet love of the Lord!

                              But I am here to ask for your prayers. I'd like all my christian brothers and sisters to gather with me in a prayer. A prayer for my father to perish in flames right away for turning away from god at the late age of 58, for turning away from God either way. For supporting same-sex marriage. I want all of us to join in prayer and wish him to die as soon as possible!

                              Blessed be the sweet name of our LORD Jesus Christ and our father in heaven with his unconditional love! Amen!
                              There is nothing wrong with your father. He just decided to stop lying and be true to himself...I cannot imagine a god that would hate a man for that.

                              Would you rather he still be living a lie and essentially keep you in the dark. He is your FATHER and deserves your love and support. Without him you would not have even been born, remember from your precious bible..."Thou shalt honor thy mother and father..." It is repulsive that you wish him to die...what kind of person are you?

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                              • #45
                                Re: My father told me that he's gay.

                                Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post
                                Blah... remember from your precious bible..."Thou shalt honor thy mother and father..." It is repulsive that you wish him to die...what kind of person are you?
                                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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