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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #31
    Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

    Originally posted by ddeckys View Post
    Keep in mind I'm 16. I haven't studied the bible for nearly as long as you guys have, I'm just trying to get by in school at the moment.
    That's no excuse. When I was your age I had the entire KJV Bible committed to memory.

    In Japanese.

    Don't be lazy! Pick up your Bible and READ IT!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • totalycatholic
      Unsaved trash, bead-counting papist
      • Sep 2012
      • 1

      #32
      Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

      You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #33
        Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

        Originally posted by totalycatholic View Post
        You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust...
        Can we get your English teacher on the line for a second opinion?

        ... You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.
        Maybe not, but you can show where it's wrong. So which Scripture has been misquoted here? Where have the True Christians™ misinterpreted the teachings of the Holy Bible?

        Failure to show either of the above will be viewed as your surrender in the face of superior holiness and Bible knowledge.

        edit: hey, look at the clock biab

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #34
          Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

          Originally posted by totalycatholic View Post
          You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.
          Where does it say this?
          sigpic
          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765

            #35
            Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

            Originally posted by totalycatholic View Post
            You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

            A catholic certainly knows about being misguided!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • JenniferRyan
              Unsaved Trash, loud-mouthed feminazi
              • Apr 2012
              • 10

              #36
              Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

              Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane. This poor woman is ILL. Not because she sinned. Just unfortunate happenings, I guess. Yes, it must be God's will, but God created the men who are doctors so that they could help save the lives of others. So, Amy Copeland's treatment shouldn't be stopped. I am so sick of every dumb "bible-thumper" on here who things they're going to make it to heaven by hating on the gays, the ill, and whomever else they have chosen to hate on this site. This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word. If the Lord was on here, he would be ashamed, I assure you. He is an Almighty and loving God who made us all the way we are. He doesn't care if we're gay, straight, or anything like that. As long as we believe in Him and trust in Him, He will always be there. He loves each and every one of us, whether you choose to believe it or not. That is completely up to you. But I believe that God would not want us to judge one another or hate one another. The only one who can truly judge is God Himself. We are not worthy to judge each other. We are not God-like. So, believe what you wish. But someday, I pray, that you all realize that the way that you treat the apparent "Unsaved Trash" on here is absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian. Good day to you all. Praise the Lord and God bless each and every one of you! <3
              John 13:34-35
              "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.”

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #37
                Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                Originally posted by JenniferRyan View Post
                Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane...absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian...
                Every visitor to Landover is encouraged to cite Scripture to support their points. If you feel that anything from the King James Bible has been misquoted or misrepresented, please mention the book, chapter and verse in question. Thanks!

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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318

                  #38
                  Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                  Dear Friend,

                  Originally posted by JenniferRyan View Post
                  This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word.
                  Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians(tm). Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

                  Yours in Him,
                  bab <---- God's Lil' Stickler

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                  • JenniferRyan
                    Unsaved Trash, loud-mouthed feminazi
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 10

                    #39
                    Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                    Dear Friend,



                    Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians™. Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

                    Yours in Him,
                    bab <---- God's Lil' Stickler
                    You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever. But that's okay, live in your fairytale land where being different is evil. The rest of the world will go on living happily knowing that it's okay to be different
                    John 13:34-35
                    "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.”

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                    • Born Again Bob
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2318

                      #40
                      Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                      Dear Friend,

                      Originally posted by JenniferRyan View Post
                      You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever...
                      Your use of the term TrueChristians™ constitutes an unlawful use of the TrueChristians™ trademark. 'TrueChristians™' is a federally registered trademark and use of the variant of the mark in this manner constitutes trademark infringement under federal law.

                      The Lord God in Heaven, and we, his Earthly representatives, have made a substantial investment in developing and implementing the TrueChristians™ mark. As a result of our investment the TrueChristians™ name and trademarks are commonly known by the public and the name and trademarks embody substantial and valuable goodwill. Relief available under the law may include among other things, forfeiture of all assets, statutory damages up to $100,000, and costs and attorneys’ fees.

                      Baby Jesus takes this matter very seriously and we will take appropriate action to protect our interests. Nothing in this letter should be construed as a waiver, relinquishment or election of rights or remedies by the living God, who expressly reserves all rights and remedies under all applicable federal and state laws. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

                      I mean, I'll let the first time slide, but geez...

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #41
                        Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                        Originally posted by JenniferRyan View Post
                        You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever. But that's okay, live in your fairytale land where being different is evil. The rest of the world will go on living happily knowing that it's okay to be different
                        Funny, you didn't bring up that argument the last time you were here, pushing panda porn.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Tracy Gillespie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 2

                          #42
                          Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                          I'm still crossing my fingers, hoping that all of you are being sarcastic. Just in case you are not...here's some Bible verses for you.

                          Ephesians 4:32
                          Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

                          Matthew 7:12
                          So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

                          Galatians 5:21-22
                          But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law.

                          Colossians 3:12
                          Put on, then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness and patience.


                          Honestly...not really seeing a lot of compassion and kindness in this forum.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765

                            #43
                            Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                            Originally posted by Tracy Gillespie View Post
                            Honestly...not really seeing a lot of compassion and kindness in this forum.
                            Welcome to our friendly forums! You'll find nothing but perfectly Biblical compassion and kindness here! For example, I will compassionately and kindly remind you that your Bible of choice is terrible. I don't know what modern, watered-down version of God's Perfect Word you're used to, but around here we use God's Own King James Version. Please do quote from that from now on.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • JenniferRyan
                              Unsaved Trash, loud-mouthed feminazi
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 10

                              #44
                              Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                              Dear Friend,



                              Your use of the term TrueChristians™ constitutes an unlawful use of the TrueChristians™ trademark. 'TrueChristians™' is a federally registered trademark and use of the variant of the mark in this manner constitutes trademark infringement under federal law.

                              The Lord God in Heaven, and we, his Earthly representatives, have made a substantial investment in developing and implementing the TrueChristians™ mark. As a result of our investment the TrueChristians™ name and trademarks are commonly known by the public and the name and trademarks embody substantial and valuable goodwill. Relief available under the law may include among other things, forfeiture of all assets, statutory damages up to $100,000, and costs and attorneys’ fees.

                              Baby Jesus takes this matter very seriously and we will take appropriate action to protect our interests. Nothing in this letter should be construed as a waiver, relinquishment or election of rights or remedies by the living God, who expressly reserves all rights and remedies under all applicable federal and state laws. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

                              I mean, I'll let the first time slide, but geez...

                              Yours in Him,
                              BAB
                              Fine, I used it wrong. Congratulations for revealing that I'm a complete idiot.
                              John 13:34-35
                              "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.”

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                              • Tracy Gillespie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 2

                                #45
                                Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Welcome to our friendly forums! You'll find nothing but perfectly Biblical compassion and kindness here! For example, I will compassionately and kindly remind you that your Bible of choice is terrible. I don't know what modern, watered-down version of God's Perfect Word you're used to, but around here we use God's Own King James Version. Please do quote from that from now on.

                                Oops...sorry

                                Ephesians 4:32
                                And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

                                Matthew 7:12
                                Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

                                Galatians 5:22-23
                                But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

                                Colossians 3:12
                                Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;

                                Is that better?

                                Now, I have to ask, though...why did you say that you were "compassionately" reminding me that my choice of Bible was terrible? The definition of "compassion" is "sympathetic consciousness of others' distress together with a desire to alleviate it". I wasn't distressed by my choice of Bible. You were.

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