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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878
    #1

    Advance Notice for a Prayer

    This is advance notice: Mrs Bathfire has lost her voice. If in, say 3 or 4 weeks, she doesn’t recover it, could you start praying?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

      I'm sorry to hear that, although I suppose it is going to be a little quieter in the Bathfire household for a while. Maybe you can compensate.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
          Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 177
          #3
          Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

          I'm not implying anything, Brother, but why are you asking for prayer about this? I'd enjoy it while it lasts.

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            • Shirlee Phelps-Dodge
              True Christian™ Fishwife
              • Dec 2007
              • 65
              #4
              Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

              Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
              I'm not implying anything, Brother, but why are you asking for prayer about this? I'd enjoy it while it lasts.
              Best be glad you ain't wed to a fine lady like me or Mrs. Bathwater, Dr. Bond. You'd be laughin' out the other side of your mouth, you would!

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                • Robbie
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 30
                  #5
                  Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

                  Call me naive, but what does a woman require a voice for anyway?
                  Always remember His Word:

                  "And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod."

                  Exodus 4:2.

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                    • Justina Thyme
                      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1718
                      #6
                      Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

                      This is obviously the work of the DEMON called Mute. Since loss of vocalization is the only symptom caused by this demon and it is only affecting Mrs. Bathfire, I don't see any pressing need for an exorcism.
                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                       Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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