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  • Advance Notice for a Prayer

    This is advance notice: Mrs Bathfire has lost her voice. If in, say 3 or 4 weeks, she doesn’t recover it, could you start praying?
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    Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

    I'm sorry to hear that, although I suppose it is going to be a little quieter in the Bathfire household for a while. Maybe you can compensate.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

      I'm not implying anything, Brother, but why are you asking for prayer about this? I'd enjoy it while it lasts.

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        Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

        Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
        I'm not implying anything, Brother, but why are you asking for prayer about this? I'd enjoy it while it lasts.
        Best be glad you ain't wed to a fine lady like me or Mrs. Bathwater, Dr. Bond. You'd be laughin' out the other side of your mouth, you would!

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          Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

          Call me naive, but what does a woman require a voice for anyway?
          Always remember His Word:

          "And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod."

          Exodus 4:2.

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            Re: Advance Notice for a Prayer

            This is obviously the work of the DEMON called Mute. Since loss of vocalization is the only symptom caused by this demon and it is only affecting Mrs. Bathfire, I don't see any pressing need for an exorcism.
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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