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  • Sionisx2
    On Probation
    • Feb 2008
    • 191
    #1

    For Landover

    ITT I'd like to thank all of the Senior Pastors, Pastors, Super Moderators and Moderators. If it wasn't for their determination and gratuitous knowledge of The Bible, these forums wouldn't exist as they do today. I'm going to pray tonight, and every other night, that they continue to do such an outstanding job. I pray that I continue to have a better understanding of the Bible and what it means to me, if it weren't for Landover, I'd still be Lutheran, and not even know he was an antisemitic. Jesus is proud of your energy and devotion. Heck, if it weren't for Pastor Zeke, there would be more heathens on here than we could wave a stick at . So, here's to you guys,
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322
      #2
      Re: For Landover

      For a First Sergeant you're not all that bad yourself.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Eugene Hackwith
          Farmer for Christ™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 736
          #3
          Re: For Landover

          God certainly does bless those who watch over Landover, and I would also like to offer them my gratitude.
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322
              #4
              Re: For Landover

              As long as you both dedicate everything you do and say to Christ and the Church then your eternal salvation is assured. Sing thee the praises of the risen Saviour! Praise Jesus!
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718
                  #5
                  Re: For Landover

                  Amen, Brother, and GLORY!
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                   Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: For Landover

                      You guys sure are happy today.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: For Landover

                          Aw shuckins..... thanks.

                          ~~~kicks dirt~~~~
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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22825
                              #8
                              Re: For Landover

                              Each evening, I offer a humble prayer for Landover’s continued success and the happiness of all concerned. You know, I do believe that God always smiles! Praise!
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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