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    For Landover

    ITT I'd like to thank all of the Senior Pastors, Pastors, Super Moderators and Moderators. If it wasn't for their determination and gratuitous knowledge of The Bible, these forums wouldn't exist as they do today. I'm going to pray tonight, and every other night, that they continue to do such an outstanding job. I pray that I continue to have a better understanding of the Bible and what it means to me, if it weren't for Landover, I'd still be Lutheran, and not even know he was an antisemitic. Jesus is proud of your energy and devotion. Heck, if it weren't for Pastor Zeke, there would be more heathens on here than we could wave a stick at . So, here's to you guys,
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    Re: For Landover

    For a First Sergeant you're not all that bad yourself.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      Re: For Landover

      God certainly does bless those who watch over Landover, and I would also like to offer them my gratitude.
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • #4
        Re: For Landover

        As long as you both dedicate everything you do and say to Christ and the Church then your eternal salvation is assured. Sing thee the praises of the risen Saviour! Praise Jesus!
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #5
          Re: For Landover

          Amen, Brother, and GLORY!
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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          • #6
            Re: For Landover

            You guys sure are happy today.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: For Landover

              Aw shuckins..... thanks.

              ~~~kicks dirt~~~~
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              • #8
                Re: For Landover

                Each evening, I offer a humble prayer for Landover’s continued success and the happiness of all concerned. You know, I do believe that God always smiles! Praise!
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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