[Justina Thyme]

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After some research, I have discovered that this unfortunate lad's disgusting, sickening, stomach-turning skin condition is caused by DEMONS:

ACNE - FRANCISCO'S FACE - THE DEVIL LIKES TO MAKE GOD'S BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN UGLY

God is truly wonderful for restoring this young man's face. Francisco, a year 11 student, came to Bible study one lunchtime. His face horrified and disgusted me. Except for his eyes, his neck and face were covered with big pussy pimples. He looked truly revolting. During Bible study I couldn't help but ask if he wanted prayer. Without hesitation he answered, "Yes".

Besides praying for the boy then and there, I asked God for a word of knowledge. (I Corinthians 12:8 "For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit").

Rebuke the pins that Satan has embedded in Francisco's face, through which all the poison is entering. Command that the pins be removed and that the antiseptic of the Lord Jesus Christ fill the gaps. Ask that God siphon all the blood vessels under the skin, which have been poisoned. Ask that God remove the impure blood from the cells and replace it with the perfect blood of Jesus Christ. Ask that God wrap himself around the skin and protect it from all the environment and satanic elements.

The surest way to know that you have prayed correctly is by the results. Within days there was a tremendous improvement in the boy's skin. Three weeks later there wasn't a pimple left on his face, nor were there acne scars. Praise God!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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After some research, I have discovered that this unfortunate lad's disgusting, sickening, stomach-turning skin condition is caused by DEMONS:

Well sister Justina, if I hadn't read it, I wouldn't have thought it probable that God would perform a miracle and cure zits by driving out DEMONS. It just goes to show that He sees and hears everything and that, as befits The Lord of Hosts, His example of His power is modest and effective. An example for us all - nothing is too small that it qualifies as too small to count.

[Sister Noddy]

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It just goes to show that He sees and hears everything and that, as befits The Lord of Hosts, His example of His power is modest and effective. An example for us all - nothing is too small that it qualifies as too small to count.

GLORY BE TO GOD! For it is written ...

Acts 19:12 So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them ...

Let that be a lesson to pimple boy! Praise!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brothers and Sisters, I'm not entirely sorry to say that I've not had any contact with Andrew (or, as he likes to be known, PimplePee-PeeZilla) for several weeks now. It seems his humiliation at having his lies exposed has driven him into hiding.

For some time, I suspected he might have taken a new name (Vayhr of the Warhost), as pretending to be a zit-free and muscular fantasy role-play game character would seem very attractive to a flabby and blemished person of his extraordinarily limited appeal. The ranting and vulgarity seemed to confirm that it was he, but eventually I saw that Miss Talitha has actually hired this Vayhr (also known as Clarence?) to do some sewing for her. Andrew could no more sew a button with his fat fingers than he could type a coherent sentence, so I'm reasonably sure (about 85% certain) he didn't run off to Freehold.

Mr. and Mrs. Watkins are worried sick, and are asking for prayers. They fear that any day now, they will receive news that Andrew has died in a horrible wreck which damages Mrs. Watkins' prized 1986 Honda Accord (which he took with him), or worse, that he is coming back to live in their basement again. Their dear poodle, Miss Wiggles, is just beginning to relax around young males instead of cowering and baring her teeth; they think Andrew's absence may be somehow related.



Miss Wiggles greeting Andrew back in January.

Please join me in praying that Andrew finds a good homeless shelter where he can hear the Good News about Jesus. Perhaps he could stay at a YMCA and get some exercise, learn some job skills, and be freed of his chronic masturbation and bedwetting problems. Some virile young men could become role models for him! Eventually, enough wet-towel-snappings in the locker room might help encourage him to diet, and he might no longer be the porked-up, jiggling untapped source of biodiesel he is today.

I hold out little hope that he could ever be Saved(c), but every day I see new miracles and know that nothing is beyond our Lord!

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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Miss D, I'm sorry to report that Andrew's attraction to men of the cloth is not limited to Pastor Ezekiel. This is the continuation of what I thought to be a meaningless aberration.

During a church youth "lock-in", Andrew insisted on following certain male church leaders into the restroom and making inappropriate comments. Since he had a girlfriend, we thought this to simply be youthful curiosity. We sat him down and had a long talk, and prayed that the Lord would relieve him of his desire to be dominated by older men. He thanked us for helping him, and said he was looking forward to marrying his girlfriend someday.

He did get engaged to Helena some time ago. She was a lovely girl -- lovely in spirit, that is. Her appearance may have been a bit unfortunate, but she loved him in spite of his, shall we say, "shortcomings". We'd counseled her on what to do if his "tendencies" resurfaced, and she was very accepting of her duties as a Christian wife to ensure that her husband stayed on the straight and narrow. Emphasis on the "straight".

Helena was taken home by Jesus a couple of months ago following an automobile accident. She was killed instantly, and suffered no pain. Unfortunately, Andrew has not been able to accept her death, and has been acting out in bizarre ways. He pretends she is still alive, for example, and has begun listening to Emo bands.

As I've said elsewhere, I'm at my wit's end with this boy. I do hope you good folk can help him find his way back to Jesus!

Imposter, First off there was no woman named Helena, Second, You have been exposed as a fraud. Expect a lawsuit from the real Reverend Mark J Rodimer for impersonation. Third, I sincerely hope you pay for imitating a great man like Reverend Mark J Rodimer.

[Walter Brimstone]

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"Expect a lawsuit from the real Reverend Mark J Rodimer for impersonation."

Are you that much of a moron, Mr. Pimples? How can the good Rev Rodimer give a lawsuit to himself? I mean does anyone, besides me, see something wrong with this picture?

"Third, I sincerely hope you pay for imitating a great man like Reverend Mark J Rodimer."

On the Contrary, it is you who will pay for spreading your heathen lies about the good Reverend. I don't know how you got your imagination running as wild as you, but, you obviously have nothing better to do than to threaten people with your phony lawsuits and show off your homer ways! hell is very much in your future, friend, unless you apologize to Jesus and the good Reverend. Just remember, you fall under the Revelation 21:8 category and I do hope you will heed this well.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

[Docter Orange Julius]

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"Expect a lawsuit from the real Reverend Mark J Rodimer for impersonation."

Are you that much of a mormon, Mr. Pimples? How can the good Rev Rodimer give a lawsuit to himself? I mean does anyone, besides me, see something wrong with this picture?

"Third, I sincerely hope you pay for imitating a great man like Reverend Mark J Rodimer."

On the Contrary, it is you who will pay for spreading your heathen lies about the good Reverend. I don't know how you got your imagination running as wild as you, but, you obviously have nothing better to do than to threaten people with your phony lawsuits and show off your homer ways! hell is very much in your future, friend, unless you apologize to Jesus and the good Reverend. Just remember, you fall under the Revelation 21:8 category and I do hope you will heed this well.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Mr Bumstone, you truly believe that a man such as ANdrew is lying about what fate lies ahead for the Judas that is Mark Judas Rodimer? I am afraid not. As he has been banished from our church for spreading lies and accusations against Andrew. Mr Bumstone if you continue to follow these sheep. than you will be forsaken.

[Walter Brimstone]

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Doc,

First off, Andrew, like yourself, are both scum for making a mockery of the good Reverend Rodimer. Second, the only thing I see that lies in store for a Godly man like the Rev. Rodimer is a trip to Heaven to sing with the rest of the True Christians™. As Far as me, you don't have the authority to tell me whom I may or may not take up with. You have enough to worry about from the True Christians™ on this board & Jesus when it comes time for your sorry carcas to become satan's playtoy.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Mr Bumstone, you truly believe that a man such as ANdrew is lying about what fate lies ahead for the Judas that is Mark Judas Rodimer? I am afraid not. As he has been banished from our church for spreading lies and accusations against Andrew. Mr Bumstone if you continue to follow these sheep. than you will be forsaken.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Imposter, First off there was no woman named Helena, Second, You have been exposed as a fraud. Expect a lawsuit from the real Reverend Mark J Rodimer for impersonation. Third, I sincerely hope you pay for imitating a great man like Reverend Mark J Rodimer.

How exactly would I sue myself?

Your continual lying is very disturbing. Why can you not accept the consequences for your behaviors?

I agree that I am a great man, but I really should have cast you out of the church back when you were 12, and I caught you in the baptismal chamber with that Cathoholic crucifix in one hand and your tallywhacker in the other.

Mr Bumstone, you truly believe that a man such as ANdrew is lying about what fate lies ahead for the Judas that is Mark Judas Rodimer? I am afraid not. As he has been banished from our church for spreading lies and accusations against Andrew. Mr Bumstone if you continue to follow these sheep. than you will be forsaken.

I see Andrew has recruited one of his semi-retarded drug addict friends to type out a few lies and threats against the Godly Mr. Brimstone.

Mr. Brimstone, I hope you take this "Docter" and his threats with the half-grain of salt they merit, and I thank you for your support in this most trying time.

[Walter Brimstone]

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Rev. Rodimer,

These two don't even rate half a grain. As far as this so called "docter" goes, all his loud noise is just that, loud noise. Both have already made one way reservations on the "hellbound heathen express," so for me to even give their threats any creedence would be foolish.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

How exactly would I sue myself?

Your continual lying is very disturbing. Why can you not accept the consequences for your behaviors?

I agree that I am a great man, but I really should have cast you out of the church back when you were 12, and I caught you in the baptismal chamber with that Cathoholic crucifix in one hand and your tallywhacker in the other.

I see Andrew has recruited one of his semi-retarded drug addict friends to type out a few lies and threats against the Godly Mr. Brimstone.

Mr. Brimstone, I hope you take this "Docter" and his threats with the half-grain of salt they merit, and I thank you for your support in this most trying time.

[Docter Orange Julius]

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How exactly would I sue myself?

Your continual lying is very disturbing. Why can you not accept the consequences for your behaviors?

I agree that I am a great man, but I really should have cast you out of the church back when you were 12, and I caught you in the baptismal chamber with that Cathoholic crucifix in one hand and your tallywhacker in the other.

I see Andrew has recruited one of his semi-retarded drug addict friends to type out a few lies and threats against the Godly Mr. Brimstone.

Mr. Brimstone, I hope you take this "Docter" and his threats with the half-grain of salt they merit, and I thank you for your support in this most trying time.

Listen, I'm a fake, I have no business spreading lies against Landover Baptist or its members. I am a phony. Everyone knows that I spread lies about people. Thats my job. So do yourself a favor and stop listening to me. I am Drew-zilla's personal bitch.

[JennyD]

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Listen, I'm a fake, I have no business spreading lies against Landover Baptist or its members. I am a phony. Everyone knows that I spread lies about people. Thats my job. So do yourself a favor and stop listening to me. I am Drew-zilla's personal bitch.

Finally, Orangina tells the truth!

[Walter Brimstone]

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Don't tell us, Tell Jesus. Right now we're the least of your worries. If I were you, I would be praying like you've never prayed before how sorry you are for saying your lies. This is a serious time for you and you better hope Jesus doesn't strike you dead.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Listen, I'm a fake, I have no business spreading lies against Landover Baptist or its members. I am a phony. Everyone knows that I spread lies about people. Thats my job. So do yourself a favor and stop listening to me. I am Drew-zilla's personal bitch.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Andrew continues to make up new "sock puppets" to play with, and has even created a female character, Miss Millie Slade. I explained the perverse genesis of this character here.

Please join me in praying that Andrew will someday realize that telling lies -- pretending to be people he isn't, and even claiming that I am DEAD -- only makes him look the fool, and drives him farther from Jesus.