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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #1

    Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

    Brothers and others, please join me in praying that this confused young man, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, rejects the false religion of Muslim moon worship immediately. Let us also pray that he opens his soul to Jesus, admits that God brought Him back to life, and accepts Him as his Lord and Saviour.


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    If he does this before he is cut down in a hail of gunfire, God will accept him in heaven with open arms. He needs to make sure he does this by saying it out loud as it states in the verse below.

    That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
    Romans 10:9





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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terroist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

    Typical Godless commie. We should of taken all of them out when Regan 'Pantsed' Gorbachev. The It would of simply enlarge Palin's backyard.

    No doubt this is backed by Putin (even sounds like spit). Seal Team 6, we need you, led by Rev. Osborne and Pastor Ezekiel!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #3
      Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

      Jesus will send him to heaven if he only repents and accepts Jesus into his heart.

      Likewise, Jesus will cure the amputations of the victims, so long as they pray correctly. He is truly merciful. Shout Glory!!
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • Paul Ellis Rushdie
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2013
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

        ***RETARDED SCRIBBLING REMOVED***
        Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 04-20-2013, 12:05 AM. Reason: removal of scribbles
        No Gooks or Sand Monkies

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

          Originally posted by Paul Ellis Rushdie View Post
          ***RETARDED SCRIBBLING REMOVED***

          Haters gonna hate.

          Jesus talked about how not to do this. Why can't you just follow His word exactly and to the letter?

          He died for you for THREE DAYS! Can't you respect that? Or do you hate the one guy in ever who can Save™ our souls?

          I shall pray for you.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12993

            #6
            Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
            Brothers and others, please join me in praying that this confused young man, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, rejects the false religion of Muslim moon worship immediately. Let us also pray that he opens his soul to Jesus, admits that God brought Him back to life, and accepts Him as his Lord and Saviour.
            I pray with you, Professor. After all, he is a Caucasian - it would be so sad to lose his soul to the Devil
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

              He looks jewish.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12993

                #8
                Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                He looks jewish.

                You know, that was actually the first thing I thought when I saw that blurry profile picture that was on the news yesterday.... well, only his mother knows the truth
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                Comment

                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                  My prayers of Matthew have been answered:
                  Matthew 24:1-51

                  24 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.
                  2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
                  3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
                  4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
                  5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
                  6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
                  7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
                  8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.
                  9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
                  10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
                  11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
                  12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
                  13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
                  14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
                  15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand
                  16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
                  17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
                  18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
                  19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
                  20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
                  21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
                  22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
                  23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
                  24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
                  25 Behold, I have told you before.
                  26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
                  27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
                  28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
                  29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
                  30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
                  31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
                  32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
                  33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.
                  34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
                  35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
                  36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
                  37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
                  38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
                  39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
                  40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
                  41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
                  42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
                  43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
                  44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
                  45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
                  46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
                  47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
                  48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
                  49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
                  50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
                  51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Holly Graham
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 348

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                    PTL. He has been captured. Do we have a delegation going there to make sure he converts to Christianity before he is sodomized in prison? I hope our Godly men are heading to Boston, now.

                    God bless the Christian police officers.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12993

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                      Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                      PTL. He has been captured. Do we have a delegation going there to make sure he converts to Christianity before he is sodomized in prison? I hope our Godly men are heading to Boston, now.

                      God bless the Christian police officers.

                      Amen, Sister
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                      Comment

                      • Pastor Ed Lowman
                        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                        Always kind and loving
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 1838

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                        I definitely will include him in my prayers tonight. It would be so nice if this misled young man could accept Christ into his heart before being ushered off to meet his Maker. Perhaps he will call for a minister before long.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                          Brothers and sisters, I've just come from the vodka-loving islamofascist's hospital room. If I'm any judge of blood-curdling screams, that boy has begged Jesus to forgive him of his sins! Praise JESUS!!






                          Christ, I am better than I thought!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2356

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                            Amen!

                            The next step is to set him free, after all since Jesus has forgiven him the Big Government should have no right to imprison him. Jesus knows better than the government of a Godless state where gay "marriage" is legal.

                            I demand that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is set free immediately!

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                            • ExGay Alex
                              Helping boys become upright model citizens
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2008
                              • 1295

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for Boston Bombing Islamic Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to Accept Jesus.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Brothers and sisters, I've just come from the vodka-loving islamofascist's hospital room. If I'm any judge of blood-curdling screams, that boy has begged Jesus to forgive him of his sins! Praise JESUS!!






                              Christ, I am better than I thought!
                              I am impressed! I would love to minister to that young man.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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