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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12575

    #1

    Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

    Friends, we all owe Harold Camping so much. In his radio ministry, he predicted the date of second coming three times. Each time, millions were scared and came to Jesus.

    His listeners stopped sending money when the third date did not bring the end. What short sightedness! If he nails the next prediction he will be right at .250, a batting average pro baseball players get a million a year for. Why would we not stick with him when the potential is so great?

    I sent Harold a contribution today and am praying for his success. I hope you will do the same.

    Recent reports indicate that the California-based Christian radio network Family Radio, run by evangelist Harold Camping, may be facing dire economic straits, as seen by public tax documents and ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Friends, we all owe Harold Camping so much. In his radio ministry, he predicted the date of second coming three times. Each time, millions were scared and came to Jesus.

    His listeners stopped sending money when the third date did not bring the end. What short sightedness! If he nails the next prediction he will be right at .250, a batting average pro baseball players get a million a year for. Why would we not stick with him when the potential is so great?

    I sent Harold a contribution today and am praying for his success. I hope you will do the same.

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/ha...ic-woes-95808/
    Perhaps someone from LBC should take over his show. Our predictions have always been 100% accurate.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12575

      #3
      Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      Perhaps someone from LBC should take over his show. Our predictions have always been 100% accurate.
      Great observation, Brother Godfly. I reviewed our Pastors' predictions and can't find one that was wrong. Under Pastor Zeke's leadership, they don't miss.

      If Jesus ever calls Harold home, maybe that will be the opening to take over the radio ministry.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #4
        Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

        Old Harold has lost none of his faith, and why should he?

        In cases like this, I recall the Book Of Job and think that the wager between God and Satan must be a regular Friday night thing. There's no reason why it shouldn't be and it would explain much.

        I wouldn't be at all surprised if Harold's family were obliterated, his cattle beset with the plague and his children taken into the arms of Jesus before this is all over.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Old Harold has lost none of his faith, and why should he?

          In cases like this, I recall the Book Of Job and think that the wager between God and Satan must be a regular Friday night thing. There's no reason why it shouldn't be and it would explain much.

          I wouldn't be at all surprised if Harold's family were obliterated, his cattle beset with the plague and his children taken into the arms of Jesus before this is all over.
          Amen, brother. And don't you just know that he'll laugh and Praise Jesus all the more for it. He might be squatting in a ditch pushing wild berries up his nose, but Brother Harold won't lose his love for Christ.

          He's an example for all good Christians.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6312

            #6
            Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

            Anyone who's read the Bible and watches the nightly news (or, even better, CNN news) knows that the End Times are here. Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, wars, false prophets, atheism, Jews causing trouble--all of these are sure prophetic signs that Jesus is about to return and reclaim his Kingdom. Brother Camping was off just a little bit in his timing, and now he's being persecuted for it.

            Sometimes it's not easy being a Christian--but we'll have the last laugh in a few years when we get raptured out and all of the naysayers and skeptics are left behind!
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • digitalorganchimes
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2013
              • 1

              #7
              Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

              wow, is this what being a baptist is all about ?

              would Jesus laugh at this man and make sarcastic remarks about him

              Camping was a great bible teach in the 80s. his show reached millions and through the grace of Jesus saved millions

              the man obviously went crazy or senile does that mean we kick him when he's down?

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                Originally posted by digitalorganchimes View Post
                wow, is this what being a baptist is all about ?

                would Jesus laugh at this man and make sarcastic remarks about him

                Camping was a great bible teach in the 80s. his show reached millions and through the grace of Jesus saved millions

                the man obviously went crazy or senile does that mean we kick him when he's down?
                What are you talking about? Praising a man of faith is suddenly verboten, now?

                Wake up, young lady.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12575

                  #9
                  Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                  Originally posted by digitalorganchimes View Post
                  wow, is this what being a baptist is all about ?

                  would Jesus laugh at this man and make sarcastic remarks about him
                  This is what Baptists are all about: Landover Baptists are going to heaven and we know who else is and who is not. Harold Camping will be there.

                  We know also Jesus loves Harold. That's why we are praying for his ministry.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22368

                    #10
                    Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                    I have to admit the modern technology of the transistor radio still baffles me. But it allowed me to listen to the Biblical wisdom of Harold Camping over and over again helping me to become a better Christian and a better American. So I am grateful God gave us the transistor radio. Especially since they keep making those letters smaller and smaller making the newspaper harder and harder to read.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Ex-soccer player
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 285

                      #11
                      Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                      It is obvious that the end time is near, but isn't it biblically wrong to issue an apocalypse date? What is the True Christian standpoint on this?

                      Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. - Matthew 25:13

                      But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is. - Mark 13:32-33

                      But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. - Matthew 24:36

                      For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night. - 1 Thessalonians 5:2
                      Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12575

                        #12
                        Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                        Originally posted by Ex-soccer player View Post
                        It is obvious that the end time is near, but isn't it biblically wrong to issue an apocalypse date? What is the True Christian standpoint on this?
                        I'm just a politician, not a theologian. You are correct we are not to predict an hour and day that Jesus' will return to Freehold for those of us at Landover Baptist.

                        I see it in this way. Prediction of the end and recognizing the end as it is arriving are two different things. If you are on a road trip you cannot predict the minute when you will walk into your home. But, once you are on your home street with your house in site, you are no longer predicting the time of arrival, you are in the process of arriving.

                        Our close friend, Harold, is closing in on this concept of the arrival. We need his radio program so we can learn from him the signs that arrival is happening.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Fred Ettish
                          Unsaved trash, Portoguise gypsy
                          Under Investigation
                          • May 2013
                          • 19

                          #13
                          Re: Pray Harold Camping's Radio Ministry Survives.

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          I have to admit the modern technology of the transistor radio still baffles me. But it allowed me to listen to the Biblical wisdom of Harold Camping over and over again helping me to become a better Christian and a better American. So I am grateful God gave us the transistor radio. Especially since they keep making those letters smaller and smaller making the newspaper harder and harder to read.

                          I am torn on radio being a gift from God almighty himself. I listened to years of Coast to Coast AM and am truly worried that Satan has been and is pushing his RINO agenda through this show. It's gotten better with George Noorey, though, he doesnt question anything as a meek man of faith SHOULD be. It's that jew-loving, chink-screwing fake conservative Art Bell I cant stand. I still listen to his archived shows but it is only to measure the amount of heresy and double talk he spouts. Got I hate libruls so bad, especially when they call themselves conservatives those lying vipers sons of moloch!!!
                          Ezekiel 23:19-20:
                          "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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