PRAY we can abort retarded babies (!!!)

[Mistress Cookie]

I am very worried about the baby Mrs. Chiselwick over on the East Side (by Mission Creek) is going to deliver next month. I hear there's been a lot of "complications", and they also say her doctor's ordered her completely to bed for the "final push" / trimester.

I'm so worried. .Is there any Biblical precedent for abortion that I can bring to her attention? I swear to God™ if I have to see some maimed little slug sliming it's way around town, I will just LOSE IT. I am sorry but I am just revolted by those deformed critters and my nerves just can't handle it right now.

I know we do so much work with the Right to Life Movement....but on the other hand, does God™ really want the rest of us innocent bystanders burdened with viewing these messes?

I am so torn on this! .I just want everything to be easier for everyone.

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[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Wasn't there a referendum called Righteous Relocation that passed in Freehold some years ago? I seem to remember when someone on Apostle's Park Court had one of those tests where they draw the amnesiotic fluid from the woman's navulum.

When it was discovered that the infant was other than perfect, the pastors and citizens quickly had a vote that made funds available to quickly and quietly relocate so that the spiritual purity and genetic grace of the town was fully preserved.

Sister Mary, I know that you are completely against abortion and surely you can help guide Sister Cookie about this referendum. It was way before I began reading the newspapers there.

Lovingly and with compassion for Sister Cookie's weak stomach,
NRL

[llehninrub]

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You should hope there is no god because if there is you will be going to hell.

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[Zechariah Smyth]

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You should hope there is no god because if there is you will be going to hell.

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[James Hutchins]

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Well, God does not want us to kill babies. It is ok if He kills them, in fact, we are fortunate if a female delivers a dead baby.
As everyone knows, a deformed baby is a punishment, enslaving a mother for the balance of her life in the care, cleaning and feeding of the 'Jesus's little punishment' (as he call them here at the Hutchins house). A dead baby is a personal message from Jesus (how fortunate, God is speaking directly to YOU) warning that God is displeased with you. A female now has to realize the time she was pregnant was a waste of time and suffer the shame of failure until she can be with child again.
A healthy baby is a good baby. I have found, it good to cull out the weak ones. This is done by heavy manual labor of the mother. Squatting, picking up livestock, throwing bales of hay to the loft to strengthen her back all promote a strong baby.
My wife, Mrs. Hutchins has never delivered a deformed baby, only healthy, non-queer ones. She has been punished a few times by God and appears to of learned the lesson He was say personally just to her. We save the stillborn babies in jars on the mantle as a reminder to the entire family the God is in charge. By His Good Grace, my kids know they are not in jars.

[Basilissa]

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I am very worried about the baby Mrs. Chiselwick over on the East Side (by Mission Creek) is going to deliver next month. I hear there's been a lot of "complications", and they also say her doctor's ordered her completely to bed for the "final push" / trimester.

I'm so worried. .Is there any Biblical precedent for abortion that I can bring to her attention? I swear to God™ if I have to see some maimed little slug sliming it's way around town, I will just LOSE IT. I am sorry but I am just revolted by those deformed critters and my nerves just can't handle it right now.

I know we do so much work with the Right to Life Movement....but on the other hand, does God™ really want the rest of us innocent bystanders burdened with viewing these messes?

I am so torn on this! .I just want everything to be easier for everyone.

Dear Sister,

Since Brother James has already established that the pregnant woman is a Hellbound heathen, Hosea 13:16 calls for a simple solution:

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

This solves two problems at once, prevents a cripple from being born and sends a heathen woman where she belongs anyway.

[James Hutchins]

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Dear Sister,

Since Brother James has already established that the pregnant woman is a Hellbound heathen, Hosea 13:16 calls for a simple solution:

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

This solves two problems at once, prevents a cripple from being born and sends a heathen woman where she belongs anyway.

I have found, a good mule kick to the gut works wonders when a female is with a demon infested child. If God decides the baby is bad, the mule will kick the female right where the baby is sucking the life from her. If the baby is good, the kick will miss the baby. If it just hits the female on the hip, it is penance for some sin she has committed and not repented for. If the woman is pure, the kick will miss her entirely.
We must put our faith in God. If we do not, how can He have faith in us?

Isaiah 1:1-31
1 The vision of Isaiah the son of Amoz, which he saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem in the days of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah.
2 Hear, O heavens, and give ear, O earth: for the Lord hath spoken, I have nourished and brought up children, and they have rebelled against me.
3 The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib: but Israel doth not know, my people doth not consider.
4 Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the Lord, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward.
5 Why should ye be stricken any more? ye will revolt more and more: the whole head is sick, and the whole heart faint.
6 From the sole of the foot even unto the head there is no soundness in it; but wounds, and bruises, and putrifying sores: they have not been closed, neither bound up, neither mollified with ointment.
7 Your country is desolate, your cities are burned with fire: your land, strangers devour it in your presence, and it is desolate, as overthrown by strangers.
8 And the daughter of Zion is left as a cottage in a vineyard, as a lodge in a garden of cucumbers, as a besieged city.
9 Except the Lord of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we should have been as Sodom, and we should have been like unto Gomorrah.
10 Hear the word of the Lord, ye rulers of Sodom; give ear unto the law of our God, ye people of Gomorrah.
11 To what purpose is the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the Lord: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats.
12 When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts?
13 Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
14 Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear them.
15 And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood.
16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;
17 Learn to do well; seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow.
18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:
20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.
21 How is the faithful city become an harlot! it was full of judgment; righteousness lodged in it; but now murderers.
22 Thy silver is become dross, thy wine mixed with water:
23 Thy princes are rebellious, and companions of thieves: every one loveth gifts, and followeth after rewards: they judge not the fatherless, neither doth the cause of the widow come unto them.
24 Therefore saith the Lord, the Lord of hosts, the mighty One of Israel, Ah, I will ease me of mine adversaries, and avenge me of mine enemies:
25 And I will turn my hand upon thee, and purely purge away thy dross, and take away all thy tin:
26 And I will restore thy judges as at the first, and thy counsellors as at the beginning: afterward thou shalt be called, The city of righteousness, the faithful city.
27 Zion shall be redeemed with judgment, and her converts with righteousness.
28 And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the Lord shall be consumed.
29 For they shall be ashamed of the oaks which ye have desired, and ye shall be confounded for the gardens that ye have chosen.
30 For ye shall be as an oak whose leaf fadeth, and as a garden that hath no water.
31 And the strong shall be as tow, and the maker of it as a spark, and they shall both burn together, and none shall quench them.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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Say, that looks just like my half cousin Bubba when he was a youngin!