[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry

Morton!

I pray for you! I have not seen you on this forum for a long time. I am afraid You are having the same Faith which Jesus has

Joos must be angry to You, because I believe You have almost found Christ.

But if You have already been crucified, it makes me feel sorry for You. Because you are not yet a True Christian, it means highway to for You.

My prayers and thoughts are with you.

[Morton Weinstein]

Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry

Morton!

I pray for you! I have not seen you on this forum for a long time. I am afraid You are having the same Faith which Jesus has

Joos must be angry to You, because I believe You have almost found Christ.

But if You have already been crucified, it makes me feel sorry for You. Because you are not yet a True Christian, it means highway to for You.

My prayers and thoughts are with you.

I have, indeed, accepted Jesus as the true Messiah, and my soul is well with the King of Kings, my Savior! I appreciate your prayers and concern. Malachi, my best friend, and I are now sharing the good news of Christ's love with our other Jewish friends and their families. We were given hundreds of tracts to distribute at the Jewish center (from which I was recently fired). Our own families are disappointed and have disowned us but I think eventually God will soften their hearts as we continue to witness of His love, His truth, His salvation, and the temperature of Hell that awaits them if they continue to spit in His precious face.

I have requested a change in my college major and told the dean that if my request means I have to take a lot of courses over, I will simply go to another school that is based in Christian morals and principles: Liberty University! I have begun seeking a wife. There is a 17 year old lady at the Baptist church where I found Jesus - she will soon be 18 - and my only concern is her willingness to have as many sons as I choose to have. She wants only 2 children and has a preference for daughters.

Perhaps I could find someone among the congregation of Landover, but I don't see many responses to my ad.

I still trust in God and His ability to send me the perfect spouse. I just must continue to have faith and be patient.

Morton

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I have, indeed, accepted Jesus as the true Messiah, and my soul is well with the King of Kings, my Savior!

There is a 17 year old lady at the Baptist church where I found Jesus - she will soon be 18 - and my only concern is her willingness to have as many sons as I choose to have. She wants only 2 children and has a preference for daughters.

Perhaps I could find someone among the congregation of Landover, but I don't see many responses to my ad.

I still trust in God and His ability to send me the perfect spouse. I just must continue to have faith and be patient.

Morton

I am so happy to hear You are ok!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!
And GREAT NEWS!!!
It is so valuable that You spread the word of to those joos 1 John 2:23

Maybe you should not listen to that girls opinions too much - if you want, just marry her. If you then have problems, you find help through this forum, or if there is no answer to be found, I am sure the most honourable Cranky Old Man will give you good advice!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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And just BTW...I think he's over the age of 12. I hope that cools your ardor

What a great zinger, Mistress C. I think you have just sent Father Maurice back up to the cloistered monastery where he will hide for a long time.

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry

Brothers and Sisters,

I want to apologize for killing your Savior and request your prayers that I can accept Him as Messiah one day soon. I am diligently studying scripture; it seems to point directly to Christ as the Son of Man and the Son of God, sent to die for a couple days so that all of creation could glorify the Father and our 8 ounce souls could rule and reign with Him forever and ever and ever and ever while we sing songs and play Uno. (Sorry, I made that last part up because I love Uno and I cannot imagine Heaven without Malachi and I playing a few hands each day)

So, once again - so sorry for the crucifixion and for bad movies like The Holocaust. It is my fault and I accept it with contrition and repentance.

Your friend,
Morton

PS: Sorry for Joan Rivers, too.

There is no forgiveness possible for Joan Rivers. Though at least she has the grace t not be fat.

But you circumcised types need to remind your wimminfolk of the wise words of Paul.

1 Corinthians 14:34

King James Version (KJV)

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

And tbh, Ms Rivers should just totes shut it everywhere.


She is truly of the

[Mother Of Seven]

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Sister, where have you been for the last 2 years? Welcome back, anyway

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Speaking of Where Is, Where is Mr. Weinstein? Has the Jewish community sent a golem after him for his rejecting his demonic religion?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry

Speaking of Where Is, Where is Mr. Weinstein? Has the Jewish community sent a golem after him for his rejecting his demonic religion?

Good question, Sister E. I've wondered myself.

I think rabbis are under strict orders to haul away those Jews who have found Jesus. When one Jew realizes how guilty they are for killing Jesus, the entire faith knows it must become defensive. Heavy is the feeling of guilt.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Speaking of Where Is, Where is Mr. Weinstein? Has the Jewish community sent a golem after him for his rejecting his demonic religion?

Few weeks ago I was very worried about him, but he answered and everything was ok. However he has been on my prayer list since that. I was (and still am) afraid that joos are going to crucify him. Also catlicks (new pope was just in news hugging joos) are a real threat to him, as this video proves, they do crucifixions even nowadays!

http://on.rt.com/lcdgy2

[Mother Of Seven]

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There aren't many honest Joos are there? Just another trying one trying to weasel his way into the confidence of True Christians(tm) no doubt with some scheme to benefit himself. If he were genuine, he would have still been hanging around. Best to just forget these types.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I am praying for you. I pray that you will truly find Christ and please read your :Bible:. Here are some helpful verses. Acts 2:37-39, Mark 16:16, and Psalm 19:6. Pray, read your Bible, and pray. Repeat.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Dear Mr. Diamond merchant:


I axept your apology. So does Jesus.



Pastor Jerome

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry

Brothers and Sisters,

I want to apologize for killing your Savior and request your prayers that I can accept Him as Messiah one day soon. I am diligently studying scripture; it seems to point directly to Christ as the Son of Man and the Son of God, sent to die for a couple days so that all of creation could glorify the Father and our 8 ounce souls could rule and reign with Him forever and ever and ever and ever while we sing songs and play Uno. (Sorry, I made that last part up because I love Uno and I cannot imagine Heaven without Malachi and I playing a few hands each day)

So, once again - so sorry for the crucifixion and for bad movies like The Holocaust. It is my fault and I accept it with contrition and repentance.

Your friend,
Morton

PS: Sorry for Joan Rivers, too.

It is so wonderful that you are repenting! Praise Jesus! You are in my prayers.

[Titus Templeton]

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Do you Jews believe in golems?

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Speaking of Where Is, Where is Mr. Weinstein? Has the Jewish community sent a golem after him for his rejecting his demonic religion?

I can't be sure, but I thought I spotted him in the parking lot of Temple *____* near my house last Saturday. If it was him, I'm sure it was to attend a wedding or bar mitzvah and not a regular Saturday service. Now that he has rejected his joodom and accepted Jesus, he would never do that. Right?