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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

    Oh my! Just a PRAISE REPORT! I am just BATHING in the SPIRIT here!

    Oh Jesus is so faithful! He is SO FAITHFUL! If you pray to Him, He WILL answer! Oh it may look like He's not, but His answers are forthcoming, even if it doesn't look like it to our human minds. Never doubt His faithfulness!

    My name is Mary Etheldreda and I am a Witness Jesus Christ is Real and I Love Him So Much because He First Loved Me!!! He gave me a brand new life and I am eternally grateful! He guides us into All Truth if we but trust Him and love Him and obey Him first. The Truth will set you free of your Sins. Look to the Truth and be Free like I am!

    I love you Lord! How I could sing of Your Love for all eternity and I cannot stop for any earthly reason. My Spirit is a witness to Your Love. Let me be Your Hands and Feet, Lord. Let me be the Living Vessel that contains You. Let me be the exoskeleton in human skin to Your Perfect Soul! Let people look at me and see Your Face, a Face of Perfect Love! Until the very end I now commit myself to You fully. I serve only One Master and He is the Creator of ALL!!! I’m a Daughter of the King of Kings!!!

    Thank you for creating me and blessing me! Thank you for temporarily suffering upon the Cross so that I may never suffer in Hell like Jews and Homosexuals and Girl Scouts and all those who reject You. May the name of Christ be lifted up as I sing HOLY, HOLY, HOLY!!! I Praise Jesus for my child-like trust and faith in THE LOVING FATHER of ALL CREATION!!! Let us sing along with the millions of angels now praising Your HOLY NAME!!! Am I crazy? Maybe… But I’m crazy in LOVE!!!






    Soaking In Glory!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293
      #2
      Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

      That is very beautiful, Mrs Etheldreda.
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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12993
          #3
          Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          That is very beautiful, Mrs Etheldreda.
          I agree, Mr. Farmer.

          What a beautiful prayer, and what a beautiful picture, too - all that Love of Jesus dripping like honey onto the face and hair of the true believer...

          Praise !!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Jim Farmer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 2293
              #4
              Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              I agree, Mr. Farmer.

              What a beautiful prayer, and what a beautiful picture, too - all that Love of Jesus dripping like honey onto the face and hair of the true believer...

              Praise !!
              You'd never wash your hair again, would you? Even if Jesus' love was sticky and matted your hair.
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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12993
                  #5
                  Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                  Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                  You'd never wash your hair again, would you? Even if Jesus' love was sticky and matted your hair.
                  Exactly!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

                      I've got a large collection of art like this. What Jesus wants to do to us all is powerful stuff. I could look at this all day.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • BrotherLarry
                          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2266
                          #7
                          Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                          Oh, to have His Love spew forth all over me, too, Sister Mary! The slants use the word bukkake (the act of splashing), no doubt to describe the phenomenon of Jesus' blood on my face, my hair, my chest, and of course, my heart! It would be more than one soul could handle in a sitting! And yet, He does this every day, doesn't He? Whenever we fall on our knees in front of Him, we can count on the splash, splash, splash of the abundance of His grace and blessings! I may never reach the level of ecstasy that you're on right now, Sister, but I am striving toward it!

                          LORD, may I taste the precious milk and honey of Your Love? I ask in the HOLY NAME of JESUS. Amen and Amen.
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775
                              #8
                              Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                              "Jesus' holy bukkake" I like that!

                              That's beautiful, and really seems to capture what the LORD does to me when I loose myself in prayer and Bathe in the Spirit!

                              PRAISE JESUS

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                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15708
                                  #9
                                  Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                                  Oh PRAISE and GLORY!

                                  Would you look at that! Sweet gushed his precious Lve all over her.

                                  I can't wait to be drenched in ' sweet, golden love, come the glory!
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                                    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Nov 2013
                                      • 999
                                      #10
                                      Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                                      This has inspired me to make a pie I will call the Honey in the Rock. As people eat my new pie, it will ooze sweet honey from the moist outer portions and cover their lips with blessings! Oh, PRAISE GOD for the ROCK OF MY SALVATION(R), our dear Savior, Jesus Christ!

                                      The next time Jesus showers His Honey on you, Sister Mary, please invite us over to share in the feast! I'll bring the pie I described! Glory!
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                                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jun 2014
                                          • 1330
                                          #11
                                          Re: PRAYER WORKS Y'ALL!!!

                                          This is utterly beautiful and I am so excited for the day that I bring forth children into the world, endure the pain that the Lord has punished us women with, for it will all be worth it to be eternally with Him!
                                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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