Brothers in Christ, Praise Jesus! Pastor Pat Robertson has set a Christian precedent today, and it's great news for all nubile young True Christian Men.
I know that my Friday Night True Christian Young Men's prayer Circle will be thrilled to hear this news! 
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Robertson: Forgive Husband For Drunken Gay Affair – Unless He’s A ‘Habitual Homosexual’
On Monday’s “The 700 Club,” conservative preacher Pat Robertson gave some marital advice to a woman whose husband of 11 years cheated on her with a fellow male churchgoer. Robertson urged the woman to forgive her husband – but only if he wasn’t a “habitual homosexual.”
The woman, whose name is Carol, asked Robertson’s advice:
“My husband and I are Christians and have been together for 11 years. Recently I found out he cheated on me with a male Christian friend in our church. He says it was a mistake, that it just happened while they were both drunk and he wants me to forgive him. I don’t know if I can. What should I do?”
Here’s how the TV preacher handled the sticky situation:
Robertson carefully assessed Carol’s problem as he repeated, “He’s been married for 11 years. This guy got drunk….” When Robertson remembers that this affair was with another Christian, he said:
“Well, hey, drunk, he didn’t know what he was dealing with. She says, ‘Should I forgive?’ Of course you should.
If he were this way all the time, if he’s a habitual drunk, if he’s a habitual homosexual, if he’s a habitual philanderer, then by all means take a hike. But one time, 11 years, don’t throw all of that away.”
So apparently it’s okay to engage in gay sex, but you only get one free pass before society – and God – can’t forgive you. Bonus points if it’s with a fellow churchgoer, and you can probably get extra understanding from your spouse if you had alcohol to blame for clouding your Christian judgment.
On Monday’s “The 700 Club,” conservative preacher Pat Robertson gave some marital advice to a woman whose husband of 11 years cheated on her with a fellow male churchgoer. Robertson urged the woman to forgive her husband – but only if he wasn’t a “habitual homosexual.”
The woman, whose name is Carol, asked Robertson’s advice:
“My husband and I are Christians and have been together for 11 years. Recently I found out he cheated on me with a male Christian friend in our church. He says it was a mistake, that it just happened while they were both drunk and he wants me to forgive him. I don’t know if I can. What should I do?”
Here’s how the TV preacher handled the sticky situation:
Robertson carefully assessed Carol’s problem as he repeated, “He’s been married for 11 years. This guy got drunk….” When Robertson remembers that this affair was with another Christian, he said:
“Well, hey, drunk, he didn’t know what he was dealing with. She says, ‘Should I forgive?’ Of course you should.
If he were this way all the time, if he’s a habitual drunk, if he’s a habitual homosexual, if he’s a habitual philanderer, then by all means take a hike. But one time, 11 years, don’t throw all of that away.”
So apparently it’s okay to engage in gay sex, but you only get one free pass before society – and God – can’t forgive you. Bonus points if it’s with a fellow churchgoer, and you can probably get extra understanding from your spouse if you had alcohol to blame for clouding your Christian judgment.

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