yah um brother dumbass, im heterosexual and i would never hit any woman and u dont own woman you effing retard ps wtf she burns your steak so u kick her ass u need counciling you phyco
Be polite, speak clear coherent English else you may be shown the door.
Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boyView Post
Eve (well, according to the bible anyway) was created by god. Same goes for my argument, if they didn't reproduce, then how were their children born? Of course they died, so does everybody, in the end.
Not the shaprest pencil, are you.
God created man, right? He created the heavens and the earth. All the animals and so on, right? Do you really think that sex was a 'Have to have', deal breaker for His creation? He could of made men drop eggs out their buttock like chickens do. He created women to cook, clean and do the domestic chores to free a mans time that is better spent pursuing intellectual thought and hunting. As an afterthought, He felt having the baby grow inside, feeding off the body of the female was a good idea as dropping an egg has got to hurt.
Is having her scrub your floors, do your laundry, and cook your meals your idea of courtship?
You don't have the right to hit her at all. She should have defended herself and hit you back -preferably in the head with the skillet she cooked your steak in.
omg thank you soooo much finaly a normal pearson plz tell me you dont agree with most of wat the ppl say
Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?
yah um brother dumbass, im heterosexual and i would never hit any woman and u dont own woman you effing retard ps wtf she burns your steak so u kick her ass u need counciling you phyco
As I said before, how do you know that? How did Eve become created if she had no mother?
Scripture or it did not happen.
By the way, Adam did die, so did eve, Tragic, really.
Eve (well, according to the bible anyway) was created by god. Same goes for my argument, if they didn't reproduce, then how were their children born? Of course they died, so does everybody, in the end.
That is an absurd statement. I just proves you have never looked at Genesis. This is the 'Genesis for Dummies'version
First we had God - A man (Two because God is really that 'awesome' as you kids say)
Then God made Adam - Also a man
So lets stop and consider just this much. Two beings in the entire universe. Both men, nary a single nagging, whining, empty headed woman in sight, right?
Now on with the story:
God then creates Eve from a rib of Adam
Eve proceeds to poison Adam (typical) and screws up Gods plan.
Now do you understand? Women are not needed.
Without Eve, they wouldn't have been able to reproduce, which means Adam would simply be left to die, without having any children.
Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boyView Post
That's a very bad argument, as without women no men would be here either.
That is an absurd statement. I just proves you have never looked at Genesis. This is the 'Genesis for Dummies'version
First we had God - A man (Two because God is really that 'awesome' as you kids say)
Then God made Adam - Also a man
So lets stop and consider just this much. Two beings in the entire universe. Both men, nary a single nagging, whining, empty headed woman in sight, right?
Now on with the story:
God then creates Eve from a rib of Adam
Eve proceeds to poison Adam (typical) and screws up Gods plan.
in my opinion and in the eyes of the lord i believe it is wrong that men even beat women. did Jesus beat his mother? would his father, the lord God even condone that? i dont think so.
Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boyView Post
This. The whole lot of you are so stupid. Women should be treated equally as men, and beating someone who does ALL of the chores that you should be helping with because they do an imperfect job is just despicable.
If it were not for men, there would be no women. They all should be on their knees thanking us.
You're deliberately misrepresenting my behaviour, you malicious little witch. I also allowed her to polish my Bible. Don't try and convince me that your heart doesn't beat a little faster at the thought of being permitted to rub a cloth over the cover of my Bible until it shines.
Believe me boy-o, there is nothing of yours that I wish to rub.
Why would she have a right to defend herself? That just doesn't make any sense.[\quote]
She has the right to defend herself because you attacked her, you misogynist idiot.
This. The whole lot of you are so stupid. Women should be treated equally as men, and beating someone who does ALL of the chores that you should be helping with because they do an imperfect job is just despicable.
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