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  • Irishalcoholic
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 10

    #151
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...

    The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

    I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.

    Good Day.

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    • Billy Ram
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 220

      #152
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      I was wondering where you went. I assumed it was the beer store.

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #153
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by Irishalcoholic View Post
        Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning.
        Originally posted by Irishalcoholic View Post
        I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.
        Oh, how dreadful for your girlfriend, having to fend off your boozy, fumbling advances. On the bright side, you'll probably fall asleep before she does, which no doubt will be something of a novelty.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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        • Internal Pain
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2009
          • 3

          #154
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
          You do not have the right to hit her - EVER.
          I firmly disagree. I think you should always beat your wife. She is yours, it says so by walking down the aisle.

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          • Ephialtes
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2009
            • 1

            #155
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Okay guys im married to a Taiwanesse girl and im totally Christian and she is blasphemy deleted can I smak her around to make her become christian or make sex with her until she Shout im god ?!
            Last edited by Wide-Open; 01-19-2009, 05:10 AM. Reason: It hurt my eyes

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #156
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              Originally posted by Irishalcoholic View Post
              I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...(mystery?)

              You ignorant fool. It's Sunday in AMERICA. It's 5am Monday in Ireland. Now I'm going to have to ban you for posting obscene language and getting caught out lying about being in Ireland. God knows why anyone would want to be in that Catholic stronghold of inside-out darkies anyway.

              The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

              Sorry. The British didn't invent it. You might want check back into school and take that history course again.

              I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.
              Good Day.
              And for a last tidbit of information, Pope Dumbenough... The Kama Sutra, according to people who have seen it, doesn't have a list. It's pictures. Just right for Irishmen and retards IF you know which way is right-side up. If you are holding the picture upside down you could get yourself into a mess.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • ed8050
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 1

                #157
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                This website is SICK!

                You call yourself christians but all your intolerant, sexist, racist, bigotry-laden asses are going to hell and that's from me, a slightly religious 16 year old non-racist AP student nice person

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812

                  #158
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Originally posted by ed8050 View Post
                  This website is SICK!
                  I'm hip to the latest lingo, and when a 16 year old refers to something as "sick", it is high praise.

                  Thanks for the encouragement, friend. We look forward to you coming back when you are 18.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                  • Wikdsnipe
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 37

                    #159
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

                    I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

                    If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?
                    Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #160
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                      You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

                      I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

                      If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?
                      We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

                      Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

                      How old are you boy?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Wikdsnipe
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 37

                        #161
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

                        Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

                        How old are you boy?
                        Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!
                        Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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                        • Billy Ram
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 220

                          #162
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                          Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!
                          Hey, don't give our Pastor none of your sassy cheek boy.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #163
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                            Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!
                            Feel free to report us for practicing Christianity as written. I'm sure the police would get a big kick out of that. They have nothing better to do than take reports from God-hating crackpots.

                            So do I understand you to say that you let your wife run the family? Are you a queer or some kind of limp-wrist? Have you ever read what the Bible says about females?

                            Genesis 3:16
                            Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                            Isaiah 3:12
                            As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                            Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                            Ephesians 5:22-24
                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                            Colossians 3:18
                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

                            1 Timothy 2:11-15
                            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

                            1 Peter 3:1
                            Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
                            Do you know how to subjugate your wife like a real True Christian(tm) Man?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Wikdsnipe
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 37

                              #164
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                              Feel free to report us for practicing Christianity as written. I'm sure the police would get a big kick out of that. They have nothing better to do than take reports from God-hating crackpots.

                              In our country, the beating of women is illegal. Therefore, the police will have fun kicking you in jail.

                              This all has to be some sort of joke, because that "URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??" thing sounds pretty made up to me. AIDS doesnt travel through the air, numbnuts. In case you people were serious about that stuff.
                              Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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                              • Wikdsnipe
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 37

                                #165
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                No reply? IS this some sort of joke? An honest question. No sarcasm, no nothing. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
                                Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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