[JennyD]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

HAHAHAHAHA oooh myy goooddddddddddd i just got it!!!!! like.....your all fookin inbreds from the south?!?!?! deliverance and all of that wierd cult shizen!!!

No, just Percy. He's "special".

Meanwhile, this is the Men's Only section of the forum.

Are you a man? I think not.

[Pretentia]

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No, just Percy. He's "special".

Meanwhile, this is the Men's Only section of the forum.

Are you a man? I think not.

but neither are you?

[Nobar King]

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a girl in MIGHTY ENGLAND would cut your testicles off and feed them to her pitbull ...then wed se how loyal a hungry pooch really is

I didn't even think you were allowed to carry knives in Sorry Old England.

[Pretentia]

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I didn't even think you were allowed to carry knives in Sorry Old England.

were not!

[Nobar King]

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That's because your nanny state knows what's good for you, better than you do, yourself.

[Pretentia]

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That's because your nanny state knows what's good for you, better than you do, yourself.

oh i dont disagree with you nobar...i was born of a country where i slept with a gun by my bed. England is the way forward.

[Snarky]

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Why would you want to hit her? How is that loving?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why would you want to hit her? How is that loving?

Would it be loving to sit by and let your wife send herself to eternal damnation? I do sister Thumper a favor each and every time I give her the back of my hand.

She knows I love her like Jesus loves me. If you were a Christian, you'd understand.

[Ayeola]

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well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward. So I don't get it, but hey, that is my problem

BUT: I do have some questions:

1) Men hit their women to diciplin them.
And how are man diciplined?

2) a man hits his woman, she breaks her neck and dies. What will happen?

3) can you hit your woman when she is pregnant?

[Nobar King]

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well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward.

That's what I expect from you sexist europeans. Why does the law single out women, but make it OK for them to hit their men? You guys are so backwards.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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well, in our (imaginary) country it is illegal to hit woman and you are seen as a coward. So I don't get it, but hey, that is my problem

One among many.

BUT: I do have some questions:

1) Men hit their women to diciplin them.

How else will they find Salvation ?

And how are man diciplined?

That is a private matter between the man and his dominatrix Pastor.

2) a man hits his woman, she breaks her neck and dies. What will happen?

If she is Saved, she will go to heaven. Otherwise

3) can you hit your woman when she is pregnant?

Only above the abdomen.

[Brother_Percy]

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a man hits his woman, she breaks her neck and dies. What will happen?

Friend, do you think we are monsters? That would NEVER happen. Sure, I've put my Finacee' in Hospital for a few weeks here and there, but nothing TOO serious. Nothin' she didn't deserve beaten for. But I've never heard of a True Christian beating his wife so hard she actually died! What do you take us for?

My mom was beaten almost everyday by my Father, and she took it like a good Christian woman should. And she lived a good healthy life, until she slipped down some stairs and hit her head against the bathroom door. See, friend, even with all those beatings she didn't die by my father's loving beatings. She died because she was clumsy, and didn't look where she was going. Isn't that how most women die?

[Ayeola]

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no no, I don't mean you will hit her until she dies. but you hit her, she slips, and break her neck. And accident.

But how do you explain something like that to the police? They won't understand you


and over here, we don't hit our men (maybe some freaks, and seks freaks, but I NEVER hit my boyfriend).
But he will also never hit me.

If i'm cooking, and i burn the food, he wont get mad because he knows it was an accident.

If I do something realy wrong and it isn't an accident he wil tell me that I was wrong, or baybe bet mad if it was realy wrong, and we will have an argument about it.

[bob marley]

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Listen here you dirty slave of satan, the reason Jesus wants wives to be disciplined is so that he doesn't have to do it himself. Its all about time management. Duh! Jesus is so busy, that he does not have time to do it for us.


Now if the woman were to castrate the man, Jesus would strike down with great vengeance and furious anger upon her. Ordinarily, Jesus would only desire you provide a swift backhand in order to provide sufficient discipline... But if he becomes angered above and beyond that, the punishment is usually to be struck down with the death of his choosing. And then send you to hell for eternity. Praise Jesus.

so ryt ur telling me jesus wants to beat the women i dont seem to grasp the concept of the ever mercyful jesus who never once did nything bad to anyone who healed someone that was taking him to be trialed that taught you to respect everyone as an equal you are now sayin would want you to beat up your as you so put it "women" she is not your "women" she is your partner she is NOT an object so thus SHE is NOT YOURS she has fealings she deserves respect surley anyone that would hit their "women" is surley doing the work of the devil as it is disobying jesus's teachings

[Brother_Percy]

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no no, I mean you hit her, she slips, and break her neck. And accident.

But how do you explain something like that to the police? They won't understand you.

I fail to see how the Police wouldnt "understand" someone having an accident. It happens all the time. Some silly woman slips coming out the shower, or isn't paying enought attention coming down the stairs, or walks into a few doors. Women are clumsy creatures, and these sort of things happen everyday. Why would you even need to mention you were beating her? What goes on in a man's home is private buisiness between him and God. It has nothing to do with her being a clumsy useless accident-prone woman. All the Police need to know is she was clumsy, and not looking where she was going. What's not to understand in that?