Following on from Elliot Mayfields excellent A musical question. What's a sackbut? Thread, I thought i'd start this 'WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE' Thread, to discuss which Musical Instruments are for True Christians™, and which are UnGodly or Satanic (or for Queers).
Evil Instrument No 1 - The Kazoo
WikiPedia describes the Kazoo as "a device fitted that adds a "buzzing" timbral quality to a player's voice when one vocalizes into it. The kazoo is a type of mirliton - a device which modifies the sound of a person's voice by way of a vibrating membrane."
A 'Vibrating membrane'??? Does that sound like something you want your kids to play??
Let's have a look at one, shall we -
Now, I don't know what this looks like to you, but to me this looks like some sort of illegal device for smoking drugs!!!
Let's have a look at what a 'Crack Pipe' looks like, shall we -
Yes, a 'Kazoo' and a 'Crack Pipe' are the exact same thing!!
Remember, 'playing with' a Kazoo will turn your kids into junkies, drug-addicts and Homosexuals!
BEWARE!!
Evil Instrument No 1 - The Kazoo
WikiPedia describes the Kazoo as "a device fitted that adds a "buzzing" timbral quality to a player's voice when one vocalizes into it. The kazoo is a type of mirliton - a device which modifies the sound of a person's voice by way of a vibrating membrane."
A 'Vibrating membrane'??? Does that sound like something you want your kids to play??
Let's have a look at one, shall we -
Now, I don't know what this looks like to you, but to me this looks like some sort of illegal device for smoking drugs!!!
Let's have a look at what a 'Crack Pipe' looks like, shall we -
Yes, a 'Kazoo' and a 'Crack Pipe' are the exact same thing!!
Remember, 'playing with' a Kazoo will turn your kids into junkies, drug-addicts and Homosexuals!
BEWARE!!
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