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  • Atheism=Nothing
    Admitted Communist Lezbean
    • Jan 2009
    • 21

    #16
    Re: Why?

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    Do not fret, dear -- all women make mistakes. Now let us leave this particular forum to the men, lest we pollute it further with our feeble feminine thoughts.


    I am a man

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    • Atheism=Nothing
      Admitted Communist Lezbean
      • Jan 2009
      • 21

      #17
      Re: Why?

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Dear friend:

      Why are you so bigoted against Christians? All we want to do is to follow the Bible, and yet you have to come here and persecute us.






      I am here to persecute you because i was on a website, when i got an email from a friend, saying look at this awful thread, i realized how wrong it truly was, so i then realized that maybe i could knock some sense into you, i have no problem with people who follow the bible. but when that is their only source of thought and ideas i then start to get angry

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22929

        #18
        Re: Why?

        Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
        [...]i have no problem with people who follow the bible. but when that is their only source of thought and ideas i then start to get angry
        I can hardly believe you posted that! You must be a woman, no man would use that sort of logic!

        If you do not have a problem with people who follow the Bible, how can you have a problem with Landover?

        You say you get angry when they use [the Bible] as their only source of ideas. Yet, if I view an outside idea, it is either in the Bible or it is not.

        If it is in the Bible, I need not consult the outside source. (e.g. Stoning Homers)
        If it is not in the Bible, it cannot be important to my journey to Heaven. (e.g. Civil Rights)
        If it contradicts the Bible, then it must be wrong. (e.g. banning slavery)
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Billy Ram
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 220

          #19
          Re: Why?

          This little lady sure has a bee in her bonnet.

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          • Jonnii
            Unsaved trash
            • Feb 2009
            • 20

            #20
            Re: Why?

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.
            i assure you jesus will never come back EVER

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Why?

              Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
              i assure you jesus will never come back EVER
              How can you be so sure? He promised He would return any day now.

              Read the Bible, then you'll change your tune, abo.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22929

                #22
                Re: Why?

                Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
                i assure you jesus will never come back EVER
                I will pray for you. Yours must be a sad and lonely life: no moral compass, no hope of Eternal Life, no church to help you through life, etc.

                I simply do not know how you can continue.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Jonnii
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 20

                  #23
                  Re: Why?

                  Pastor Ezekiel: what makes you think im an abo??


                  Ezekiel Bathfire: far from your view i live a great life and i dont need a church to help me through life i can get by on my own

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22929

                    #24
                    Re: Why?

                    Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
                    Far from your view i live a great life and i dont need a church to help me through life i can get by on my own
                    Ah, and this is your personal delusion; a caged rabbit thinks it is in paradise, only a free rabbit is. Free yourself by giving yourself to Baby Jesus, who will direct your every step towards Paradise!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Jonnii
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 20

                      #25
                      Re: Why?

                      so by giving myself to someone else will make me free? something dosnt add up there

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Why?

                        Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
                        so by giving myself to someone else will make me free? something dosnt add up there
                        That's because you come from a long line of incestuous knuckle-dragging criminals, and Foster's is considered mother's milk in Godless Austria.

                        I have no doubt that most things don't add up for you. Go do your homework--study the Bible.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Jonnii
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 20

                          #27
                          Re: Why?

                          just for future reference Austria and Australia are 2 different places

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Why?

                            Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
                            just for future reference Austria and Australia are 2 different places
                            Oh don't worry, we've been there! We had a special Christian Missionary Trip over there a few months ago. It was a big success!

                            You can read about it and see our photos HERE.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22929

                              #29
                              Re: Why?

                              That Missionary Trip was really needed to off-set the malign influence of the Anti-Christ, The vicar of Rome, when he went around parading in his fish-head hat.

                              Unfortunately, only those good people of Northern and Western Austria were Saved, and now the Lord God Almighty is sending his compassionate Wrath in the form of great fires across the Southeast.

                              Repent sinner lest you taste the fires of Hell!
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • William A
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 28

                                #30
                                Re: Why?

                                Originally posted by Jonnii View Post
                                i assure you jesus will never come back EVER
                                Who in their right mind would believe your assurance over GOD's? How concieted can you unsaved folk get?
                                2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
                                "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                                That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

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