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  • Atheism=Nothing
    Admitted Communist Lezbean
    • Jan 2009
    • 21

    #1

    Why?

    Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Why?

    Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
    Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
    It's even sadder to think that we haven't found all of YOUR kind yet and how DARE you call us bigots!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22929

      #3
      Re: Why?

      Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
      Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
      Hey, listen up - we accept anyone who is a True Christian(tm) why, we've even got an ex-negro who's a True Christian. Landover Church has a really well equipped negro section and we have a strong anti-racist policy.

      I doubt you have any of those things, you hell-bound idiot!

      Now, can I interest you in an introduction to my best friend, Jesus?
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      • Atheism=Nothing
        Admitted Communist Lezbean
        • Jan 2009
        • 21

        #4
        Re: Why?

        You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.

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        • Billy Ram
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 220

          #5
          Re: Why?

          Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
          You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
          You know in some colored countries if a man has to beat his wife, the women's family will apologize to him for their daughter making him so angry.

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #6
            Re: Why?

            Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
            You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
            Do not fret, dear -- all women make mistakes. Now let us leave this particular forum to the men, lest we pollute it further with our feeble feminine thoughts.
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: Why?

              Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
              You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
              Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Irishalcoholic
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Why?

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.
                The salvation that Jesus brought to the world is for Jews and Gentils alike. We are all created equally in the image of God regardless of gender, race or color. Those of you who preach the un-equality of women and other races truely are bigots. May God have mercy on your souls.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Why?

                  Originally posted by Irishalcoholic View Post
                  The salvation that Jesus brought to the world is for Jews and Gentils alike. We are all created equally in the image of God regardless of gender, race or color. Those of you who preach the un-equality of women and other races truely are bigots. May God have mercy on your souls.
                  You must have read that in the Bible. Would you like to show me where it says that? Please? Thanks in advance. Maybe you could start in the Book of Genesis. Does your Bible have a Book of Genesis? Good. Look at Genesis 7:2 "The male and his female ..." Notice that female animals are the property of male animals, as women are the property of men.

                  Exodus 20:17. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, ... nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's." In the Bible, women are the property of men; they are his possessions.

                  Leviticus 12. Read it.

                  Numbers 3:15-16. When "Moses numbered them according to the word of the Lord" he was told to count "every male from a month old and upward." Women and girls didn't count as persons.

                  Jeremiah. God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned.

                  Zachariah 5:7-8. Evil is personified as a woman.

                  Romans. 1:27. Paul explains that "the natural use" of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men.

                  I can quote the Bible to you and you can look it up yourself but STILL the shingles do not fall from your eyes. YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE BIBLE. You keep insisting it says things it does not. You are merely a tool of SATAN, come to draw Christians away from the TRUTH. But THE LORD SHALL SMITE YOU!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Irishalcoholic
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Why?

                    The Lord shall smite ME??? Compared to you racist, sexist bigots, I`m a f*cking saint. People like you who treat women and other races as if they were inferior and mere posessions are the scum of the earth. Any god who condones, encourages or commands such behavior is not worthy of worship from anyone.

                    And no woman deserves to be raped, ever, and if the so-called god you serve wants to smite me for calling you out, then bring it the f*ck on, I will take on all of you little bitches.

                    It really is sad that you all have such low self worth that you feel the need to abuse women and anyone who is different than you in order to feel like a man. I truly pity the pethetic weakling who resorts to beating women. Have fun sucking each others e-penises, I'm done wasting my time with you morally bankrupt heretics.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #11
                      Re: Why?

                      Originally posted by Irishalcoholic View Post
                      The Lord shall smite ME??? Compared to you racist, sexist bigots, I`m a f*cking saint. People like you who treat women and other races as if they were inferior and mere posessions are the scum of the earth. Any god who condones, encourages or commands such behavior is not worthy of worship from anyone.

                      And no woman deserves to be raped, ever, and if the so-called god you serve wants to smite me for calling you out, then bring it the f*ck on, I will take on all of you little bitches.

                      It really is sad that you all have such low self worth that you feel the need to abuse women and anyone who is different than you in order to feel like a man. I truly pity the pethetic weakling who resorts to beating women. Have fun sucking each others e-penises, I'm done wasting my time with you morally bankrupt heretics.
                      Gosh, I must have got on his wrong side.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Why?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Gosh, I must have got on his wrong side.
                        Yeah, I got that impression too.

                        Still, no reason to call us "pethetic" though. I thought that was a little harsh.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Why?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Yeah, I got that impression too.

                          Still, no reason to call us "pethetic" though. I thought that was a little harsh.
                          Yes. It always hurts to lose one to SATAN...or Ireland/Rome.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                            Tin Tither
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 234

                            #14
                            Re: Why?

                            I have to keep my debbie in line or else shell' do something stupid again its' my job as the man of the house why cant' you except that?

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Why?

                              Originally posted by Atheism=Nothing View Post
                              Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
                              Dear friend:

                              Why are you so bigoted against Christians? All we want to do is to follow the Bible, and yet you have to come here and persecute us.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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