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  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Originally posted by Brother Misc View Post
    I have none. I see your point, I should have beat them both. Satan is working through the dog and the women.
    I took care of that dog. It stopped breathing for a little while but I figure that was Satan leaving the animals body.

    I may let the wife out of her room for a few minutes to cook me some supper. Tonight I bring out the cat of nine tails just like the Romans did to Jesus.
    "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shal know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them." Ezekiel 25:17

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    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      is this entire site a site of trolls? Or am I missing something?

      I am Catholic, or used to be, and after looking at this forum, I now remember why I know longer have faith in any particular religion. There could be something out there yes, but to take everything the Bible says word for word, is ridiculous.

      Someone riddle me this, how do you know that it is your religion that is the right one, the one that has been actually given to you by God. Since there are so many variations of of religion, even variations of the same religion, most of which were given to them by 'God' how do you know your religion is the correct one? If everyone had God tell them about their religion, and religions are so different, who is to say who is right.

      There are many religions that believe if you don't believe in that religion or worship that god, with those values, then you will be going to hell. Since there are many different religions that say this, most of which have varying principals, then do you know statistically what the chances are that you have the correct religion picked out from the sea of others?

      Religion doesn't save, anti-religion does. More wars have been fought over religious believes than any other. As soon as people just believe and have faith in, whatever it is they have faith in, and don't try to PUSH their beliefs on others, the world will be a better place.

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      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Our ideas are God's ideas and God's ideas are timeless and eternal. You and your kind however, flip and flop with the winds of fashion.
        Very true Brother, eventually he will be flipping and flopping in the Lake of Fire©


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by Brother Misc View Post
          I have none. I see your point, I should have beat them both. Satan is working through the dog and the women.
          Le:20:16: And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          The Lord's Word is clear.
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          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Our ideas are God's ideas and God's ideas are timeless and eternal. You and your kind however, flip and flop with the winds of fashion.
            Yea, last thing we need is the word of God blasphemed by some Puerto Rican.
            "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shal know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them." Ezekiel 25:17

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            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Our ideas are God's ideas and God's ideas are timeless and eternal. You and your kind however, flip and flop with the winds of fashion.
              What is timeless and eternal is your incapacity to rationalize instead of indulging yourself with self-destructive and radical beliefs. Your ideals are not a subject of debate, it's a subject of blind-faith invulnerable to reason and tolerance. Yours is the ultimate stupidity that has haunted the human mind for thousands of years, and you refuse to become independent, to overcome it. Such 'trait' is not strength, it's a weakness you, yourself, exploit to the limit. You are no longer sentient, you're like a playback recorder stuck with the same rotten K7 imposed to you by others.

              It's fascinating however, that after so much time so many people continue to bask in such ignorance, convinced they're being enlightened.

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Very true Brother, eventually he will be flipping and flopping in the Lake of Fire©
              If such place even existed I'm pretty sure I would see you there

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              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Brother Misc View Post
                Yea, last thing we need is the word of God blasphemed by some Puerto Rican.
                Eventhough I'm not Puerto Rican I couldn't help to notice yet another sign of intolerance. Have you been molested by a Puerto Rican as a child?

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                Now, the following is intended to Sister Mary Maria since I can't sent her a private message. Since you called me a fascist - you see, you're just another ignorant character, who probably as an abused woman even welcomes an educational beating. With such low self-esteem you decided to call me what your deity practices on a daily basis: Fascism.

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism <- Please do read.

                "(...)blasphemed by some Puerto Rican" <- This is fascism
                "(...)No homosexuals or women allowed!" <- This is fascism

                I'm sure if you actually educate yourself you will see plenty of other fascist commentaries throughout this decadent forum.

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                • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  You people so greatly miscontrue the word of God that it makes my heart hurt. You people claim to model your lives after Jesus, but please find the verses in scripture for me where it says Jesus was for beating women, subjugating others, and inequality. Jesus as a symbol and a person stands for exactly the opposite. Though masturbation "spilling ones' seed" is not permitted by the law of God, scripture tells us that we must pray for forgiveness, and look to help those that have a problem with something like this, not to physically beat them. Pastor Ezekiel, especially you. Your signature leaves me in stitches, you list everyone who Jesus will damn to Hell, however you are too stupid, ignorant, and poisoned by religion to realize that you meet many of these same requirements that you lay out. you are deceitful in the way you lie to soceity, otherwsie im sure you would be in jail for your outspoken use and practice of wife beating (i can only assume you are deceitful and a liar because you obviously don't go around saying you beat your wife in public, you would surely be in jail) As far as the maliciousness and hatefullness that goes into the act of beating someone, i feel it is self evident and I don't even need to make a comment. You should really reanalyze the way you interpret scripture as well as religion. You must also realize the Bible was not written by God, it is impossible. Though it may be divine inspiration, it was still written by people, and we as people are inherently not perfect, therefore, the Bible, sadly, is not perfect as much as you wish to beleive it is. The Bible has been tainted through thousands of years of revision and human interference. It is not the undeniable word of God. You baptists have a funny way of beleiving everything that is told you and never questioning your faith. Questioning your faith is the most healthy way to a great relationship with God. If you have doubts, and work through those doubts, your relationship will be that much stronger. Sorry about the disorganized structure of my response but I see so many problems in your line of thinking that I just don't know where to start. I'll end this by saying: question your God to the fullest, and question your church. This is exactly what Jesus did and he was persecuted for it, but good has come out of it. We can't just assume what our church or pastor says is the infallible word of God, through spiritual questioning our understanding of God will only be made better. I will pray dearly for all of you, that you may see the blindness of your ways.

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                  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    you guys are all retarded. there is no god, and if you believe there is you're all stupid cultist morons. the earth wasnt created in 7 days by some giant invisible guy. your beliefs are backwards and sick. you christians preach tolerance and forgiveness but you are the most intolerant and sadistic people in the whole world. you have to be literally mentally challenged to believe anything the bible says. if you live your life based off of a book 2000 years old, then we can expect people to take moby dick as gospel 2000 years from now. dont you think its a little outdated to be taking literally? i can understand but dont agree with living your life in a good way, but believing that you are going to be saved is a crock. you will end up in nothingness the same as everyone else when you die, and you will regret not living your life, or moreso living your lives like intolerant, disgusting, hateful animals that you are at the root. hate to burst your bubble but you are all scared. you live your lives like you do because you have nothing else going for you. you are ugly, mean, gross people, and i mean at the soul not physically. if you want to follow a religion, try buddhism or somthing that is relevant to the world today, not an outdated, sexist, racist, biggoted religion.

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                    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Women have souls as strong as ours. They need not be saved by men, they can find salvation without our guidance. I will refuse to touch a hand on my wife, as a Christian, for harming anybody, for any purpose, is entirely incorrect and abhorrent, and perversion, of the original purpose of Christianity - to love unconditionally.
                      I am Natashia, a pretty little princess and God-mocker.

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                      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Le:20:16: And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                        The Lord's Word is clear.


                        This must be a joke. You people blindly follow every word in the Bible. Have you ever thought to think that this was written by a person who had misconstrued the true word of God? Or ever stopped to think that this was written thousands of years ago and we have come to an age that realizes murder as not only a sin in the eyes of God, but as a general act of wrongdoing, regardless of culture. Please explain to me how it is a sin to murder, but this quote from scripture tells us to murder? Surely, God does not make exceptions in which murder is ok. It has always been clear to me that God will tolerate no sort of murder. And if you respond by saying that "murder" is a term loosely defined and is now defined as "beating" you are horribly foolish.. you can't read everything from the Bible word for word and then make an exception here.


                        heres a quote from a book of the Bible I have written myself "All ye Baptists are foolish and blind. Thou shalt surely burn in the eternal fires of Hell for your ignorance and intolerance." Just like the person who wrote Romans or Leviticus, I feel I am a person deeply inspired by God to write these words. If you have a problem with this, please please please try and give me a good reason of how I am different than any other divinely inspired author of the Bible.

                        baptists FTL

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                        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Unfortunately, Theologian, you can't approach these...specimens... with reason. They will discard it as quickly as they bash homosexuals, women, other races and different lines of thought.

                          I know you most definitely won't agree with this, although I admire your coherence while being a Christian, these people need to vanish. There is no place for tolerance in their ways, they are too indulged in their own blindness and they will never accept reason. They come from a long line of stupidity, it runs real deep...

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                          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            you people are the downfall of our country, beating your pregnant wife for "masturbating in the shower", id love to see one of you little puffs in an alley somewhere, i bet you beat animals too? too chickensh*t to fight someone your own size so you beat weak things to make u feel better about being a MORON, the collective iq on the site is staggeringly low, and for that i pitty you

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                            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              I pretty much insulted every blind believer in here, aswell as an admin and 666Yum is the one getting banned? This is outrageous.

                              Just one thing, we descend from Apes not Monkeys. Other than that, well said.

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                              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by Ricardo Reis View Post
                                I pretty much insulted every blind believer in here, aswell as an admin and 666Yum is the one getting banned? This is outrageous.

                                Just one thing, we descend from Apes not Monkeys. Other than that, well said.
                                Maybe your grandpa was a baboon, but mine wasn't.

                                Enjoy hell, Tarzan.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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