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  • Ugly_Kid_Joe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 272

    #181
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    I encourage the noobs to wash their mouths with soap for telling us True Christians(tm) what to do. Shoo, vermin!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22845

      #182
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Originally posted by Dr A Morse, Ph.D View Post
      I apologize for the mis-key, "how" in the last statement was intended to be typed as "who"
      I know, Jesus can see into your soul and makes you make mistakes. He tells us that he sees that your next post will be suggesting that members of Landover be banned.

      Nothing is hidden from Him. PRAISE!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • adosdrummer
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        • May 2009
        • 54

        #183
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        speaking in tounges is evidence of receiving the holy ghost, with out that rebirth we cannot enter into heaven.

        i dont see much warning, just condeming

        sorry im haveing touble with this keyboard, please be paitiant and bear with me on my spelling.

        christ did change the law, and fullfill it.

        yes the Word cuts like a sword. and we should not sugger coat the Word.
        but we must act in faith and love! we must be like Jesus and welcome the Sinner with open arms.

        and how is that site blasphemous? please show me in scripture and in examples. how is 1gdholyghostlady taking the lords name in vain??
        Its not a religion, its a relationship

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        • Hymie Goldberg
          WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
          • May 2008
          • 161

          #184
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
          speaking in tounges is evidence of receiving the holy ghost, with out that rebirth we cannot enter into heaven.

          i dont see much warning, just condeming

          sorry im haveing touble with this keyboard, please be paitiant and bear with me on my spelling.

          christ did change the law, and fullfill it.

          yes the Word cuts like a sword. and we should not sugger coat the Word.
          but we must act in faith and love! we must be like Jesus and welcome the Sinner with open arms.

          and how is that site blasphemous? please show me in scripture and in examples. how is 1gdholyghostlady taking the lords name in vain??
          Oy! A real, live Oneness Pentecostal, he is!

          Hymie
          1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
          2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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          • adosdrummer
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            • May 2009
            • 54

            #185
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
            Oy! A real, live Oneness Pentecostal, he is!

            Hymie
            Its not a religion, its a relationship

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            • Hymie Goldberg
              WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
              • May 2008
              • 161

              #186
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
              Meh, you're still goyim to Hymie, whether you deny the Christer "Trinity" or not.

              Hymie
              1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
              2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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              • adosdrummer
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                • May 2009
                • 54

                #187
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
                Meh, you're still goyim to Hymie, whether you deny the Christer "Trinity" or not.

                Hymie
                explain what your trying to say please?
                goyim?
                Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                • Okiepunk
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                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2009
                  • 1

                  #188
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  you think its ok to punish your wife? Well then Mr let me catch you doing that and we both will go to hell together. I PRAY for the day i catch some child beater or wife beater so i can give them a taste of reality. To the idiot that posted the first thread, Sleep with 1 eye open. I WILL see u soon.

                  Yours truley
                  Idiot Slayer

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #189
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Originally posted by Dr A Morse, Ph.D View Post
                    I apologize for the mis-key, "how" in the last statement was intended to be typed as "who"
                    Hey are you the one who invented the code ??

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                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Hymie Goldberg
                      WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                      • May 2008
                      • 161

                      #190
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                      explain what your trying to say please?
                      goyim?
                      I thought your kind spoke in tongues? Doesn't that you mean you understand any old gibberish, or do you just take us for schmucks and make it all up?

                      Tell the truth, bubchik - Yeshua will know if you lie he will!

                      Hymie
                      1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                      2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                      • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 272

                        #191
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by Okiepunk View Post
                        you think its ok to punish your wife? Well then Mr let me catch you doing that and we both will go to hell together. I PRAY for the day i catch some child beater or wife beater so i can give them a taste of reality. To the idiot that posted the first thread, Sleep with 1 eye open. I WILL see u soon.

                        Yours truley
                        Idiot Slayer
                        I assume that you are in fact a feminist in disguise?

                        Anyway, Jesus watches over our Godly beds at night. You will be in Hell before you even get close enough to fulfill your sick pleasures.
                        Glory to God!

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22845

                          #192
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                          speaking in tounges is evidence of receiving the holy ghost, with out that rebirth we cannot enter into heaven.
                          Sir or Madam, you are deluded beyond redemption - show me where it says that in the Bible KJV1611. Pretend Christians gibbering is likely to give God a headache.

                          i dont see much warning, just condeming
                          There are none as blind as those who will not see.

                          christ did change the law, and fullfill it.
                          Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                          Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                          The fulfillment of The Law will not be complete until the 2nd Coming. Explain that heathen!

                          yes the Word cuts like a sword. and we should not sugger coat the Word.
                          but we must act in faith and love! we must be like Jesus and welcome the Sinner with open arms.
                          Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
                          Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


                          Are you receiving The Word Boy?

                          and how is that site blasphemous? please show me in scripture and in examples. how is 1gdholyghostlady taking the lords name in vain??
                          Ex:20:7: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
                          De:5:11: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
                          Psalms:139:20: For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.


                          Do you think that a blue-rinsed, cotton-brained woman filled with assenine platitudes and without the faintest idea of what she's talking about is honoring God by calling herself that name? Do you?

                          Or perhaps you think that she is a great theologian steeped in holiness and speaking the essence of The Holy Spirit such that we should leave aside God's Word and listen only to her?

                          Your blindness makes you as bad as her. You need to get yourself straight with God.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • adosdrummer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2009
                            • 54

                            #193
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
                            I thought your kind spoke in tongues? Doesn't that you mean you understand any old gibberish, or do you just take us for schmucks and make it all up?

                            Tell the truth, bubchik - Yeshua will know if you lie he will!

                            Hymie
                            i dont have the gift of interpretation....
                            and i havnt spoken in tounges in quite a while...
                            and i need to get my whole life and heart back to jesus.
                            i need to spend time in m prayer closet and fast and draw much closer to Jesus.
                            sorry, i cannot fullfill ur wishes of what u are asking.
                            Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                            • Hymie Goldberg
                              WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                              • May 2008
                              • 161

                              #194
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                              i dont have the gift of interpretation....
                              and i havnt spoken in tounges in quite a while...
                              and i need to get my whole life and heart back to jesus.
                              i need to spend time in m prayer closet and fast and draw much closer to Jesus.
                              sorry, i cannot fullfill ur wishes of what u are asking.
                              Spend all the time you want in closets. If this lot are for real (and Hymie is prepared to hedge his bets, he is) then you're already doomed.

                              As a Oneness Pentecostal you deny their Trinity and in so doing blaspheme against their bird-god.

                              Apparently that's the Unforgivable Sin, it is.

                              I'll see you at the barbeque!

                              Hymie
                              1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                              2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                              • adosdrummer
                                Unsaved trash
                                • May 2009
                                • 54

                                #195
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                i do not have all the awnsers. im still a "baby christian" sort to say.
                                and you are right, i need to get straight with god.
                                Its not a religion, its a relationship

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