[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I visited ireland a couple of times. Nice woemn you have, I spent a few evenings showing them how they could be saved. It must have worked, they all left for foreign lands once they saw what a bunch of papist drunks Irish men are.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out fool...

[Little Amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I would also recommend take any objects out of the shower that may be used for immoral purposes. Thick, elongated objects like back scrubbers can be used improperly. It's probably also best to have one of those glass shower doors that show a distorted view of a person inside, and not a shower curtain, that way you can spy from the outside and know what she's doing in there by the shape of her bodyform through the glass!

Well I think you would approve then on my shower/bathing practice. I never use any of those back cleaners or loofa's. And there is NO curtain in our baths. And my paw paw sits and watches me and my little sister the whole time, to make sure we do not pleasure ourselves. He sits there reading bible verses about being clean. I have found with a good shower head, there is no need to touch yourself there.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Showers are an excellent, healthy environment for people to explore their bodies and experiment with sexual fantasies. I remember when I was a teenager, I would lay down in the bathtub with my legs spread and let the hot water gushing from the fawcett splash down on my sensitive erogeneous zones, while closing my eyes and imagine Diana Ross was pleasuring me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

There are some things which are better left unknown.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Too much information... Now I can't get naughty thoughts of a 3-some with you and Diana Ross out of my head.

I thought this place was family safe ?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Showers are an excellent, healthy environment for people to explore their bodies and experiment with sexual fantasies. I remember when I was a teenager, I would lay down in the bathtub with my legs spread and let the hot water gushing from the fawcett splash down on my sensitive erogeneous zones, while closing my eyes and imagine Diana Ross was pleasuring me.

As nigra have no ambition to actually work, how many of our hard earned tax dollars actually went toward your so called "education" ? I suppose it is possible you had a watermelon stand as a child but unlikely.

[kyle_from_southpark]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Medical Science? The Bible tells us 1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

And so it is, God has a Plan and medical science is a thing of the Devil designed to thwart that Great Plan - it is Ungodly.

so what about jesus letting a cripple man walk again? That seems to me like some good 'ol medical science

[kyle_from_southpark]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must exist - even in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.

god never wrote a bible you dumbass, he only gave ten rules to mozes

[shocked]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

You came to the right place! We can refill your faith tank so that your faith-o-meter is full again!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Praise Jesus that you have been sent to us by God. We will do all we can to lead you down the Path of Righteousness©.

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Welcome Shocked! Its' snap doddly good to meet you!

[shocked]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I will not judge anyone in what they believe you are entitled to you beliefs, but if showing me the godly path means I one day strike my wife then I refuse.
I would never even consider that, my wife to me is equal in every way, I am superior in none.
We make decisions together and tackle problems together.

If yours is the godly road then consider me on the grass.

I apologies if I offended anyone by my opinion.

Please could you explain where is says in the bible that it is ok to hurt another human being.

Excuse my ignorance.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Shocked, you are simply misunderstood about our beliefs here. No one here beats our wives. We discipline them. Sometimes the discipline entails physical punishment, but nothing harsh nor cruel. We do this not to be sadistic or spiteful, but because we love our wives very much and do not want to see them stray from the path of the Lord. Christ told us that the road to Heaven is narrow but the road to Hell is wide. Our wives need us to keep them on that path. If we didn't love them, we wouldn't discipline them and allow them to carry on in their harlotry.

Of course, when it gets right down to it, it doesn't matter if you think it's good or bad -- it's what God thinks is good or bad. We are right in the Lord. We do not question His judgement, nor His laws.

I would ask you if you would like to seek forgiveness for your sins and join Jesus Christ in everlasting life. I am here to share the Good News, with you Shocked, that Jesus Christ died for your sins! All it takes is for you to accept Him in your heart and you can become a True Christian(tm) just like us. Open yourself to Jesus. Ask him to come in.

Will you accept Jesus Christ right now, this very instant?

[jennydonatiheals]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,